Mrs Hinch #533 Hinch is in laaarve with her new Crimpet, shame she still looks and smells like a limpet

[IfImHonesht]

That's what I thought when listening too. She'll be preggers next year 100% tho

Another christmas reveal awaits us

Or maybe theyre planning a baby to reveal the week of SS wedding which is in three months and that's why she was on the "appleteiser"

Edit to add: Don't be shy sofa, show us the online order reciept since you love bragging about spunking money on tat

 

[klairklopp]

Brb just gonna go projectile vomit View attachment 1177082

Is that a filtered Katie Price and Carl Woods???

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

I do NOT believe it! There's no way Sopha would give away the valuable time or use the ad space on her page just to show off a box of cheap crap. She clearly had no clue what was in there as her niece pulled it all out. Some form of currency was exchanged.

I would not be surprised if these companies work with reps like Gleam, not Hinch directly per se, and get around the legal obligations of it all. Shady through and through, the lot of them.

 

[MistyWindows]

Adds Warburton to the barred list…View attachment 1178034

Their crumpets are tit anyway

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

I do NOT believe it! There's no way Sopha would give away the valuable time or use the ad space on her page just to show off a box of cheap crap. She clearly had no clue what was in there as her niece pulled it all out. Some form of currency was exchanged.

Are they trolling us?! 'hope this helps'

 

[GlossyCatssMum]

I honestly don't know anyone in real life who uses the phrase 'All the best' in daily conversations other than to perhaps sign off an email. Anyone?

i received an email from a colleague today and they signed off “All the best” was so tempted when I replied to sign off with “All the vest” had a little giggle to myself

 

[HinchesSousChef]

So she’s just posted the boys in bed this morning right?? Undeclared day off…

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

So she’s just posted the boys in bed this morning right?? Undeclared day off…

Hungover

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Whenever read or hear "All the Best" and "Hope this Helps!" my right fist automatically clenches with involuntary rage!
I laaaved Ribena, ya know, the original full sugar version until they fucked with the recipe & it's now on my banned list along with Spaghetti Hoops, anything from Tesscho & all else affiliated with that thieving parasite Hinch!
... and now Warburtons

 

[Shinealight]

Adds Warburton to the barred list…View attachment 1178034

I boycotted those Tory party donating cnuts years ago.
Good to see I have even more justification for doing so.

 

[Size5Foooootz]

I see that Crimpshit have removed ALL comments on that Nandos post on Instagram. Shady bunch of TwatBadgers, cut from the same cloth as Soph a.

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

I’m at a loss with her to be honest. If I showed as little interest in my job as she does hers I’d have been shown the door.
I don’t understand, does she think hers is a good account at the moment or is there some as yet unseen end game at play?

 

[crunkysnacks15]

Another christmas reveal awaits us

Or maybe theyre planning a baby to reveal the week of SS wedding which is in three months and that's why she was on the "appleteiser"

Edit to add: Don't be shy sofa, show us the online order reciept since you love bragging about spunking money on tat

definetly! I actually wondered about their little look between themselveswhen it came, i would absolutely not be suprised if she is currently pregnant (in the early stages) or a bit more pregnant and thats why she is in baggy clothes when spotted out in the wild

 

[Tatuler]

There’s no way they’d be using her brand if there wasn’t something in it for her

Isn’t “Mrs. Hinch” trademarked anyway?
So yes, definitely an undeclared ad.

 

[Swarm_in_a_Tea_Cup]

Looks like Hennerz was included in the twitty-twats borefest last night (volume needed)
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Please do one of these daily ... never fail to make me sccchmile

 

[Tatuler]

Just caught up on Hinch’s Jimbobnojobtinyknob’s ‘couple goals’ story from last night…did anyone else think he made it sound like he’s had the snip? -“As much as we can try, that ain’t gonna happen” when talking about having a baby this year?

I thought he meant “it ain’t gonna happen” as it’s April and there are only 8 months left in the year.

ETA - Apologies I’ve just caught up and realised I’m about the fifth person to say this.

I’ll crawl back into my hole…

 

[Swarm_in_a_Tea_Cup]

I've had a Crimpet for a while as I'm obsessed with Thins ... I made my daily Thin for lunch this afternoon and felt revoltingly like a Hincher.

duck you, Hinch. Now I'll be fat forever cos I'll never want a Warbies Thin again

 

[Tatuler]

I see Joe S is bringing out a cookbook, maybe he'll gift one to Hunch.

She’ll need it, if she can’t work the oven, she’ll have no chance with the aga!

Maybe Joe could add an extra chapter on their newly installed aga and charge for the whole boook again at a later date?

 

[CrapEars]

I've had a Crimpet for a while as I'm obsessed with Thins ... I made my daily Thin for lunch this afternoon and felt revoltingly like a Hincher.

duck you, Hinch. Now I'll be fat forever cos I'll never want a Warbies Thin again

I was literally going to buy one a couple of days ago and now that cow has advertised them so I can never get one. I’d feel dirty using it.

 

[Swarm_in_a_Tea_Cup]

I was literally going to buy one a couple of days ago and now that cow has advertised them so I can never get one. I’d feel dirty using it.

The best excuse to just have a big fat dirty toastie instead