Mrs Hinch #510 Ron should end with n-i-e not A&E

[Pumpkins1506]

Scrambled eggs and toofy pegs - there’s a thread title

I would flounce big time if this was the thread title. Wouldn't cope with thinking about crunchy eggs every time I read it.

 

[Curlysue101]

That “brekkie” made my gag reflex go I’m gonna have to phone work tonight and tell them I’m bleeping sick! I wouldn’t feed that tit to my cat and he eats anything! I wouldn’t even let my nephews look at it! I’m honestly bleeping offended by that state! Well done you tart you’ve pushed me over the edge, hurt my feelings and made me want to cry I’m genuinely offended by this can we report stories? Lol

 

[Pollyanna263]

I would flounce big time if this was the thread title. Wouldn't cope with thinking about crunchy eggs every time I read it.

She ruins everything doesn’t she.
Mushrooms make me feel sick at the best of times. How many did she blend for poor Lonnie

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

The tend llamas get better snacks.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Does Ron not get to eat breakfast? Shouldn’t they just be eating the same thing by now?

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I’ve got that book and that recipe isn’t even in there! She’s obviously using the book to work out how to cook scrambled eggs and added her own weird twist.

That cookbook aufor might need to warn people she doesn't make recipes

 

[Curlysue101]

Also what with the “and do my thaaaang?” Clearly today I’m triggered by everything

 

[Bozhog81]

She added Philadelphia!

Ah, i had my phone on mute, so i didnt have to listen to her shlur sounds lol

Nice to see after 2 years of feeding Ronnie, she still hasn't learned how to make something that looks remotely appetising for a child

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

That "breakfast" is enough to make snyone queazy! I don't believe he ate it all up either!
The woman can't cook

 

[Wize Owl]

I see after my two year break from her, she's still obsessed with the egg a day though, suprised she didn't add cheese too , just give him baby porridge ffs

It looks absolutely vile I’m just surprised she didn’t wrap it in her favourite Jus-Rol.

One of my little Owlets is fussy and if they don’t like anything they call it “Crusty” If I served this up to them I would soon be wearing it This definitely looks Crusty, Nusty Crusty

 

[MistyWindows]

What the actual duck is that? I wouldn’t even feed it to the woolly wankers let alone Lenor.

#EggyMess

I’m so sorry for this, but it looks like that weird mush you get on dirty dishwasher filters.

 

[Yorkielass]

Don’t break my heart my eggy brekkie heart

thread suggestion!

 

[llamadramamama21]

That wasn't an omelette. That was crushed up teethy pegs

 

[Sausage90]

Poor Lon's breakfast looks like my washing machine seal when a tissue has been through the wash.

What a witch

 

[Pumpkins1506]

She ruins everything doesn’t she.
Mushrooms make me feel sick at the best of times. How many did she blend for poor Lonnie

A punnet of mushrooms and one egg. Poor lad.

Also, I absolutely get thinking your babies are so cute that you could eat part of them. It's an actual scientific thing. But teeth though? That's not normal. Feet, cheeks, little squishy noses yes. But not teeth

I'm more and more convinced that, I can't remember who originally came up with this but it makes some sense, she's actually an advanced AI experiment gone rogue. She's just too weird sometimes.

 

[Bozhog81]

Does Ron not get to eat breakfast? Shouldn’t they just be eating the same thing by now?

Ron suffered enough in the early days of her cooking, don't wish that on him. I'm hoping he gets to eat cereal or jam on toast now

 

[Pollyanna263]

There once was an uncle named Bob,
Who at the garden centre saw a slob.
The slob’s name was Sopha,
Her mum was her gopher,
And neither of them had a job.

Sophie likes cooking with eggs.
The boys wished they could go to Greggs.
Mushrooms she did blend,
Tastebuds to offend,
While she eats Ron’s toothy pegs.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

So she's already been to home bargains and back. It's only 10.15. It takes me ages to get 2 kids ready and be out before then. Oh o forgot all she has to do is palm them off to fiddles

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Another tone deaf post. Even though we are lucky and can afford to heat our home, we are thinking of ways to save and watching our bills more closely. Everything seems to be so expensive lately.

All those 'bargs' add up.

The real world vs Mrs Hinch's world.

 

[Itsyspider]

That cookbook aufor might need to warn people she doesn't make recipes

The author has her own thread on here too