Mrs Hinch #540 The real world chooses heating or eating, while Mrs Hinch flogs her overpriced seating

[Forthecraic]

Poor dog is obese.

do huns take the grey egg chairs to the tip now and klarna the £350 hinch egg chair

 

[Swedish chef]

Very late to the Kate, buttttttttttt i can't believe this if I'm honest guyyyyysshhhhhhhh, I have collaborated with myself to design my very own egg chair. It will even fly you and your best bubs to the moon and back. I'm proof that if you talk enough shite and make it up as you go along your dreams can come true. 'Never, ever let anyone anywhere or anything tell youse that you can't have big dreams, shine bright like a light bulb with a dimmer switch' another one of my very popular inspirational quotes. Thankyou nusty hens without you all this would not be possible. I really meanz it gussshhhzzzzzzz. My little troll family are the best. Goodnight. I'm putting my phone and myself in the draw for 20mins if that's ok with everyone.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Very late to the Kate, buttttttttttt i can't believe this if I'm honest guyyyyysshhhhhhhh, I have collaborated with myself to design my very own egg chair. It will even fly you and your best bubs to the moon and back. I'm proof that if you talk enough shite and make it up as you go along your dreams can come true. 'Never, ever let anyone anywhere or anything tell youse that you can't have big dreams, shine bright like a light bulb with a dimmer switch' another one of my very popular inspirational quotes. Thankyou nusty hens without you all this would not be possible. I really meanz it gussshhhzzzzzzz. My little troll family are the best. Goodnight. I'm putting my phone and myself in the draw for 20mins if that's ok with everyone.

Nano Nano! If you nose you nose!

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

I really hope the one with purple over their name is a tattler. These comments were on her recent reel

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See this unless you agree with that person’s opinion then it is wrong and then the real trolls come out , why is no one allowed an opinion now ! It’s the same in Scotland with snp hell mend you if you don’t agree with them (l had someone from them screaming in the street at me cause l dared to step out and ask a question!) but how is that not trolling !!! I feckin hate this snow flake world we live in !

 

[ilovepizza21]

So… every time he rolls in fox tit he goes in the shower… which means a treat after every shower. So how many times a day does he actually roll in the stuff? Seems quite a few! Imagine all the treats, he’ll only be in it a handful of times before he pops off to doggy heaven judging by the size of the poor thing! Someone needs to take him off her! I wonder what she’ll use the shower room for after she’s killed him off??

Its tend fox tit ATV x

 

[Bumblebee6458]

Is the penny dropping or is this a tattler commenting?

 

[Jyhy1110]

Any animal or human for that matter suffering from hip dysplasia and spinal issues has my full sympathy.
It's bloody painful and often detected when it's quite far advanced. In my case, (amongst other more recent unforeseen crap), has gradually resulted in going from being active to disabled within 4 years. A hip replacement at 44 and degenerative central, bilateral, recess stenosis in my lower spine. I was left with an inch difference in leg lengths after surgery.
Henry must be really suffering, she has no idea.
In her world everything is and has to be perfect, if it's not, she most likely buries her dim wobbly head in the sand.

oh you poor thing! That sounds awful! Hope you are more comfortable now, I was born with hip dysplasia in my left hip but never had any surgeries not sure why as my cousin was in plaster casts for months with hers, the only issues Iv had was my hip locking when pregnant and added pressure on the hip due to preeclampsia, I’m only 28 so fingers crossed no issues for a while, but still worrying how it might be when I’m older

 

[Wize Owl]

Very late to the Kate, buttttttttttt i can't believe this if I'm honest guyyyyysshhhhhhhh, I have collaborated with myself to design my very own egg chair. It will even fly you and your best bubs to the moon and back. I'm proof that if you talk enough shite and make it up as you go along your dreams can come true. 'Never, ever let anyone anywhere or anything tell youse that you can't have big dreams, shine bright like a light bulb with a dimmer switch' another one of my very popular inspirational quotes. Thankyou nusty hens without you all this would not be possible. I really meanz it gussshhhzzzzzzz. My little troll family are the best. Goodnight. I'm putting my phone and myself in the draw for 20mins if that's ok with everyone.

