Is she married?! She defo hasn't mentioned any wedding before
Tedioussssssssss
Tedioussssssssss
We’d never know even if he did. She’d cover it up and say it was “natural causes and we did all we could” and cover the whole sordid thing up because Hennerz would never do that.Don’t say we didn’t warn you
She’s got all she needs out the sheep she can act like her normal self nowAmazing the difference a year makes. Last year she wore that cover everything lounge suit so often it eventually threw itself into the bin. This year dresses that leave little to the imagination.
Has the tend anxiety been cured?
It’s probably the first time in a long time she’s said that her it’s just for tattles benefit sadly xShe actually said ‘I love you Jamie’ !!!
Hahaha great mindsShe's like some kind of spectre floating towards him. If he turns round and sees her true self she would turn into the Nun from The Conjuring
As I said before the little dog next door to me has killed 4 up to now and he is half the size of a chicken....the owner insists on letting the chickens just wander where they want.Don’t say we didn’t warn you
So Henry feels like chicken tonight?Mrs Hinch #576 She’s not a fish person, her dog’s obese, the alpacas are old news, are the hens for keeps?
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After all the eggcitement of the hen reveal, it was back to the bullshit for Soph.
Starting with some cheap Travelodge voile curtains for the window that we are all fairly sure has planning permission for a Juliet balcony. If there was a prize for the strangest spending patterns...30k driveway, 30p curtains.
Up next was ads and a dirty delete. Yes, Soph forgot to read the PR pack (what's she like, blesserart!) and had to edit her story to remove claims of eco-friendly packaging. But that wasn't the only Fairy Fuck Up - more on that later.
Another teeny tiny ad for her own range. Despite the house being drier than the inside of fiddles purse, the wine and cocktail glasses were lower on the shelf than the tumblers. And the "ad" was tinier than Jimbobs willy. Actually, probably not that tiny.
Mouldy bouncy castle out and fire hazards on the hob and it was off to bed for Saint Sophie Rose.
On Tuesday she began with swooping shots of a bunch of animals that probably shouldn't be "free-ranging" together in the scorched lawn. There was a nice long list of stuff to do, almost a week's worth of content!
She chose to begin with feeding a chicken an ice-cube inside the chicken house. As you do.
Then it was time to share the vulva resin drive, two weeks after it was actually finished, and to push their giveaway as affiliated with herself. Didn't matter that she got a 30k drive and they are only giving away 2.5k worth, Saint Sopha, how can we ever thank you for your generosity?
Oi oi oi, there's koi koi koi (shamelessly plagiarising @dancing in pyjamas) In more proof that money cannot buy you style or taste, the hellscape playroom moved into the seventh circle in the form of a corner of watery lino emblazoned with koi fish. Because why have an engaging outdoor space when you can create a sterile 2D environment indoors?
Now to re-visit the Fairy Fuck Up. As a helpful Tattler (@Whenthelightsturntostars thank you!) chose to message JoyOfClean to enquire as to how involved Hunch actually was in the packaging design. Turns out not at fucking all. I can smell the smoke from her burning pants from here!
Just when we thought the fuck ups were done for the day, in an astounding display of absolute stupidity, she said goodnight with a post of the fat hen stood next to the rescue hen. Yes, she allowed her cocker spaniel to mingle with the chickens in their enclosure.
Just can't even.
Saint Sophie Rose of Maldonia has less braincells than she has real fish.
Jimbob is the worst kind of enabler.
Freda did a poor job of raising her daughter.
FatDog is getting a chicken dinner one of these days.
Report her to the ASA for not declaring ads: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Read the wonderful thread 500:
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...tattle.life
What work vanI see she's unpinned the "when Ronnie met Lennie" post from the top of her grid. That didn't last long did it! Bet it's because of the recent comments that caused a stir and were picked up on here.
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‘Why isn’t it Freda walking down the aisle?’‘Now I understand why Alan is always in tears’
can totally empathise with this, it’s exhausting as the next few hours will continue to be - but once you’re comfortable in your new surroundings, that relaxation will do you the world of good. Your family do deserve the holiday but they would definitely want you to lean on them where needed. cant wait to see your cat having fun on insta while you’re awayI hate it. I have actual anxiety, not tend for the gram anxiety and I have to force myself to pick up my feet and walk into situations that I’m just not comfortable with. I go on holiday today and I’m honestly dreading it because I’m currently stuck in a loop of ENDLESS catastrophising and I’m exhausted. But I’ll force myself to get on with it and try and have the inevitable panic attack in private because I need to just get on with these things as it’s my family’s holiday too and they deserve it
Then we have Hinch who fleeces her sheep to buy a massive house and has done nothing even remotely brave or out of the ordinary and yet these huns are obsessed with to the extent that they are. She’s a very calculating manipulator and a complete narcissist.
Kind of off topic though, because my anxiety is through the roof I haven’t really slept for the last 3 nights. I was reading Tattle last night (fell down the rabbit hole of some of the TOWIE lots threads) and then finally fell asleep straight after. I dreamt that my cat had a thread on Tattle Life because he had an Instagram page and everyone thought he looked “too smug for a cat” and they got really annoyed that he kept selling his collars on Depop.
The person who is obsessed with them self. Their anniversary is all about me me me me me for Soph. Hope Inch gets more than a woo hoo hoo this year, although I doubt it. I'm sure Soph is expecting a fancy hotel stay and lavish presents while she gives nothing in return (both today and every other day)Who looks forward to their anniversary that much?
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