Mrs Hinch #544 Double seats and double standards

[cantstandinfluencers]

Just been watching the Yorkshire vet, and a lady was on who owns what looks like an alpaca farm. She has fields for her alpacas which made me think of Soph who only has a large garden. She was so irresponsible buying livestock before moving into that house. Also noticed there were poo droppings everywhere Hope Soph has a no shoe policy in the house

 

[Pollyanna263]

SS
I see your activity tray and I raise you an activity table......

And Rex was involved in setting it up!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Why do the sheep always refer to this so called 'journey' Hinch has travelled?,

The only journey she needs to make is off to the end of the world. I would help fund a rocket to see her dart off and duck off forever.

 

[Wize Owl]

The only journey she needs to make is off to the end of the world. I would help fund a rocket to see her dart off and duck off forever.

Sopha could then be the Maldon/UK entry for the 2023 Eurovision, floating around in her rocket in space “SPACE TWATTTTT” She can take Mr Orangery with her

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Sopha could then be the Maldon/UK entry for the 2023 Eurovision, floating around in her rocket in space “SPACE TWATTTTT” She can take Mr Orangery with her

Think we need a song to accompany this

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I think this weekend she’s been filming Lonnie’s first birthday party. Hence the absence.

 

[ifimhonest]

Very suprised she hasn't mentioned ANYTHING about Lonnie's upcoming first birthday, no preparation, hauls for party stuff or even using her book of lies book of lists to organise a child's party for.

Bingo on Lonnie's birthday if he is even getting one:-

Big woodland theme party at not a farm to tie in with his woodland bedroom which is not child friendly whatsoever

Over the top signs and decorations and huge toys like Ron's digger that we will never see again.

An excuse to call Ron 'naughty' because he is probably overwhlemed but she will play the Ron is being naughty because all the attention is on Lennie and he's trying to snatch his presents narrative. (That poor boy)

The whole thing will be an excuse to show off not a farm rather than be something meaningful for Lonnie.

Anymore bingos ?

It was back in January , isnt that right @HinchesSousChef

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Sopha could then be the Maldon/UK entry for the 2023 Eurovision, floating around in her rocket in space “SPACE TWATTTTT” She can take Mr Orangery with her

 

[HinchesSousChef]

It was back in January , isnt that right @HinchesSousChef

I tell you what. I’m still not convinced she’s telling the truth about this. I know it winds people up on here but there’s so much evidence against his birthday being May. That bloody hospital screen with the date is all that stands in my way

 

[Wize Owl]

Think we need a song to accompany this

When I get my voice back properly (I lost it last night at our Eurovision partaaaaay) I’ll have to come up with one

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

SS
I see your activity tray and I raise you an activity table......

Which was put together with the help of her son...

 

[Wize Owl]

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OMG, I loveeeeees ittttttt Schweeet’arrrrt. Her face I bet the little Alien buggers off as soon as she starts cackling

 

[choccychops]

I couldn’t believe it when I came on here this morning and there was only about a page to catch up on .

You know you’re in trouble when even the trollz are bored of you

Why even bother posting this shite? God she’s sooooooo boooorrriinnnggggg!

 

[ragdollmissy]

Mrs Hinch - no longer the biggest celeb in Maldon

edit to add - but still the tallest

also edit to add - but still the one with the biggest footz.

 

[Parry1988]

duck me. Imagine getting one of their keys out of the bowl.

With a big hinch farm key ring with made by grandad in his workshop stuck on the back

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

When I get my voice back properly (I lost it last night at our Eurovision partaaaaay) I’ll have to come up with one

Can’t wait I reckon you’ll get 12 points from us tattlers

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Noticed how she's only just out a P&G highlight up!! Even though she's worked with them for years

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Poke,poke Hinch .

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I think this weekend she’s been filming Lonnie’s first birthday party. Hence the absence.

I think you might be right. Bet she's back tomorrow with a montage..."we had such a special weekend..." Etc etc etc

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I think you might be right. Bet she's back tomorrow with a montage..."we had such a special weekend..." Etc etc etc

No she will save it for next weekend - claiming it is in real time next weekend but it won’t be.