Mrs Hinch #546 Forget oblivion, she’s oblivious

[Pollyanna263]

Mrs Hinch #546 Forget oblivion, she’s oblivious

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Another 4 day thread from the queen of clean chav. Us fat hens have had to venture over to other threads with our cruncky snacks so we don’t get bored!

Soph showed us 6 gadgets she can’t be without. A scalp brush, banana scissors, tomato slicer squisher, Sonic Scrubber (undeclared ad?), Dy(na)mo label maker (undeclared Home Bargains ad?), pointless cutlery shelf.

Thankfully she didn’t show us Fiddle’s personal gadgets from her pink silk purse oioi.

Scene change to Llama Lodge where Ron was allowed to fill up their water.

Soph took the opportunity of being at Notafarm to show off her big house. It’s amazing that the Hinchers asked to see the exact things Soph wanted to show! I mean, asking to see the landing but not Lennie’s bedroom, what are the chances?!

The Hinchers also seem to be just like Sophie , with their punctuation..

A quick ad (got to afford that Frankie & Bennys kitchen somehow) and an inspirational a plagiarised quote rounded off Wednesday.


Thursday was a follow train, and #hinch1905 has 4.1k tagged posts. A massive 0.09% of her 4.4m followers


Bingo for a few tattlers on Friday with the Hinchliffes (and entourage) heading to Alton Towers! The perfect way for a child to celebrate their first birthday…

Soph was spotted in the wild today which is always our favourite thing. As ever, she looks nothing like the highly edited and filtered version she likes to show.

Sophie, we may think you’re an irresponsible parent, a ruthless saleswoman who takes advantage of vulnerable fans, and the very definition of a narcissist, but we do wish you that didn’t feel you need to change how you look.

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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards, floofies.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

 

[Andioooop]

Fanks guysch

 

[Pollyanna263]

Apparently she was lovely

 

[Eeyore147]

God help all those who are stopping in the Cbeebies hotel tonight with that rabble

Apparently she was lovely

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Much rather meet Shawn & Charlotte! Much more interesting

 

[yorkiemama47]

Those Bows she wears makes me more annoyed than anything

 

[Pollyanna263]

Imagine if she went to Disney with that bow on? She’d have people asking for her autograph, then be upset that it didn’t say Minnie Mouse

 

[CoolMom]

Apparently she was lovely

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Course she stopped and chatted, it was the one and only fan recognition she had all day she had to bask in it.

 

[Danielle0120]

Fanks guysch
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I really do think I have a tattle crush on you

 

[Pollyanna263]

Course she stopped and chatted, it was the one and only fan recognition she had all day she had to bask in it.

She was probably shitting herself that it was a tattler

 

[Granted05]

Hinch going to Alton Towers just shows she is as clueless and selfish as ever and just thinking me me me.

We stayed at Cbeebies hotel for my son’s 2nd birthday. He has some sensory issues and we suspect high functioning autism. Honestly i spent the whole time there wishing we’d stayed at home and feeling terrible for subjecting him to it. The whole experience was awful for him. The entertainment was too much and there was nowhere in the hotel that wasn’t just a complete overload for him. I really feel for Ronnie, especially if he does have ASD or other like she hints at. Also, Cbeebies hotel is no more than an really overpriced travelodge. Not clean, really basic and terrible sound proofing (think overtired toddlers running up and down the corridor at all hours of the night).

The Cbeebies lanywards are for all adults at the cbeebies hotel - can’t remember the reason why but anyone at the hotel gets them but i bet she’s wrangled fast passes which are £100 ish for all the big coasters.

 

[natsuki]

Fanks guysch
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OMG, I’m actually dying laughing! Never stop!

 

[remote_hummingbird]

Those Bows she wears makes me more annoyed than anything

Same. Claire's Accessories/Disneybounding vibes. So immature.

Also, Cbeebies hotel is no more than an really overpriced travelodge. Not clean, really basic and terrible sound proofing (think overtired toddlers running up and down the corridor at all hours of the night).

This sounds like hell. Really hope she's staying there.

 

[Eeyore147]

Course she stopped and chatted, it was the one and only fan recognition she had all day she had to bask in it.

Do you think they passed her a letter though

Hinch going to Alton Towers just shows she is as clueless and selfish as ever and just thinking me me me.

We stayed at Cbeebies hotel for my son’s 2nd birthday. He has some sensory issues and we suspect high functioning autism. Honestly i spent the whole time there wishing we’d stayed at home and feeling terrible for subjecting him to it. The whole experience was awful for him. The entertainment was too much and there was nowhere in the hotel that wasn’t just a complete overload for him. I really feel for Ronnie, especially if he does have ASD or other like she hints at. Also, Cbeebies hotel is no more than an really overpriced travelodge. Not clean, really basic and terrible sound proofing (think overtired toddlers running up and down the corridor at all hours of the night).

The Cbeebies lanywards are for all adults at the cbeebies hotel - can’t remember the reason why but anyone at the hotel gets them but i bet she’s wrangled fast passes which are £100 ish for all the big coasters.

Absolutely agree, Cbeebies is so overpriced and will be really overwhelming for the boys. We’ve only been in Splash Landings and that was horrific! There isn’t anywhere to just relax and chill out. You have to be really into the entertainment etc

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Is that her bodyguard Fiddles lurking around in the background? Surprised that she isn't towering over that child when her neck seems so long in her stories

She looks so uncomfortable, she's even hiding her hands in that hoodie.

Faces

 

[Wize Owl]

Imagine if she went to Disney with that bow on? She’d have people asking for her autograph, then be upset that it didn’t say Minnie Mouse

People would also mistake her for Minnie Mouse by her huge footzzzz

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Is that her bodyguard Fiddles lurking around in the background? Surprised that she isn't towering over that child when her neck seems so long in her stories

She looks so uncomfortable, she's even hiding her hands in that hoodie.

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Faces

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Imagine living like that. I mean who could be arsed? What a life

 

[CoolMom]

OK.. is this actually her natural eyebrow? Is she that bleeping mad she has painted new plastic ones on 3ft above her natural ones?

Also anyone know the name of the filter she uses, cos it pumps her lips up nicely and I could do with some of that in my life. TIA nusty hunz xxxx

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

OK.. is this actually her natural eyebrow? Is she that bleeping mad she has painted new plastic ones on 3ft above her natural ones?

Also anyone know the name of the filter she uses, cos it pumps her lips up nicely and I could do with some of that in my life. TIA nusty hunz xxxx

Eyebrows/(The Joker) lips/(no) nostrils.

 

[Lovecrisps]

I genuinely couldn't pick Hinch out of a lineup. Are all those pictures her? utterly forgettable face!

 

[EssexHun]

OK.. is this actually her natural eyebrow? Is she that bleeping mad she has painted new plastic ones on 3ft above her natural ones?

Also anyone know the name of the filter she uses, cos it pumps her lips up nicely and I could do with some of that in my life. TIA nusty hunz xxxx

It may be the FaceApp she uses? You can edit everything! Does cost £34.99 a year I think but that’s chump change for her it has a lips and cheekbones editor so am pretty sure this is what she is possibly using?