Sorry to be the twit that quotes oneself but maybe she put them that far away because she'll turn the lamp off with her size 5 fooootzzzzz
Sorry to be the twit that quotes oneself but maybe she put them that far away because she'll turn the lamp off with her size 5 fooootzzzzz
Dem surfboard feet
All set up for only fans, the tripods just out of view of the photoThey’re going to be shagging on the sofa aren’t they, I can picture the micro penis already
That's where the children will be sitting whilst they wait for attention in the morning whilst their 'loving' mother is giving the dog his cuddles.What’s with the weird sofa at the bottom of the bed? Is she expecting people to sit there while her and Jamie sleep?
Why in my head is this adding to the whole ‘Handmaid’ vibe they have going?
Yes. Fiddle will be sat there giving them step by step on how to conceive baby no3 and the old myth of positions to determine the sex of the baby in order to have a girl so she's like bestie bubs xxWhat’s with the weird sofa at the bottom of the bed? Is she expecting people to sit there while her and Jamie sleep?
Why in my head is this adding to the whole ‘Handmaid’ vibe they have going?
To mash up the sleeping tablets for mr hinch so she doesn't have to shag himI've honestly seen it all now.
Pestle and mortar in the bedroom?
Surely the culinary genius knows what it's for?!
duck me.
Jamie says it to her all the timeI know someone has probably said it before, but she is so inspiring with the quotes she uses in her range... 'breathe' how did she come up with it?
He is iconicJamie says it to her all the time
She'll be grinding up lavender freschhh from the farm gardensch to schhhprinkle on her pillow. Innit.To mash up the sleeping tablets for mr hinch so she doesn't have to shag him
Considering Hinch does so little tooI’m fairly new on this thread (usually read Solomon & Label Lady ) I don’t think I’ve ever seen a thread move so fast! It’s amazing!
Are her following figures available for today?
just wondering if Braggy mcbraggerson has lost any more followers today