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Wize Owl
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I am indeedy. Mini hen number 4 is on their way. We’re so excited
We’re thinking RoyOiOi for a boy and Patsy Rose for a girl
(Apologies if anyone’s names are those, especially RoyOiOi) 
Edit to add: Actually Fiddle Rose is a strong contender too
Pollyanna263
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sorry to quote myself like a twat but actually everyone go look at the media site if you need a laugh because I’d forgotten loads of @Andioooop finest works!
Whenthelightsturntostars
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I am so sick of her getting away with the sneaky hidden AD. Why do the ASA ignore her nonsense?
This is how influencer ads should look. Doesn't look like so cute and relatable then, does she? 🥲🥲🥲
Andioooop
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Pumpkins1506
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Mrs Hinch #580 Buy this, buy that, help keep my bank balance fat
Well done @Jessie98, nominated by @Sazz1006 for the thread title! (Commas added by moi for grammar)
Please mark titles with thread suggestion, short and sweet, no swears.
Newbies please please please read the wiki (pink button at the top of every thread!) and thread 500. It's got every bit of Sophie back story you could possibly need and will save so many questions!
She tried to be relatable with a tend nightmare trip out on Thursday. A nice meal at a nice restaurant was ruined....ruined when Lon suffered a nappy malfunction and Ren dropped her burner phone into a very large pint glass of coke. Specifically coke. Specifically a pint.
What's that about liars always giving too much information?
Slapped arse face Soph sat in a sulk while Jimbob regailed her with tales of his go-karting trip with some not tend mates. Funny she cut off just as he was about to talk about his weight...
There was some amazON unboxing to be done on the return from the nice meal at the nice restaurant.
She's going all hippydippycrunchymama on us now, with her inscents sticks. She just laaaaaaarves them, and Rose is her favourite. Might want to get some extra security Stace.
Apparently they're all going to a wedding in the Swiss Alps, as she revealed delightful lederhosen-esque wedding outfits for the boys. It then turned out that they were the exact same outfit that SSS bought for Rex, just another colour way. Ay Soph, get a loife hunnay, Stace I'm serious about the security.
Continuing her new found calling as a zen mama, she was pictured meditating with the biscuit tin in the conservatory. Genuinely annoyed that Jimbob was taking the mickey out of her letting livestock into the house. How about you just stop enabling her, Jimmy!
She took Ron to collect eggs from the hens, which was just an excuse to screech a little bit tbh. And it was goodnight on a very busy Thursday.
Friday she took a day off in lieu and the thread started a slow descent into some sort of bank holiday madness.
Saturday morning brought us 280 pink egg boxes for £43 (so relatable) and suggestions of limiting her diet even further (is that possible?) as she just can't face eating eggs or chicken any more.
Of course, this is all to placate the vegans who put her on blast in the comments of her posts for rescuing chickens but still consuming their produce.
Tesco must have been hammering her inbox because it was then time for a round of ads for her kidswear range. One off project, when it's gone it's gone...only it's not going, is it Soph, because no one wants or can afford it.
The thread continued its descent into madness through Saturday lunchtime. The Illuminati are out to get us.
Alan was sighted! Yes! The bionic hands of Android Alan were spotted shoving dowel rods into holes (oioi!). It was such good woodworking action that Soph posted it twice. According to Sopha, it's the making of their dining table. Not that they'll ever sit at it.
She did a playroom sneak peek with questionable mushrooms and pointless prints. The less said about it the better.
In one of the most predictable moves ever, she shoehorned in another ad for bank holiday deals.
Off to Greyskull to overstay her welcome and shine the sink. Only it didn't need shining because her sister is capable of cleaning her own house (or at least has a proper cleaner).
Trollomon lived up to her nickname when she posted some a-may-zing pictures of smashed Soph at the wedding. Left us all wondering "who dis" as it was yet another face to add to the collection of Sophs faces.
Slapped arse face Soph returned to snipe at Inch about his suggestion of taking the boys to football. We all know it was a poorly veiled attempt at scoring some Arsenal season tickets. So transparent.
