Mrs Hinch #568 Not content with fleecing the sheep, Sophie wants some hens to keep
Thank you to @Pollyanna263 for the title!
Also honourable mention to the second top title suggestion (also @Pollyanna263) "Less pied piper, more snide viper" because its so perfect for her and also gives me an excuse to post this....
It's been a quiet(ish) weekend but the revelation that real life nusty hens are imminent has the Tattle nusty hens in a flap.
Though we are a little confused, as to adopt rescue hens she needs to provide evidence of the housing, run and security but then admitted 2 days later that she's only just shopping for those things. Can't keep up with her own lies and pre-records, as per usual.
In two further examples of struggling to follow her own narrative this weekend, Friday evening had her jet-washing the cuppa bench (with hosepipe ban pending I might add) which was mysteriously missing it's Hunch Farm plaque. The plaque was last present during the initial house reveal back in January but the photos were probably taken in November. And on Saturday morning she was busy tidying away the kitchen ready for the new family to move in, only to show everything back as it was previously with an update on Kieth the lief later that afternoon.
She slipped in an undeclared Ad, that was only discovered when Mario (Tattles other favourite cleaning guru) posted exactly the same product and rubber gloves but declared the Ad. Mario, are you a secret nusty coke guzzler? Do you live a crunky snack? Wear red in your next story for yes.
All the jumbling pre-records and undeclared ads must have taken it out of her as it was a quiet Sunday for Saint Sopha. Maybe she was far too busy looking up recorder people to congratulate the England Lionesses on their amazing Euro's final win on Sunday night.
She must have realised it's been a while since a delicious kitchen creation, so she treated us to pre-grated cheesy broccoli wraps (), cooked in the newly cleaned toaster. So does the new family want a clean toaster or not?
And on that note, how long is 6 weeks and when is next month exactly? As we've now gone through June and July and still haven't seen a move to The Crem.
Jimbob is masquerading as Johnny Foreskin to boost Soph's followers.
Fiddle hasn't been seen in a while but she's still there babysitting.
Weepetto is making pallet chicken coops, chained to the belt sander.
FatDog is loving his gifted mattress and bedding.
Ron and Len need some proper food, please.
Thread 500 for the newbies.
Check the wiki for a comprehensive list of her lies and nonsense
Report to the ASA: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Thank you to @Pollyanna263 for the title!
Also honourable mention to the second top title suggestion (also @Pollyanna263) "Less pied piper, more snide viper" because its so perfect for her and also gives me an excuse to post this....
It's been a quiet(ish) weekend but the revelation that real life nusty hens are imminent has the Tattle nusty hens in a flap.
Though we are a little confused, as to adopt rescue hens she needs to provide evidence of the housing, run and security but then admitted 2 days later that she's only just shopping for those things. Can't keep up with her own lies and pre-records, as per usual.
In two further examples of struggling to follow her own narrative this weekend, Friday evening had her jet-washing the cuppa bench (with hosepipe ban pending I might add) which was mysteriously missing it's Hunch Farm plaque. The plaque was last present during the initial house reveal back in January but the photos were probably taken in November. And on Saturday morning she was busy tidying away the kitchen ready for the new family to move in, only to show everything back as it was previously with an update on Kieth the lief later that afternoon.
She slipped in an undeclared Ad, that was only discovered when Mario (Tattles other favourite cleaning guru) posted exactly the same product and rubber gloves but declared the Ad. Mario, are you a secret nusty coke guzzler? Do you live a crunky snack? Wear red in your next story for yes.
All the jumbling pre-records and undeclared ads must have taken it out of her as it was a quiet Sunday for Saint Sopha. Maybe she was far too busy looking up recorder people to congratulate the England Lionesses on their amazing Euro's final win on Sunday night.
She must have realised it's been a while since a delicious kitchen creation, so she treated us to pre-grated cheesy broccoli wraps (), cooked in the newly cleaned toaster. So does the new family want a clean toaster or not?
And on that note, how long is 6 weeks and when is next month exactly? As we've now gone through June and July and still haven't seen a move to The Crem.
Jimbob is masquerading as Johnny Foreskin to boost Soph's followers.
Fiddle hasn't been seen in a while but she's still there babysitting.
Weepetto is making pallet chicken coops, chained to the belt sander.
FatDog is loving his gifted mattress and bedding.
Ron and Len need some proper food, please.
Thread 500 for the newbies.
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
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