When I wassssh little and anyone asschked what I wanted to be when I grew up I alwaysssh replied an “Asssschtronaut” (True story) I’ve alwaysssh been fasssschinated by schpace and the moon/planetsssh. Anyway, I’ve worked hard, but I’m no nearer to achieving my dream. Schooo can I volunteer myschelf for a trip in your Ssschpeciaaal Ssschpace Egg Chair pleasssche? Your inschpirational quote hassssh inschpired me that it’sssh not too late. I’m bringing RoyOiOi with me, hope that’ssssh ok? He’ll be the firssst buck toothed bleeping fluffhead in Ssschpace 🪐

 

[Squirrelsquad]

Another issue could be tummy issues. My rescue (not a spaniel) has chronic pancreatitis & it almost killed him. So now he is on a very restricted low fat diet. Occasional carrot treat, maybe some pepper or cucumber or a slice of apple (we share between the other dogs & us lol). No dog biscuits allowed. We literally had a river of blood pour out of him when it first flared (& we almost lost him) I never want to go back there so we watch his diet & exsrcise him. Of course he would love all the treats (& with dementia now too he is constantly wanting food) but it is our job to look out for him. Hinch needs to step up.

I have a show type cocker the same as Sopha, she’s a tiny 8 kg, she’s small for the breed Anyway (vets say she’s perfect weight!) But cockers are renowned for developing all sorts of issues, our tiny girl has just started to suffer with pancreatitis at 7 years old. Never had it before, doesn’t get human food apart from leftover veggies and frozen strawberries in the summer. She’s on a completely fat free diet now. Henry will end up developing all sorts of issues and he will suffer, and probably die quite young as his heart won’t cope with the weight. we take our girl on 5 km walk every day, and she went puppy training for a year to socialise her. I know all dogs have their issues but the fact Henry is tit with other animals says to me hes Probably never ever been walked Or socialised in his life.

 

[cutlery]

Morning guyssssshhh, I hope to god she doesn’t talk about fox again today… I hope you all have a great day, atv

 

[springheeledyeti]

How many pairs of wellies does this woman have

She’s a farmer remember!

 

[Soapy]

duck me, that photo of wet Lord Henry Lardsomes is revolting. Poor chap, his little heart must be under so much strain!

 

[Wize Owl]

Aww Soph the lovely ‘harmless’bot-aunts want to face time you hun. Seriously when will she realise the potential harm she is putting the lovely Ron and Len in by flaunting them all over social media…

I’m surprised this “Auntie” first name isn’t Brick.... Auntie Brick Schliep

 

[rhian92]

Thanks for the new thread @Pollyanna263 . Smashed the recap as always!

The cynic in me is wondering whether baby 3 will ever happen. I know she's been dropping hints but I don't think she really wants another. It's clear she's not found a niche as a parenting influencer and no number of babies will change that because she's a tit parent.

I think, and this is very dark and very cynical so be warned, that there is the awful potential for an infertility journey. Especially with her weird brag about how quickly they've conceived before. All lies of course but it would give her a horrible new direction and get her out of having another baby so soon.

I don't even want that to be true because it's just too terrible. But narcs will do what narcs will do and I would not be surprised if she hasn't already thought about it.

No I don’t think she wants number 3 either but I reckon she will to bring out a whole baby range deep down she wants a girl I’d say she will defiantly have another she can’t let stace have the boys then a girl without her

 

[Wize Owl]

I have done thee exact, only found 1 so far. Yeh the sheep really are going crazy right now for the garden stuff. Hilarious.

She doesn’t even remember how much she paid for it Fick as duck Hunzz

 

[Squirrelsquad]

She doesn’t even remember how much she paid for it Fick as duck Hunzz

didn’t pay for it! It’s probably the second set that hunch had boxed! If you’re spending out £800 you know how much you e spent

She doesn’t even remember how much she paid for it Fick as duck Hunzz

Definitely gifted! She says it’s made her day, if you got something for free (not hunch related) then I’d say the same thing!

 

[Wize Owl]

didn’t pay for it! It’s probably the second set that hunch had boxed! If you’re spending out £800 you know how much you e spent


Definitely gifted! She says it’s made her day, if you got something for free (not hunch related) then I’d say the same thing!

Sopha’s comment on the pic and the hunzz bum bum innit licking reply makes me feel like I’ve just eaten one of her vomfests

 

[CB1977]

Hey wow I’ve had a bit of a Hinch break what with new baby and new house (not as posh as old Soph’s!)
But whoa whoa whoa …… what has happened to the furry things? Have they been kidnapped or taken off her?????

 

[cutlery]

Even the scammers are trolling now

 

[woopdeewoop]

OH duck OFF HINCH!!!!
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That’s bullshit !
If there was so many beautiful pics, she would have shared those pics, like she does for the rest of her crappy hinch range.