Mrs Hinch #582 It’s all faux show!

[Spacemonkey1972]

Oh goodie. Frosted eucalyptus for Christmas. Seriously did they not learn from last years rose blunderland? Shops were still trying to flog it for 99p in July. As per usual the few huns that are still loyal will rush and buy it and she’ll come on and cry. “Can’t believe it guyzzzz.” And then they’ll realise it makes their clothes smell like fusty grass and that’ll be it. Ffs

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

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Oh come on ASA , iconic etc Etc etc, FAKE AS F##K, breaking all the rules

I wonder which face she has on her passport

 

[JW80]

There is a wild animal wandering around her house!!!! Shes has 2 small children!!! Shes a bleeping idiot. Someone please rescue her from herself. She luuuurveees it if shes honest guyssscccchhhh

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Omfg seriously that bleeping camel is strolling thru hall / kitchen / conservatory and neither her nor that useless husband are discouraging……absolutely astounded!

Explains the tit in the hall last week

 

[springheeledyeti]

Wonder if Soph is fluent in Spanish yet?

 

[nuts82]

When you can’t blatantly use a filter so you ‘hide’ behind some fake flowers and think no one notices… way to embrace your natural self you gormless twit

 

[viggle]

Sorry if this has already been mentioned, but the fact she’s dressing the boys in costumes for this wedding - are the couple aware/ok with this?

It’s their wedding, they’ll already have planned a theme and that may well include dressing up any kids in their immediate bridal party.

Or is Hinchy just trying to take the spotlight with people aww-ing at her kids costumes and creating her own theme on the side? You’re a guest Soph, not the main event!

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Surely her family and friends think it’s not right to have the alpacas in the house and would say something out of concern for the boys safety?
Also chopping the carrots for the first time ever……”look guysh I am relatable. We’re having to cut back our spending too! just like you (but only because I’m having to spend a lot more buying bots, nothing to do with energy bills as you can see I have every light on in the daytime)”

 

[L00kform3]

I’ll never be okay with this. I literally beg her not to get anymore animals, she’s such an irresponsible pet owner. For the millionth time, your animals DO NOT need to be friends!!!!!

 

[mushroomprincess22]

Does she ever parent her children? Why does Lennie need to go to his aunties in order for her to clean and reply to work emails? Isn’t what what most mums do who work from home, but with their children present? I wouldn’t bat an eyelid at Lennie going out for the day with someone else if it wasn’t for the fact they are CONSTANTLY in the care of everyone but their own mother! X

 

[viggle]

She’s got to be pregnant and I’m hopeful that my Christmas bingo call is on track.
But duck me, why oh why does she think nobody notices the filters. It’s like looking at a different bleeping person.
And the feet? What even is the point in lying about foot size. Fuxache.

I’m thinking Christmas too. Montage of the tree with a scan and letter board underneath with some sparkly silver baby shoes - some caption about baby no. 3, who is of course a girl to make their family ‘complete’.

I can almost see it.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Good morning to tattle!

 

[Chloe bee]

So let me get this straight… she is raising the live stock without any boundaries, no dominance letting them walk into the feed shed around the house letting her kids runaround them and their pen. Whenever they come into the house or feee she’s she cackles manically at them thinking it’s hilarious.

So Once they reach their adult hood they will assert dominance over hinch and inch do what they like, not know where their safe zone is, as their pen gets intruded and they intrude the home…

Same with the kids...no boundaries!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Thought you started work at 8am Soph?

 

[mumpty]

Jimbob must be working if Lennie has gone with Manfa for the morning

If not, what the flip is he doing all day?

 

[Justapeep]

Jimbob must be working if Lennie has gone with Manfa for the morning

If not, what the flip is he doing all day?

Cleaning up all the tit in the house and gardens lol

 

[mumpty]

Cleaning up all the tit in the house and gardens lol

Ah yes, Soph has employed him as her pooper-scooper

 

[springheeledyeti]

Manfa she called her that before revealing the 'invisible speech needs' so at first we thought that's how Ron said it, but no it was must be them, as well as 'tend'...talk properly you morons!!

Also why is she acting like she never gets time alone and is 'lost', bet she's ecstatic she can just wander around her ill gotten house with just the WW around, just the way she likes it

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Well, as she's holding a bunch of fake eucalyptus I'd imagine they've bottled the smell of the Hinch empire.

Eucalyptus is also poisonous. Seems apt.

 

[Oldcat]

It’s such a strange and insular life they lead!

Where’s the poor excuse for a man today then?