Mrs Hinch #587 DEFRA rules don’t apply to me, myself, my faces and I

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

It's Thursday. That only means on thing Tattlers. The cleaner is in as usual. Except she has 3 now she has her tend farm! Some things never change eh? More days off than Santa and he only works 1 night a year.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Nusty fat crunky snack eating coke drinking troll that pollyanne

There’s a dart board in Essex with my picture on it that’s for sure

 

[Swedish chef]

You just beat me to this-some where clearly bamboo-I've got a photo somewhere.
I have never sighted a panda in Maldon to this day

It's because they are extinct, due to deforestation, some grabby bastard took all the bamboo for crafting and influencing

She's gunna come after us nusty fat trollz
I so scared

She will definitely be DMing her Dad, and Weepy will make us all a wonky hall table as our punishment.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

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Her pine cones are as fake as her face

 

[Swedish chef]

Due to lack of communication content from ole Cunty Mcfilteredtofuck Cuntface, I will have to crack on and make my own. Well I stole it from an instaahunz IG account. WTF is wrong with people?

 

[Cassy Role]

Due to lack of communication content from ole Cunty Mcfilteredtofuck Cuntface, I will have to crack on and make my own. Well I stole it from an instaahunz IG account. WTF is wrong with people?View attachment 1631756

“give a follow for more cleaning motivation ways to make your house one big duck off fire hazard and probably void your house insurance”

There. Fixed it.

 

[Swedish chef]

“give a follow for more cleaning motivation ways to make your house one big duck off fire hazard and probably void your house insurance”

There. Fixed it.

Forget living the low tox loife hunnay, I have ramped it up to doomsday level. So bloody stupid

 

[AllieBee]

Due to lack of communication content from ole Cunty Mcfilteredtofuck Cuntface, I will have to crack on and make my own. Well I stole it from an instaahunz IG account. WTF is wrong with people?View attachment 1631756

duck sake. What is WRONG with these people. Spraying that toxic and flammable tit everywhere. Madness. Hope she has house insurance though that would probably be voided.

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

She's gunna come after us nusty fat trollz
I so scared

It wouldn’t take long to catch me

a fat nusty hen tripping up over empty coke bottles and empty crunky snack wrapperz

 

[jimbobs_small_knob]

Do we know yet who she gifted her house to?

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Do we know yet who she gifted her house to?

I actually didn’t realise she had? She NEVER mentions it

 

[Cassy Role]

Do we know yet who she gifted her house to?

No one. It’s still hers. She’s letting her sister and niece live in it until she needs it back.

 

[Bizziebody]

No one. It’s still hers. She’s letting her sister and niece live in it until she needs it back.

Does Mamfa have a husband?

 

[Swedish chef]

It wouldn’t take long to catch me

a fat nusty hen tripping up over empty coke bottles and empty crunky snack wrapperz

I think I will just stay in ma basement behind my keyboard, it would be easier for Fiddle the tattle snatcher to catch me.

 

[Hinchisafraud]

The pine cones

Sophie - you are not well - get help - for yourself and your boys - not for attention and a book deal!!!

 

[IrishCatlady]

Does Mamfa have a husband?

Well she's married

I wonder if a possible power cut for upto 3 hours a day will get Hinch to stop wasting energy

 

[BeeHappy]

Well she's married

I wonder if a possible power cut for upto 3 hours a day will get Hinch to stop wasting energy

I wouldn’t put in past her to buy herself a generator and then put stories out with every light on in her house and her heating at 47 billion degrees while the rest or us are wrapped in blankets and huddled round a candle!

 

[ohmyreally!]

Just a thought.....who walks the 4 legged pet? Don't think I've ever seen him being walked. Nice walk down the woods with the boys, splashing in puddles picking up real pine cones and leaves etc....perfect autumn activity

.....oh hang on....silly me.....can't sell anything with a free activity!

BUT...

You would have perfect content......family/relatable content down the woods THEN when you arrive home.....content of cleaning the boys muddy wellies/footprints, clothes etc - all relatable because most of us go for muddy autumn walks with children!

That is how you should put out content. Not cleaning clean counter tops or 3 pieces of laundry.


Urgh, she drives me crazy

 

[N0sey.P4rker]

Ah wonderful! I should have done more investigating into it! I am surprised they don't already have this feature in place.

Anyway, happy duck it up Friday!

 

[Pigglet9876]

Did Ronnie not get to go to pumpkin village and does they really need all them pumpkins!