Me, out loud: nobody's asking about your flooring, duck off you bleep.
Cat next to me:
Cat next to me:
You had to poke the bear, didn't you?!Another day off?
You had to poke the bear, didn't you?!Another day off?
No one gives a duck about your floors love. I’d be more concerned about that wobbly door frame
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Soooo cringey listening to her patronise them like that! And who gives a tit that you were 5 years old when they started?? I was 10. Big dealNo one asked about your floor you obviously got gifted......anytime they say all of you were asking there is an ad after it. Lying cow
It’s actually a joke how different she looks - she is so untrustworthy- if she can’t even present her real physical self to fans why on earth should we believe anything else?Soph just STOP nothing wrong with your real face. Thanks for telling me all about you flooring much appreciated it the living crisis everyone is living in (I know its not her doing but who cares about her floor really)
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Lapland incoming.
Sorry ended up real lifing this weekend but she knew from Stacey mentioning it that her door would be the weekend. But hinch had to get in there first. I said the difference with Stacey is she does the whole family photo. Hinch gets it wrong everytime. I don't like Stacey but I do like the door and looks fun. All we seen with hinch was her and her mum . Nothing about the kids getting involved it was all for soph and her parents to enjoy. Just like the pumpkin patch with Ronnie left outMrs Hinch #591 The braggy pumpkin display was crass, now she's tending to sleep in a ball in the grass.
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Days off galore.
A brief rundown of the past three days of piss poor content:
- went into a sulk because her excessively wasteful door was questioned by actual hinchers and not trolls.
- went into a further sulk because she wasn't invited to the p&g trip to Brussels and tend best bubs had an Instagram live chat with Primark about her latest range.
- took yet another day off on Friday.
- came back on Saturday to ask us all to do a reset.
- had a brag about spending £50 on tat she already has.
- fell asleep on the wet grass on Saturday afternoon.
- complained about her child not being asleep when the poor thing probably has no routine.
- reminded us all who the golden child is on Sunday morning.
Sophie Rose is in a mood....but what about?
Jimbob is getting involved in the Instagram comments
Freda loves tending to her garden
Where is Al?
I'll be really surprised if she's off to actual Lapland. A friend said in the last few years that she really struggled to find one she could book with her four year old as the youngest member of the party. I'm sure she said most of them wanted them to be 6.Wonder if Ron’ll get to go, or will he be left at home and punted off to nursery