It was a final sign off for the night when someone - possibly Soph, but she didn't look a bit like the bridesmaid photos from earlier - went out in the dark but was surprised the chickens had put themselves to bed. As chickens will do of course. And she fucked off Sunday because why not?? She's earned it with all those brags and ads, it's hard work pressing "post" 4 times a day!
Sophie Dolittle continues to be as predictable as the sun rising.
Inchworm is the definition of hen pecked
Mad Ma hasn't been seen in a while but is continuing to provide daycare so Soph can walk with the animals, talk with the animals.
Al is back, or so we think. It could all be an illusion of dark magic.
Cor, that was a long recap!
Report her to the ASA for not declaring ads: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
And finally, keep reporting those bots
Well done @Jessie98, nominated by @Sazz1006 for the thread title! (Commas added by moi for grammar)
Please mark titles with thread suggestion, short and sweet, no swears.
Newbies please please please read the wiki (pink button at the top of every thread!) and thread 500. It's got every bit of Sophie back story you could possibly need and will save so many questions!
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She tried to be relatable with a tend nightmare trip out on Thursday. A nice meal at a nice restaurant was ruined....ruined when Lon suffered a nappy malfunction and Ren dropped her burner phone into a very large pint glass of coke. Specifically coke. Specifically a pint.
What's that about liars always giving too much information?
Slapped arse face Soph sat in a sulk while Jimbob regailed her with tales of his go-karting trip with some not tend mates. Funny she cut off just as he was about to talk about his weight...
There was some amazON unboxing to be done on the return from the nice meal at the nice restaurant.
She's going all hippydippycrunchymama on us now, with her inscents sticks. She just laaaaaaarves them, and Rose is her favourite. Might want to get some extra security Stace.
Apparently they're all going to a wedding in the Swiss Alps, as she revealed delightful lederhosen-esque wedding outfits for the boys. It then turned out that they were the exact same outfit that SSS bought for Rex, just another colour way. Ay Soph, get a loife hunnay, Stace I'm serious about the security.
Continuing her new found calling as a zen mama, she was pictured meditating with the biscuit tin in the conservatory. Genuinely annoyed that Jimbob was taking the mickey out of her letting livestock into the house. How about you just stop enabling her, Jimmy!
She took Ron to collect eggs from the hens, which was just an excuse to screech a little bit tbh. And it was goodnight on a very busy Thursday.
Friday she took a day off in lieu and the thread started a slow descent into some sort of bank holiday madness.
Saturday morning brought us 280 pink egg boxes for £43 (so relatable) and suggestions of limiting her diet even further (is that possible?) as she just can't face eating eggs or chicken any more.
Of course, this is all to placate the vegans who put her on blast in the comments of her posts for rescuing chickens but still consuming their produce.
Tesco must have been hammering her inbox because it was then time for a round of ads for her kidswear range. One off project, when it's gone it's gone...only it's not going, is it Soph, because no one wants or can afford it.
The thread continued its descent into madness through Saturday lunchtime. The Illuminati are out to get us.
Alan was sighted! Yes! The bionic hands of Android Alan were spotted shoving dowel rods into holes (oioi!). It was such good woodworking action that Soph posted it twice. According to Sopha, it's the making of their dining table. Not that they'll ever sit at it.
She did a playroom sneak peek with questionable mushrooms and pointless prints. The less said about it the better.
In one of the most predictable moves ever, she shoehorned in another ad for bank holiday deals.
Off to Greyskull to overstay her welcome and shine the sink. Only it didn't need shining because her sister is capable of cleaning her own house (or at least has a proper cleaner).
Trollomon lived up to her nickname when she posted some a-may-zing pictures of smashed Soph at the wedding. Left us all wondering "who dis" as it was yet another face to add to the collection of Sophs faces.
Slapped arse face Soph returned to snipe at Inch about his suggestion of taking the boys to football. We all know it was a poorly veiled attempt at scoring some Arsenal season tickets. So transparent.
