Fanny's a caricature of somebody much more clued up surely?I believe everything she says.For instance she said she'd seen the eggchair at the front of the house and this week Jamie is sitting in out the front advertising itI’m sure she’s alright, she likes her wine, maybe she’s been on the sesh and recovering somewhere
fanny come back, we miss your barely coherent ramblings
I know you haven’t read here since Sir Isaac Newton discovered Gravity, but treats for the floofing floofheads don’t only have to be carrots, they love lots of different fruit and veg. Mind you, none of them come pre-cut from Teschooo 
entrance hall landing with the spirits that lurk 
or maybe donate it to a local heritage centre/museumFrothy dressThe floofing floofheads birfffday party is going to be intolerable isn’t it....
Sopha will be wearing her frothy “Cinderella” style wedding dress. Except she’s nothing like Cinderella, she didn’t marry the prince she married the pumpkin instead aka Mr Orangery
The floofing floofheads are bound to be wearing a birfffday hat or bow tie and there wil be a carrot cake. Excuse me while I just have a quick word with Sopha....
Sopha
There will be party games, pin the tail on a giant cardboard cutout of RoyOiOi, there will be so much cackling from Sopha and of course she’ll have to win
Well, I’ve run out of ideas now because I’ve never actually been to a floofing floofheads birfffday party, bless’my’arrrrt
Me too
She could hang carrots on string instead of donuts and you have to munch the carrots without using your hands.The floofing floofheads birfffday party is going to be intolerable isn’t it....
Sopha will be wearing her frothy “Cinderella” style wedding dress. Except she’s nothing like Cinderella, she didn’t marry the prince she married the pumpkin instead aka Mr Orangery
The floofing floofheads are bound to be wearing a birfffday hat or bow tie and there wil be a carrot cake. Excuse me while I just have a quick word with Sopha....
Sopha
There will be party games, pin the tail on a giant cardboard cutout of RoyOiOi, there will be so much cackling from Sopha and of course she’ll have to win
Well, I’ve run out of ideas now because I’ve never actually been to a floofing floofheads birfffday party, bless’my’arrrrt
I truly believe she’s very close to them, and she has a link to Alan.Fanny's a caricature of somebody much more clued up surely?I believe everything she says.For instance she said she'd seen the eggchair at the front of the house and this week Jamie is sitting in out the front advertising it
I believe she is too. I actually think she may have been called out by them. I think she’s close geographically now too and she gave too much away. I may be wrong but some of the last things she posted made it sound like they could now be neighbours.
Church pew prob at the crem for a funeral booked in.
Absolutely when they started bolting and pronking in Ron’s direction when he was runningAnyone else's heart stopped there for a minute, that poor boy is going to get trampled over by those fluffy wankers!
Ron’s running around in his slippersJust been watching the Yorkshire vet, and a lady was on who owns what looks like an alpaca farm. She has fields for her alpacas which made me think of Soph who only has a large garden. She was so irresponsible buying livestock before moving into that house. Also noticed there were poo droppings everywhere
Or that this happened two weeks ago and she’s having a lazy one
. I’m surprised she hasn’t bought more animals by now. Do we think she’s realised there’s not enough space and/or a “farm” is more than they can handle?Don’t be silly she, remember her alpaca book last year in grey skull? She’s an expert
