Mrs Hinch #580 Buy this, buy that, help keep my bank balance fat

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What's the point of having 6 toilets when they use the floor? Apart from a very rare dog accident, I never have shit on my floor, none of my kids have ever just plopped one out, I genuinely don't understand why she keeps on. It's boring. And what is a dawarf donkey, is that to go with JimBobs dwarf penis
 
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Is shit relatable? I don’t understand.

Im crying at taking the piss yesterday about a donkey and full nativity scene but here she is busy working on making it reality

Can just picture Freda galloping in on a camel
…carrying frank ‘n’ cense
 
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Jamie "why do you have so many minkys though?"

Because your twat of a wife has been gifted way too many #ad she's also too much of a greedy hoarder to share the love and pass them on to others in need!
 
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She doesn't need those... give them away with one of your many food bank donations you waste of oxygen
 
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Can she not hear herself! She's able to take time out to sit on her phone looking at the next poor rescue animal while Jamie does the clean up, still moans about him doing that!
 
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It makes me think Minky’s aren’t that good if you need so many spare in the cupboard. Do they disintegrate after a couple of uses?
 
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She’s not even specified who has done a poo in the hallway. Should we assume an animal or a human? Make it make sense. Bored of the chickens and llamas already then?
She never shows these poo scenes, gross but she happily shows her son on the toilet but never shows the evidence of these poo disasters.
 
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More animals?

by the time they add more fencing / shelter for them all she won’t have any garden left for her REAL children.

If she wanted all these animals she should of at least moved somewhere with loads of land.
 
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Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if she lets Roy roam the house, shitting everywhere. Making Jimbob clean it up for her own entertainment or she won’t give him his pocket money
 
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If the poo thing is real, what do you expect when you allow wild animals to walk around your house????? Like seriously . They poo where they stand.....
 
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The poo stuff is her way of “calling in sick”. I don’t think she does it for her followers benefit but for her management. It’s the equivalent of her calling in sick and then up dating her Facebook to say “urrrh feel so rough today”. She’s got deadlines she not meeting and she will be claiming she can’t meet them because life is too hectic with young kids.
 
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In the words of Paul Weller

”The more I see, the more I know, The more I know, the less I understand”
 
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Does anyone wanna tell her she already has a dwarf donkey? Jamie!!!
 
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