It was a final sign off for the night when someone - possibly Soph, but she didn't look a bit like the bridesmaid photos from earlier - went out in the dark but was surprised the chickens had put themselves to bed. As chickens will do of course. And she fucked off Sunday because why not?? She's earned it with all those brags and ads, it's hard work pressing "post" 4 times a day!
Sophie Dolittle continues to be as predictable as the sun rising.
Inchworm is the definition of hen pecked
Mad Ma hasn't been seen in a while but is continuing to provide daycare so Soph can walk with the animals, talk with the animals.
Al is back, or so we think. It could all be an illusion of dark magic.
Cor, that was a long recap!
Report her to the ASA for not declaring ads: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
And finally, keep reporting those bots
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☆MagicRoundabout☆
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Helo darling fat hens 
Just wanted to pop my head in the 'door' as I've missed a whopping total of 9 freds (around a month off line) and have no bloody idea of what's going on!
Fannnk you to @Pumpkins1506 for the funny & informative recaps which I will slowly make my way through.
I wanted to say I have really missed you all hugely, but life, as it does from time to time has been busy throwing shit meteors and they have raineth down for all of August, along with our first experience of Covid (among a series of unfortunate events).
Deactivated my Insta, so last I heard of Mr & Mrs Fucknut - they were moving house!
Anyway, sod her!
I hope everyone is as well as can be and if not, a massive Covid free hug from me! Xxx
Just wanted to pop my head in the 'door' as I've missed a whopping total of 9 freds (around a month off line) and have no bloody idea of what's going on!
Fannnk you to @Pumpkins1506 for the funny & informative recaps which I will slowly make my way through.
I wanted to say I have really missed you all hugely, but life, as it does from time to time has been busy throwing shit meteors and they have raineth down for all of August, along with our first experience of Covid (among a series of unfortunate events).
Deactivated my Insta, so last I heard of Mr & Mrs Fucknut - they were moving house!
Anyway, sod her!I hope everyone is as well as can be and if not, a massive Covid free hug from me! Xxx
Wize Owl
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Introducing Pam 
Her Milkshake
Pam’s song is in honour of Sopha’s tend milkshake at her tend best bubs wedding Credit for idea/chorus lyrics to @anniemouse
(Volume needed)
Her MilkshakePam’s song is in honour of Sopha’s tend milkshake at her tend best bubs wedding
Credit for idea/chorus lyrics to @anniemouse (Volume needed)
I’ve been reading this thread for ages but never posted, but this has been on my mind to post for ages!
I have never followed her, or really paid attention to her, but after reading here and seeing more and more posts on Insta about her, I started to look at her page every now and then. I noticed recently A LOT of insta accounts that were essentially revolved around her! Some even are named things like ‘KatielovesHinching’ (I made that one up it’s not an actual account) and it just throws me that all these women are so obsessed with her.
I can’t quite see how she has this hold over so many people. It’s really amazes me that she has this kind of following, but also this sort of fan group.
So many Instagram accounts do similar things, and they don’t seem to be very different, I honestly don’t see what she does that is so special.
The worst part for me (and the reason I had to post) is that I’ve noticed hashtags like ‘hinching my anxiety away’ and there are accounts by people who are clearly vulnerable, and it really feels wrong that this bizarre obsession from a whole community is accepted and not seen as abnormal in any way! People really push each other on when they express obsession or say really weird things. For example I saw one post where someone said ‘my dream is to get a like from Mrs Hinch’ and the comments were things like ‘you will get there hun’ or ‘that would be so amazing’
I have ended up scrolling through Insta for hours at a time just stuck in this loop of reading these posts and getting more and more puzzled about how she is so obsessed over!! Sorry for the long post but I just had to get this off my chest!!
I have never followed her, or really paid attention to her, but after reading here and seeing more and more posts on Insta about her, I started to look at her page every now and then. I noticed recently A LOT of insta accounts that were essentially revolved around her! Some even are named things like ‘KatielovesHinching’ (I made that one up it’s not an actual account) and it just throws me that all these women are so obsessed with her.
