Mrs Hinch #568 Not content with fleecing the sheep, Sophie wants some hens to keep

[cantstandinfluencers]

Well looks like the witch is finally moving! Watch the number of bots she buys each day shoot up over the next couple of weeks to push her to 4.6 million. Try and make out that people love her and to justify the new house

She’s predictable as always. Will be an over edited and heavily filtered montage of “I can’t believe it guys” Zooming in on the old house and out on the new one and some sickly Celine Dion, Beyoncé or Leona Lewis ballad over the top. Ronnie running with the dangerous beasts and collecting the first eggs from those poor hens! Ending with them all posing by the front door then a photo posted to their grid about “dreams really do come true” tit

Once a bleep, always a bleep.

the eggs will come from the same place the homegrown tomato came from and that’s the SUPERMARKET

 

[katfromthesticks]

I’m not sure if she ever mentioned it, or if we only know because we stalked the planning application…..

edit to add actually I think Ron’s room is above the conservatory, and the sex chamber is the next one along? They wouldn’t be able to put even a Juliette balcony over the conservatory surely?

Edit again sorry

she did say about the balcony

Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm

Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm Winning thread title by @mingeandbracket Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies Half a day and half a house tour later, Sophie has confirmed that she is...

tattle.life

And it is the next window along.
Plans are here -

Mrs Hinch #544 Double seats and double standards

The more you look, the more things you see that are off. The opening in the garden wall doesn’t line up with the conservatory. It doen’t sit in the centre of the upstairs windows etc We should play a game of ‘whats wrong with the conservatory’ 😂 If it’s just a juliette balcony, it just means...

tattle.life

“Moving for privacy reasons”

 

[Pollyanna263]

“Moving for privacy reasons”

To be fair we only found them because we knew the address because a new tattle user posted the Rightmove photo late one night before she announced the move and some of us were still online and did a reverse image search

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Actually Soph you are wrong about it not being an AD - you can still see your range of overpriced garden furniture in the post!

With all the freebies in her house, she’s probably going to have to declare AD in every post just to cover herself

 

[Chicken89]

I was listening to a podcast earlier and although I'm about a year behind on it, they were discussing "home" accounts, and how it annoys them that they show every nook and cranny of their homes...every entry point, layout of the home etc and apparently all of that will invalidate the insurance, which I didn't know! I can't believe she is so stupid showing everything! I thought they were moving from Greyskull because of privacy issues, yet here she is giving a tour of the house and garden and freely admitting when the house is empty! I'd love to be a fly on the wall if she ever had to try and claim on the insurance from a burglary

 

[Hun_tea22]

Bet that “schpeshull family” can’t wait to move in and centre the fireplace on the wall - even a free* house isn’t worth looking at that ridiculous tit for every day

* we all know it isn’t free because she will be there constantly, reminding them of her altruistic deed. I’d rather sleep on a bench than be beholden to that bleep.

 

[IrishCatlady]

The colour. It looks like it was white and now belongs on some drab, little street urchin baby on the dirty streets of London in the 1800s. Grim.

Victoriana chic

 

[Ditzymama28]

Dear god View attachment 1469126

The British Hen WELFARE (???!!!) Trust ....what morons ...Sophie Hinchliffe can barely look after herself properly, never looks after her children, doesn't look after her dog and alpacas properly and sure as tit won't look after rescue hens either like everything else in her life, they'll be used for Instagram stories and /or the sympathy factor when required jeeeeez she's basically a nobody.... why can't anyone say NO to her

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Hah she’s editing grass again remember when she done that in front of Ronnie’s little house? It was the same little section of grass repeated over and over

To hide the Astroturf

 

[QuentinQueen]

I would wager my 12 week old miniature dashound puppy is walked more than poor Henry worst thing is, when he does eventually succumb his death will be milked for all it's worth - everything is content for her!

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

Inspired by @Olivemaks thread suggestion (and because I’m putting off all the adulting I should be doing today) I re-wrote Aqua’s Barbie Girl for the Hinchliffes



Hiya, Sophie
Hi, James
You want to take the shoppers for a ride?
Sure, James
Jump in

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

Come on, Sopha, says her gopher

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

I'm a brown hair root girl in a ’tend farm world
Dress up in tesco tat, wobbly headboards
GHDs, Iconic, well I love them all
If they pay, and ignore, all the filters

You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I take photos with fans but I’ll bend my knees
Come jump in, Hinching friends, let us do it again
Comment on my posts, up my numbers please

You can like
You can share
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can like
You can share
If you say, "I'm always yours"

Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication

Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)

Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)

Oh, I'm making so much money
Well, Sophie, we are just getting started
Oh, Woo Hoo Ooo, James

I love you

 

[Shinealight]

Actually Soph you are wrong about it not being an AD - you can still see your range of overpriced garden furniture in the post!

With all the freebies in her house, she’s probably going to have to declare AD in every post just to cover herself

That “orangery” looks very much like a conservatory to me

 

[Ditzymama28]

That “orangery” looks very much like a conservatory to me

That's cos it is a conservatory

 

[Mum of two]

No sarcasm here (for a change)
I really hope she does a before/after reel. Loads of bragging, pages and pages of ads. Maybe then the sheep will wake up.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

That “orangery” looks very much like a conservatory to me

And here are some definitions of words that Soph doesn’t quite grasp the meaning of yet..

 

[MrsMcGreige]

That's cos it is a conservatory

It really is!

 

[horseybox1982]

I’m absolutely staggered that they’ve let her re-home hens. Staggered. How does she pull the wool over peoples eyes? How? I don’t get how she’s so untouchable.

 

[Homebird44]

That conservatory must have cost a fortune. I've had a quote for 26k for a 5x3m solid roof conservatory. Solid oak frames are so expensive.

 

[JMS123]

Ah Sophie, if you’re trying to be upmarket with your decor, you’ve failed again. Bespoke kitchens should be hand painted, not sprayed. It’s the slightly imperfect finish that marks it as bespoke.

Personally speaking, our painted kitchen is a lot less durable than our cheaper, sprayed old kitchen, chips and stains more easily and is prone to marking when you clean it. But hey, it’s what my husband wanted so I stifle my laughter as he goes round with his wet sponge every evening (that sounds wrong),.

But I know you’re all about the showing off so I’m afraid Bradley has missed the mark yet again. Your joinery is substandard too.

Anyway, onto more important topics, I can’t believe she shares Henry in that state. He has rolls and rolls of fat.

 

[Multi-21]

I’m absolutely staggered that they’ve let her re-home hens. Staggered. How does she pull the wool over peoples eyes? How? I don’t get how she’s so untouchable.

There’s so much behind the scenes she just hasn’t shown as yet.