Because they gotta copy their queen and lick her bum bum innit
Mrs Hinch #510 Ron should end with n-i-e not A&E
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Na she's gonna bring out a new range her llamas sitting on a train so when the kettle boils they can all go choo choo .
What the fuk am I going in about it'll be greige .
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Stop spending money ya dozy bint
Won't be long before you're skint!
Stop spending money ya dozy bint
Won't be long before you're skint!
Me to , I love itttt!
Oh my god I’ve just had a horrific thought.
Llamas and alpacas were quite a big trend a while ago, like prints on mugs and the like.
Can you imagine if she jumps on that bandwagon with the woolly wankers (still crying at that, poor things
) and she does alpaca “merch” or god forbid a childrens book about the adventures of Roy, Raymond and Rodney or whatever they’re called 
HINCH IF YOU READ THIS GIVE US CREDIT BABE
Pure looks like it's gonna pounce at you. Demonic pig is needing an exorcismAs talented as the artist is that's bloody creepy especially the pig!
She sounds so big headed, getting worse by the day - "I've opted for subtle pops of colour for Ron" ... "I've paid full price" ... I, Me, I !
Self appreciating shallow twit
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Turn it into bacon quickly (said the veggiePure looks like it's gonna pounce at you. Demonic pig is needing an exorcism
)I think the mural is good personally, it’s just a bit much for a bedroom
Oh gosh no please don't give her ideasOh my god I’ve just had a horrific thought.
Llamas and alpacas were quite a big trend a while ago, like prints on mugs and the like.
Can you imagine if she jumps on that bandwagon with the woolly wankers (still crying at that, poor things
HINCH IF YOU READ THIS GIVE US CREDIT BABE
Hinch, best selling childrens auuuufah, featuring friendly farmer Jimbob and the adventurous alpacas, with a special mention of weeping Al and his magic tool kitOh gosh no please don't give her ideas
That mural. The issue is that it’s got a very finite life. No child over the age of 8 or 10 is going to be seen dead with that on their bedroom wall. It’s really quite ugly.
But, because it’s painted rather than pictures, or even one of those massive acrylic wall coverings, it will be painted over. What a waste of money.
But, because it’s painted rather than pictures, or even one of those massive acrylic wall coverings, it will be painted over. What a waste of money.
Holy duck just realised something....she’s noticed how successful the Yorkshire Shepherdess was...she thinks she’s going to be the Essex Shedherdess!
Two Ducks, a full time job!! WT? are these people as mad as her. Nooo, ducks waddle around and sit on ponds. They don't need cuddles and full time care. I used to have 3 of them, and apart from cleaning them out, yeuk! and feeding them, they more or less took care of themselves. They are all
The mural is gorgeous, but age appropriate? I’m not a best selling author guysssss but when we decorated my daughter’s room we took her with us and she chose the wallpaper herself and she was 2!
You missed out Freda in her maids outfit milking jimbob in the stables
My auntie had 2 ducks. They were bloody hilarious, such characters
extremely defiant unless you’re shaking a tub of mealy worms. I’d love to see Hinch rounding them up for bedtime into their hutch But you’re right, my aunties ducks had an enclosure with a paddling pool and they just strutted about doing their thing. Light clean of the enclosure each day and then a weekly full clean out of their home and enclosure.
Checking for eggs daily, feeding them twice and the occasional treat but they do what they want
Tapped in the head these people.
It’s a childrens book you dirty mareYou missed out Freda in her maids outfit milking jimbob in the stables
Was she trolling us with that mushroom egg concoction? Did we miss a trick? Mushroom Manshun? We were too busy puking our “brekkies.”
Seriously tho how many times can she show the alpacas 
Come on now it's Hinch we're talking about she does fek all that's age appropriateMy auntie had 2 ducks. They were bloody hilarious, such characters
But you’re right, my aunties ducks had an enclosure with a paddling pool and they just strutted about doing their thing. Light clean of the enclosure each day and then a weekly full clean out of their home and enclosure.
Checking for eggs daily, feeding them twice and the occasional treat but they do what they want
Tapped in the head these people.
It’s a childrens book you dirty mare
Luckily Father James has been attending church, oi oi!!Pure looks like it's gonna pounce at you. Demonic pig is needing an exorcism
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