Mrs Hinch #564 No time for shags, it’s all about the brags. All money no style, still a liar and vile!
Winning thread suggestion by @Little Miss Annie
(It was early but with 84 likes couldn’t be ignored!)
Second place (in case we get in trouble for the shags and have to change it) is @docmum with
All please stand for the bride and groom
Except Soph, who’s revealing freebie room after room..
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Yesterday, the aspirational celebrity couple Mr and Mrs Hinch left us in no doubt that there’s unlikely to be a baby number 3, with her saying jet washing the outside panelling is better than sex, and him saying she turns him off.
Today he tried to get back in herknickers good books by posting ‘FAF’ on the picture of her and whichever of the Maldon Three she had in a headlock.
The Tattle Jury is still out on what he meant, but most likely contenders are:
Filtered and fake
Fancy a Fiddle
bleeping annoying fluffheads
Soph’s claimed to have had a hard day of house moving jobs today too, with 2 toddlers to keep an eye on and boxes everywhere.
It must be sooooo hard accepting deliveries of (likely free) £800 beds for one of your spare bedrooms while the extended family look after your children. (All praise to Abi though for being amazing with Ron )
Tomorrow is widely rumoured to be an actual celeb wedding. Let’s see if Sopha can prize herself away from one of her many #gifted sofas or if she has an elaborate excuse ready.
I mean, when you’ve had the keys to your newfarm house for over 9 months, it’s totally understandable that the only weekend you could move in is the same one you best bubs in the world to the moon and back is getting married!
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Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own
Winning thread suggestion by @Little Miss Annie
(It was early but with 84 likes couldn’t be ignored!)
Second place (in case we get in trouble for the shags and have to change it) is @docmum with
All please stand for the bride and groom
Except Soph, who’s revealing freebie room after room..
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Thread suggestions (usually) taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Please include ‘thread suggestion’ in the post so we can find them
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Yesterday, the aspirational celebrity couple Mr and Mrs Hinch left us in no doubt that there’s unlikely to be a baby number 3, with her saying jet washing the outside panelling is better than sex, and him saying she turns him off.
Today he tried to get back in her
The Tattle Jury is still out on what he meant, but most likely contenders are:
Filtered and fake
Fancy a Fiddle
bleeping annoying fluffheads
Soph’s claimed to have had a hard day of house moving jobs today too, with 2 toddlers to keep an eye on and boxes everywhere.
It must be sooooo hard accepting deliveries of (likely free) £800 beds for one of your spare bedrooms while the extended family look after your children. (All praise to Abi though for being amazing with Ron )
Tomorrow is widely rumoured to be an actual celeb wedding. Let’s see if Sopha can prize herself away from one of her many #gifted sofas or if she has an elaborate excuse ready.
I mean, when you’ve had the keys to your new
—
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own
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