She is obsessed with her bleeping collarbones isn’t she? The décolletage is the cleavage and upper chest. Not the scrawny neck / collarbone area. Daft mare.
Mrs Hinch #546 Forget oblivion, she’s oblivious
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Pretending she doesn’t know what a décolletage is when she spends half her life trying show off that area, ok Soph. Putting it in quote marks like that, oh silly little old Soph!! 
We say it all the time but the sheep falling for this all the time
We say it all the time but the sheep falling for this all the time
Does she show off her collarbones so we can all see how very very skinny she is? I hate to tell her this, I’m as fat as duck but if I tense my shoulders my collarbones stick out like hers, it shows nothing.
As someone who is covered in amazing tattoo's (humble brag 
) I can spot a poorly executed tattoo a mile off.
That thigh tattoo is just awful. You cant read the writing and I can't even tell if that's a wheel or a crappy compass.
) I can spot a poorly executed tattoo a mile off.That thigh tattoo is just awful. You cant read the writing and I can't even tell if that's a wheel or a crappy compass.
I’m really not in the mood for her tit this morning! I’m raging that Iconic are still working with her, despite her blatant use of filters and complaints to the ASA. Just shows that they don’t give a duck either! Plus her suspiciously bruise free legs that a couple of weeks ago she was so self conscious of she always had to keep them covered, guyshhhhh! She’s such a bleeping muppet, how does she get away with it! 
Guyyyyyyhs, I’m pretty sure she farts at the start of the Iconic AD 
I laughed so much at this then did a...... SHUDDER. Just the thoughtOh my days, I’ve just belly laughed at that and got hiccups now
I thought she had been 'tanning', yesterday in her AT pictures her face and neck looked really grubby.
Im sure that says 22.02.22 !!
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I agree apart from the bath tap placement is odd. Why is it blocking the window and how is she or the cleaner going to clean that window without standing in the bath? I have OCD btw…..The ensuite is the only room she's shown so far that's not bad, I like it
Most people have necklaces with their children’s or significant other’s initial’s on……….. Buy hey, if you love yourself..No I can't see how the tan has developed because you're sat in front of a bright window, backlit, causing shadows and you've put god knows how many filters on it.
I know I said I was done today but I'm waiting in for a delivery and have nothing better to do
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It’s a wonder she’s not doused the buggers in zoflora yet
Because beady eyed tattlers keep spotting the wonky bed headboard, when she films in the Grand Chav Suite
Nusty Nusty Trolllllsszzzzzzz
Stop trolling me with your collarbone sofa 
She has the close comfort toilet in the ensuing. If she doesn't show the sheep how the toilet seat comes off with the press of a button under neath making it easy to clean, who is she!
Anyone else notice the new barfth is tilted up with wooden blocks for the view out the frosted windows.
Anyone else notice the new barfth is tilted up with wooden blocks for the view out the frosted windows.
“Guysssssssh, it’ssssssh not schtreaaaaaky, it’ssssssh schimmmmery. You too could look like me for £53.20” #Kerching
Yanno, scheeee cracksssssh me up
No thannnkssss hunnnnnny. The one and only time I tried self tanning I looked like an Oompa Loompa and smelt like a custard cream biscuit
Yanno, scheeee cracksssssh me up
No thannnkssss hunnnnnny. The one and only time I tried self tanning I looked like an Oompa Loompa and smelt like a custard cream biscuit
59/20/55 to me. Otherwise the '2' in the middle would be back to front?Im sure that says 22.02.22 !!
It's Photoshopped to duck too, so that also makes it hard to read.As someone who is covered in amazing tattoo's (humble brag
That thigh tattoo is just awful. You cant read the writing and I can't even tell if that's a wheel or a crappy compass.
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Sold, I will take 10 bottles of wizeowl super crunky tanning cream, shade Oompa Loompa in the scent of custard cream biscuits. #swipeup“Guysssssssh, it’ssssssh not schtreaaaaaky, it’ssssssh schimmmmery. You too could look like me for £53.20” #Kerching
Yanno, scheeee cracksssssh me up
No thannnkssss hunnnnnny. The one and only time I tried self tanning I looked like an Oompa Loompa and smelt like a custard cream biscuit
So she’s more than happy to get her legs out in order to ADVERTISE a tanning product for MONEY, but any other time you will only see her in leggings and maxi dresses due to her being self conscious about her bruised legs & receiving troll comments - er ok 
Hope you get sorted soon x nothing makes you feel worse than you already do when someone brags and flaunts their wealth.
While mummas away,
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