Mrs Hinch #510 Ron should end with n-i-e not A&E

[springheeledyeti]

They don't seem to have any real friends so who will they be socialising with.

That’s what I’m wondering Just mad ma coming over to grope Father James in the hot tub

Wouldn't it make sense to have the kids garden area in a place you can see from the house? So dangerous hiding it around thr corner.

She’d rather put the woolly wankers there

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Fiddle, weeping Al and cling on of course! oh and maybe Jamie's 'friends' that did the office loft floor.

Does make you wonder where her friends, or Kids as she calls them, are. They had that one little gathering a fair while back and they haven't been seen since. As much as SS is disliked here, SS does show more of her friendship group, including all building work she has done on the house.

 

[natsuki]

Needs to convince Inch to get a LayZ spa…yeah, right! Somehow that seems right up Inch’s street, oioi!

 

[BeggyBraggyMitchell]

Get your bingos in now guyyssshh! I wonder what Sop h’s tit excuse reason will be for being absent today I think she might just post again tomorrow morning with no explanation

Sorry to quote myself but did I just get my first tattle bingo? Oh my goshhh guyssshhh how did this happen to little old Braggy?! I’m fank yooooou

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Typical hun ....
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I read about one of them ‘hoovering the air’ the other day,because dusting obviously isn’t enough. Who has time and who would want to Hoover the air. How do you even do it. Bloody idiots every last one of them

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

The question of, where is the dolls house, often comes to mind. If her life was a movie, it would have sooo many plot holes. Because she doesn't finish something without an explantion

Needs to convince Inch to get a LayZ spa…yeah, right! Somehow that seems right up Inch’s street, oioi!

There is no convincing though, because they already have one. Everytime she says that, it's already happened

 

[Fizzymoon]

Loves the kids that much they literally have a garden within a garden to play in.
bleeping alpacas have more space to roam.

Thinking about it, Henry's bedroom is probably bigger than the allocated children's space.

Absolute melt she is.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

I read about one of them ‘hoovering the air’ the other day,because dusting obviously isn’t enough. Who has time and who would want to Hoover the air. How do you even do it. Bloody idiots every last one of them

I read one where they could see dust particles in the sun light and they tried to hoover them out the window

 

[Pollyanna263]

The question of, where is the dolls house, often comes to mind. If her life was a movie, it would have sooo many plot holes. Because she doesn't finish something without an explantion

Also, where is the boot room?

 

[Bozhog81]

Anyone else visualise the spit flying out her mouth everytime she speaks I'd have to wear a Sou'wester and a Raincoat if i ever had the misfortune of meeting her

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Also, where is the boot room?

Exactly, she hasn't actually shown how she uses the boot room. Wasted space if you ask me.

 

[Laracroft27]

As if she needs to convince that sleazy fucker to get a Lazy Spa (aptly named)!

 

[Bozhog81]

I read one where they could see dust particles in the sun light and they tried to hoover them out the window

I was howling at that one, she used a hairdryer and was blowing it out her window

 

[springheeledyeti]

I read about one of them ‘hoovering the air’ the other day,because dusting obviously isn’t enough. Who has time and who would want to Hoover the air. How do you even do it. Bloody idiots every last one of them

Plus throwing fabulosa cans all over the place and blowing out the windows

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

I was howling at that one, she used a hairdryer and was blowing it out her window

That was it, a hair dryer. What a head

 

[cupcakeeater23]

I read one where they could see dust particles in the sun light and they tried to hoover them out the window

I read one and it said she aimed the hairdryer at them and blew it out of the window Wish I had so little things to worry about

 

[Bozhog81]

That was it, a hair dryer. What a head

I actually screenshot it, and sent it my friend.
I dunno if I'm allowed to post it in here though.

 

[Andioooop]

Just leaving this here. If you nose you nose…

 

[Upthisweek]

“A small secret garden” - is she having a laugh?????

That'll be astro turfed soon then

 

[Baby its covid outside]

A tepid sex pond…James in his Speedos…boak!