I can’t quite see how she has this hold over so many people. It’s really amazes me that she has this kind of following, but also this sort of fan group.
So many Instagram accounts do similar things, and they don’t seem to be very different, I honestly don’t see what she does that is so special.
The worst part for me (and the reason I had to post) is that I’ve noticed hashtags like ‘hinching my anxiety away’ and there are accounts by people who are clearly vulnerable, and it really feels wrong that this bizarre obsession from a whole community is accepted and not seen as abnormal in any way! People really push each other on when they express obsession or say really weird things. For example I saw one post where someone said ‘my dream is to get a like from Mrs Hinch’ and the comments were things like ‘you will get there hun’ or ‘that would be so amazing’
I have ended up scrolling through Insta for hours at a time just stuck in this loop of reading these posts and getting more and more puzzled about how she is so obsessed over!! Sorry for the long post but I just had to get this off my chest!!
Wize Owl
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Essex County Fire and Rescue Service is urging people not to light barbecues or bonfires, light fire pits, chiminea or let off fireworks or sky lanterns, after a large fire which damaged gardens, sheds and trees was started by a chiminea. Area manager Neil Fenwick said: “While summer weather usually provides the perfect opportunity to host a barbecue or gather around a chiminea in the evening, we’re strongly discouraging people from having any kind of fires at the moment.“The ground across Essex is extremely dry allowing fires to spread easily and quickly. This is true for gardens as well as fields and heathland........ Sopha braggy pants “Family Fire Nights”
Jeni_from_the_block
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Not cold enough outside for a fire, especially as she’s back to be covered up in fleeces and sweatshirts!
I’m not far from Maldon and have just been outside in the garden with the dog in a t shirt and pj bottoms
Edit to say I’m in a t shirt and pj bottoms not the dog
Whenthelightsturntostars
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She lives in a house, a very big house, in the cun tr y
Dicks on sticks covered in shit near the pan tr y!
Mum of two
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Oh fuck off Sophie Dolittle.
The only reason those hens look better is because you've filtered the fuck out of them.
Twat.
The only reason those hens look better is because you've filtered the fuck out of them.
Twat.
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GimmieSauceage
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anniemouse
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Did she mean Smug Room?"So this is our little snug room" where I come to flog photo books to the sheep.
Pollyanna263
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Thread suggestion -
Sophie can’t be expected to read the room when even the books are display only
Sophie can’t be expected to read the room when even the books are display only
Wize Owl
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Dearest Nusty hens Oi Oiiiii Schweeet’arrrrts. I’m fankyou so much for all of your lovely messages with regards that I’m expecting my little baby Owlet no4 
I think I’ve responded/replied to them all, if I’ve missed any I’m truly sorry. You’re all so lovely. Much love and hugs
To keep on topic....
Sopha, to be honesssssscht I doubt even the hunzzz care that your shoes make a noise, farting or not. It’s actually odd, if that makes sense. Blessed be.
Oi Oiiiii Schweeet’arrrrts. I’m fankyou so much for all of your lovely messages with regards that I’m expecting my little baby Owlet no4 I think I’ve responded/replied to them all, if I’ve missed any I’m truly sorry. You’re all so lovely. Much love and hugs To keep on topic....
Sopha, to be honesssssscht I doubt even the hunzzz care that your shoes make a noise, farting or not. It’s actually odd, if that makes sense. Blessed be.
RubyTuesday39
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Is ‘Family fire night’ one of the new traditions she going to start doing, like going to the library and having a Greggs with Ron?
Tootle Pip Wiz
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Let's hope this time next year she will be none existant on Instagram. These so called 'influencers' need bringing down a peg or 2. Especially more so now the cost of living crisis is still on the rise. Gas and electricity bills are bad now but they are going to be astronomical by the new year. People really don't need wealth and bragging shoved in their face like the Insta huns do.
It's all fake and will come crumbling down sooner or later. Even tend farm.
It's all fake and will come crumbling down sooner or later. Even tend farm.