She should hang her head in shame... the size of this poor dog, he is so overweight. If she truly loves him she needs to put him on a diet.... she humanises him so much and I think that's part of the problem.
Mrs Hinch #540 The real world chooses heating or eating, while Mrs Hinch flogs her overpriced seating
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She should hang her head in shame... the size of this poor dog, he is so overweight. If she truly loves him she needs to put him on a diet.... she humanises him so much and I think that's part of the problem.
I think she does it all for tax purposes
“Mrs Hinch” really makes me laugh btw guys. “Cleaning” my Arse…. Get a grip little miss madam Sofie of Maldon. What a joke she is.. can’t even advertise her own SHIGHT properly . Im so done
The weight should be falling off him if he is running around Tend Farm daily.
He doesn't even act like spaniels that I know. They're always so busy when I go to friends houses and they're 100 miles an hour, on the go constantly. Henners is so young but he just doesn't have the same spark
I can’t help but think in around 2 years it will go all tits up for her! The cost of heating her house is going to be horrendous! She’ll b announcing in September ish, baby three is on its way. She riles me on so many levels!
I’ve not been around much as she’s a boring bleep and nothing exciting has really happened. Just read the catch up, that poor dog. 
I’m not too proud to admit that I got sucked into the Hinch mania when she first started for 6 months. Back when she gave out what I thought at the time to be good tips so there I was with me Flash bathroom and my Christmas bauble bag.
First, I was rambling off all these tips to my 70 year old mum who was like….”yeah, I know. People have been doing that for years.”
Then, I clocked how much money I was spending on cleaning products and a bleeping GREEN SPONGE, read Tattle, had a word with myself and here we are.
Glad I got out then so that I now don’t have to find myself going on the game (or to be more modern, Only Fans) to afford a dog wash for a dog I don’t have purely because Hinch has one.
She is so bloody unrelateable.
First, I was rambling off all these tips to my 70 year old mum who was like….”yeah, I know. People have been doing that for years.”
Then, I clocked how much money I was spending on cleaning products and a bleeping GREEN SPONGE, read Tattle, had a word with myself and here we are.
Glad I got out then so that I now don’t have to find myself going on the game (or to be more modern, Only Fans) to afford a dog wash for a dog I don’t have purely because Hinch has one.
She is so bloody unrelateable.
What will it take? Cost of living is exorbitant, another fuel increase due, clear animal neglect, just not in the usual sense, a war raging, food shortages, national insurance hike...what? I bet when the next fuel increase is put in place, they'll still bleeping suck her arse. What will it take to bring this lazy, greedy witch down? Answers on a postcard folks.
Everytime I see royoioi I piss myself 
I'm intrigued, what's a Christmas bauble bag?
She has literally created a greige movement where all colour is ‘despised’ and frowned upon.
I feel for all the littles brought up in this…
I feel for all the littles brought up in this…
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This piece of bollocks. This is currently on sale for £1.99 but back when Hinch was advertising, I think I bought mine for about £18. Pfft. Which tells you all you need to know.I'm intrigued, what's a Christmas bauble bag?
It was tit. The dividers came out and the outside was just too floppy.
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I agree, it’s like those lottery (and pools for the older tattlers) winners who win huge amounts and ‘spend, spend, spend’ and end up bankrupt and homeless. Assuming she paid cash for the tend farm, there’s still no proven, guaranteed income to maintain her standard of living and the huge running costs of a house like that, plus all the cars. If my teeny 2 bed house fuel bill is now 250 a month, what is the cost of heating ‘Soph Fork’ going to be?
Sopha will know all about being too floppy due to schexy time with Jimbobfloppynob
Bleurgggggggh.Sopha will know all about being too floppy due to schexy time with Jimbobfloppynob
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Quality cameltoe wear. #swipeupPopped in my local charity shop today & spotted thisduck me it feels awful! Like 70s bedsheets - if you’re of a certain age
I’m...in...SHOCK 
I’m either going to have to disown my mother-in-law or send her to live with mother-in-law people....
Just been having a lovely Sunday morning phone catch up with her (My in-laws live ‘up north’) when out of the blue she announced she’s going on an Alpaca walk next weekend
I could hardly speak and felt like I’d been slapped with a wet kipper.
I hope the gene in her that would want to do that hasn’t been passed on to Mr Owl or the Owlets
Apologies if any lovely Nusties have been on one. I nearly did a few years ago but I chickened out as mine looked frisky and shifty... bit like Jimbobcreepyslob
I’m either going to have to disown my mother-in-law or send her to live with mother-in-law people....Just been having a lovely Sunday morning phone catch up with her (My in-laws live ‘up north’) when out of the blue she announced she’s going on an Alpaca walk next weekend
I could hardly speak and felt like I’d been slapped with a wet kipper.I hope the gene in her that would want to do that hasn’t been passed on to Mr Owl or the Owlets
Apologies if any lovely Nusties have been on one. I nearly did a few years ago but I chickened out as mine looked frisky and shifty... bit like Jimbobcreepyslob
This fred is great when slofa goes AWOL (sulking in the dog bed) and we all go full tattle, just shitposting and killing time until Slopfa reappears.
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