Mrs Hinch #587 DEFRA rules don’t apply to me, myself, my faces and I

[Wize Owl]

Oh do behave Sopha... Give it up, the copycat child swearing wasn’t funny yesterday and not today either. If you want to hear swearing so bad then here we go “Fuck off you braggy poor excuse for a mother, grow the fuck up and stop being an absolute cunt to your children” She thinks she’s being so funnny

Personally, I’m not even sure he’s saying shit, he keeps looking around for the chickens when he says it and only reacts with “Errrgh Yuck” when he sees it and she says “Poop” I think that says it all, it’s yet more lies. Give it up Hinch, Ronni e backing out of there as quick as possible says he definitely doesn’t want to clean it up. Why do so many of her stories contain Oh yes, because she’s

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

is she talking about the interviews that Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen has conducted recently slating both Hinch and Stacey’s homes .. he’s definitely a tattler - he can see straight through their BS just like Janet street Porter

Is she taking a pop at Llewellyn-Bowen there?

Definitely it’s got to her you can tell!

 

[Sausage90]

So she's got no time to clean but can put bananas on sticks and draw faces on them?

My kids are neglected and had porridge this morning. Someone call Esther

 

[Wize Owl]

You funny, nusty hen you
The oi oiiii made me think of him as a Thomas the Tank character and that's his toot noise when leaving the station

I’m fankyou

 

[Danielle0120]

Oooooo check her with all the friends
B O L L O C K S

 

[kayl1986]

Why is she saying Ronnie is a toddler .he is 3. She has her parents on hand and a stay at home husband. Imagine if Jamie had work like alot other families have to do or single parents. Just get on with it

 

[Stacybee]

@HinchesSousChef Now that you’ve retired from Astroturf Watch, want to be on pine tree watch with me? I’ve whittled the options down to these two trees for the growing region (UK). The Noble Fir and Norway Spruce.

The Noble Fir grows mostly in the wetter western regions. I’m leaning towards the Norway Spruce which is more widespread.

Though really, we all know those cones are from the Pinus Amazonius tree.
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I actually live in the Piney Woods of Texas. She is 100% lying about picking those pinecones. You will never find ones in that number that look like that. Especially if you have only 1-2 trees. Why fucking lie about it???

 

[Wize Owl]

BINGO

Been reading here again Sopha I knew it wouldn’t take long for her to start chopping the cushions again. Twat. Oh and does putting AD on a post not apply to her anymore because she thinks she’s speciaaaaal

PS.... Sopha, pumpkins don’t have to match your colour scheme. Yanno, it’s ok to have ORANGE ones, you never know it might inject some life into a boring home

Mrs Hinch #586 Feeling the pinch? Not Mrs Hinch. She'll still gloat, while we've got nowt!

She gets more rage-inducing by the day. How does she not realise how much of a twat she is acting by advertising that light fitting? When I first found you nusty hens I just though ‘huh, cleaning influencer that doesn’t do much cleaning, what’s that about?’. There is no way she can be earning...

tattle.life

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Who called the cushion chop yesterday 🫲

 

[Missy mop]

So that whole q&a was to pull Lawrence Llewelyn up at the end!!

 

[Spacedman]

It's still there I just saw it. About 35 comments now all saying she doesn't clean and recommending others to follow. Hinch better watch out, once they start following others and like them better, that's her done.

Whats the betting Hinch will read here and we might get a fuck off Friday early this week!

I really think that’s what it is, the personality just overrides everything for me

I think she's lost in her own world.She doesn't even understand her own personality.
Inch is the driving force closely followed by Fiddle.
I've always believed she's lost-i don't think pa agrees with any of it.
If only someone knew the true dynamics of this family,I for one one would write buy the book.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

The thing about the chickens is, even if it is pre-records, DEFRA will still want to investigate and then it'll be up to her to provide evidence that those recordings were taken prior to 27th September when the AIPZ came into place and that she has taken the biosecurity measures set out in the document released when the AIPZ was made effective. I can't see any foot dip by the door to the pen or any tarp or water proof covering either. She thinks she's being clever and it's a game but this will be taken seriously.

 

[ethelworks]

Oh and now we have the excessive blinking....that's a sure sign of lying as well, she's so full of shit. Aye scarred from this morning because JSP called her out and fake bestie had to stick up for her. As for the I promise to keep you updated, aye ok you lying fucker

 

[Wize Owl]

Acorn Manzzz and Wormington resurface Credit for them to Schweeet’arrrt @☆MagicRoundabout☆ (volume needed)

 

[Pollyanna263]

just saw an article in the sun saying SSS can get up to £16k per post on insta and other mum-fluencies like the Faires sisters and Giovanna Fletcher only get £4-7k. Hinch not even mentioned. No way she gets more than SSS for her ads now

Also these threads have slowed down so much that another board is probably going to get to 500 threads before hinch reaches 600. How the mighty have fallen.

The only reason the Hinch threads keep moving is because of the people on them

 

[Bizziebody]

This hag is always 'in tears' over something, grow up you moron.

 

[Danielle0120]

Imagine being that lax with money you buy what.. 15 quid worth of laundry products every time you go into the shop. Sad cunt

Oh and I put a load out on my line before work this morn about 7am , got it half hour ago fully dry. I did yesterday and the day before that too. Smells just as nice as they did when they come out the washer wet this morn. Outdoorable is just a money making scheme.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I think she's lost in her own world.She doesn't even understand her own personality.
Inch is the driving force closely followed by Fiddle.
I've always believed she's lost-i don't think pa agrees with any of it.
If only someone knew the true dynamics of this family,I for one one would write buy the book.

Happy to proof read spaced. Just send me everything you know.

 

[Whatapalaver]

Hi. I’m Zopha. Unable to deal with the actual ‘shoppers’ so I do a fluff Q&A whilst primping and preening myself [who am I kidding with my ‘hair hat’? I fucking love how I look! Part mummy, part porno princess]
I’ll pick 6 soft soap questions from the ‘shoppers’ and the only criticism I’ll go near is that from Laurence L-B who didn’t actually name me in his scathing criticism of grey interiors but it’ll make me feel all fancy and important to assume he was referring to me because I’m such an ICON

I’m so bored and lonely. Now that the novelty of the alpacabastards and the hens has worn off, I do not know what to do with myself. Oioinoknob wants me up the duff again asap but these rugrats are eating in to my ICONIC time. I can barely keep up with which day I’m supposed to have visited the ‘special family’ ™️ who live in my old house [the plebs, that have to live in a ‘gifted’ house].

I got bored of parodying Zophs pathetic life so ill
Stop here. Imagine actually living it?! FML.

 

[Danielle0120]

Well for one she's defo not been offered many TV opportunities. She has no personality.
And two, the very few she maybe has been offered she's only said no because she can't filter herself so her real face and body will be shown. Not her tend anxiety.