Well I’m going to get my Christmas wish in early and that is....I’m thinking Christmas too. Montage of the tree with a scan and letter board underneath with some sparkly silver baby shoes - some caption about baby no. 3, who is of course a girl to make their family ‘complete’.
I can almost see it.
I wish and hope that if there is an announcement about baby no3 at Christmas I hope she then isn’t in the maternity unit the same time as I am having baby Owlet no4. If she is I will be in and out of there at lightening speed. To be honesssssscht if I hear one “Oi Oiiiii that’s it baaabe, pussssh” or cackle I will be delivering in the car parkDo you mean why she’s called Mamfa?
It's because the Hinched family are morons & think this is a cute version of Samantha, so much easier for the children to say AuntY Mamfa than AuntY Sam.
If she is due to make an announcement, good old Al will be in his workshop knocking up a manger made from old wooden pallets for baby to complete the nativity scene.Well I’m going to get my Christmas wish in early and that is....
Actually, I bet she’s too famoussssssh to give birth at our maternity unit, she’ll choose somewhere possssssh, surrounded by Jimbobtinynobnoballs, Fiddle, RoyOiOi and Weepy who will be crying a river, bless’is’arrrt.
Plus Mamfa is short for Sam. Like Jamie is short for James
He won't be allowed to work. She has the say in everything now 'she brings in the money'. On his phone gambling in one of the many loos. ATVJimbob must be working if Lennie has gone with Manfa for the morning
If not, what the flip is he doing all day?
One day Sopha did a story where she was trying to dress Lennie and was saying they were going to see ‘Aunty Mamfa’ (her sister Samantha, who was always Sam) and since then that’s how we have referred to her on here. We said why doesn’t Soph ever talk properly and give her boys a chance.
What in the buggering bot buying bollocks is going on here. Think I may have answered my own question
Surely he could go fishing for 30 minutes
