Mrs Hinch #540 The real world chooses heating or eating, while Mrs Hinch flogs her overpriced seating
Winning thread title inspired by @whatholsays
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
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The reason for Soph’s quiet spell became clear when a new range of garden furniture was spotted in Tesco. Not posting before a big reveal is a known tactic to increase reach and engagement.
The sheep are falling over themselves to get the new Hinch egg chair, which appears identical to those in B&Q; but far more expensive.
Surely little old Sophie, who has no idea how this happened to her guys, didn’t allow an inflated price just because it’s got ‘Hinch’ on the box?! That wouldn’t be very fair to the boys’ aunties, would it?
In between the huns posting the furniture and Sophie eventually catching up with her pre-records and sharing it herself, she managed to pop to mummy’s for a cuppa.
I’m surprised it’s taken so long for her to release furniture guys, if I’m honest. We all know how much she loves having a sit down.
Then it was back to ‘tend Farm for some Llama lovin’ - except it was the exact same as she posted last week, so we still have no idea where Royoioi is.
In fact, we haven’t seen the other two in a few days, either…
Bespoke rattan wardrobe doors for Lennie, then keeping it relatable with a jus roll monstrosity for lunch.
This morning Jamie took the boys out and Sophie stayed at home to clean. How very 1950’s of you Soph.
A walk in her dressing gown with Lennie around Greyskull estate was followed by a trip to Gepetto’s workshop, then accessorising the dog wash (it doesn’t get any less ridiculous no matter how often I say those words).
Back to Greyskull for a quick undeclared ad for Label Lady (other labels are available), then back to ‘tend Farm to do some ‘tend parenting with a rogue timestamp. Not a pre-record, surely? She’s dropping hints about baby number 3, which is the worst idea she’s ever had.
Amazingly, after all that, she still had the time and energy to try out the dog wash (nope, still ridiculous).
Poor Henry was panting anxiously throughout, and Soph’s grid post shows just how overweight he really is now
We can only hope that the alpaca people like spaniels, and sneak Henry out too.
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In ASA-related news, Jamie, Tesco and Flash are all in trouble this time.
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ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
Winning thread title inspired by @whatholsays
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
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The reason for Soph’s quiet spell became clear when a new range of garden furniture was spotted in Tesco. Not posting before a big reveal is a known tactic to increase reach and engagement.
The sheep are falling over themselves to get the new Hinch egg chair, which appears identical to those in B&Q; but far more expensive.
Surely little old Sophie, who has no idea how this happened to her guys, didn’t allow an inflated price just because it’s got ‘Hinch’ on the box?! That wouldn’t be very fair to the boys’ aunties, would it?
In between the huns posting the furniture and Sophie eventually catching up with her pre-records and sharing it herself, she managed to pop to mummy’s for a cuppa.
I’m surprised it’s taken so long for her to release furniture guys, if I’m honest. We all know how much she loves having a sit down.
Then it was back to ‘tend Farm for some Llama lovin’ - except it was the exact same as she posted last week, so we still have no idea where Royoioi is.
In fact, we haven’t seen the other two in a few days, either…
Bespoke rattan wardrobe doors for Lennie, then keeping it relatable with a jus roll monstrosity for lunch.
This morning Jamie took the boys out and Sophie stayed at home to clean. How very 1950’s of you Soph.
A walk in her dressing gown with Lennie around Greyskull estate was followed by a trip to Gepetto’s workshop, then accessorising the dog wash (it doesn’t get any less ridiculous no matter how often I say those words).
Back to Greyskull for a quick undeclared ad for Label Lady (other labels are available), then back to ‘tend Farm to do some ‘tend parenting with a rogue timestamp. Not a pre-record, surely? She’s dropping hints about baby number 3, which is the worst idea she’s ever had.
Amazingly, after all that, she still had the time and energy to try out the dog wash (nope, still ridiculous).
Poor Henry was panting anxiously throughout, and Soph’s grid post shows just how overweight he really is now
We can only hope that the alpaca people like spaniels, and sneak Henry out too.
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In ASA-related news, Jamie, Tesco and Flash are all in trouble this time.
———
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
that poor dog needs some proper walking and care, not constant showers that are terrible for his skin.
recap 
