Can’t believe Jamie is actually proud of Dildogate - what a creepy
So the niece is now being used as a prop just like the boys now
So the niece is now being used as a prop just like the boys now
You can see why he has to target the younger ones nobody his age would even look twice let alone put up with his creepiness!!He’s still talking about Dildos this morning he is grim. I swear he starts talking and my vag literally seals up! He is gross
That person has mysteriously disappeared now too after the riddles the other night? It was @Alpacayourbags but they’ve since gone quiet. What happened there?Something is going on with the alpacas. Last week someone (can’t remember who it was, one of the guys on here who know her) said something is happening with the three R’s, and that Sophie didn’t do her research and it will all become clear soon. She’s fucked up somewhere with something ….. now she’s gone from mentioning them every minute to nothing. Unless I’ve missed something? Watch this space!!
I’m not certain whether you mean Soph / Jamie was a slip of the tongue so it’s okay, or you mean they were openly discussing. One of those times it hard to tell online!In fairness she's in secondary school, the stuff my two came out with, that they're picking up from friends used to make my ears bleed. I think a slip of the tongue is a bit different from opening discussing dildos.
He’s just saying buy this game it’s really funnyWhat’s he wittering on about. I have children nearby snd don’t want sound up with his filthy mouth.
Yay! You’re back! & that’s so bloody funny haha xMeanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca Gave Roy a blow dry while Father James received a blow from the glory hole:
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He did and Abbie looked embarrassed. God no, I wouldn't opening discuss sexy stuff with a child, which she is. A slip of the tongue happens all the time but we move on quick and hope they don't take any notice. My youngest found my dildo in drawer a few years ago, she looked devastated. She was 18.I’m not certain whether you mean Soph / Jamie was a slip of the tongue so it’s okay, or you mean they were openly discussing. One of those times it hard to tell online!
I totally agree that what they know now is a world away from what we knew at that age.
I think Soph made a genuine mistake in what she said, but then Jamie took it way too far and kept going.
He’s just saying buy this game it’s really funny
I’m not sure! It seemed she has something to do with sofas work, and was worried about getting into trouble. God knows if it was all true or not, but the alpaca thing seems to be odd as she’s gone very quiet on that front……That person has mysteriously disappeared now too after the riddles the other night? It was @Alpacayourbags but they’ve since gone quiet and disappeared? What happened there?
That’s what I assumed you meant but I wasn’t sure!He did and Abbie looked embarrassed. God no, I wouldn't opening discuss sexy stuff with a child, which she is. A slip of the tongue happens all the time but we move on quick and hope they don't take any notice. My youngest found my dildo in drawer a few years ago, she looked devastated. She was 18.
She'd just disable themHmm she wouldn’t be able to handle the criticism on YouTube comments section
Wt...? Is this supposed to be for adults?A family member has the Hinch journal so I had a nosey. Wtf
Fantastic!Mrs Hinch #492 Oh dear what can the matter be, the new boot room looks like a lavatory!
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Saturday morning brought another ‘tend mess, and a moan about Jaymeeeee not helping get ready for a day out. In fairness Soph, he was probably in shock that you’d left the sofa.
It was a last minute decision to take the kid to the aquarium. She was so excited! Ron and Lon went too.
It was lovely to see the boys out and about. Let’s hope the celebrity couple who are moving to a new house in 2022 didn’t get mobbed by adoringshoppersfans.
After a long day Sophie had missed her mummy, so she and the favourite child called in for a cuppa while Jamie took Ronnie to soft play.
At almost 6pm.
After a day out and sea air.
And soft play yesterday.
Wow, he’ll sleep well tonight!
Of course, it’s possible that Ma had been dog-sitting and they were collecting Nicky Clarke, but we’ll never know with PinocchiSoph the compulsive liar.
A change of direction so fast that we got whiplash, for a reminder of the boot room (#ad #amaZON #IKEEEYAH) and a quick daylight pre-record to show us what will be Handsnomes hair wash.
For someone who never seems to wash her own hair (and stores it in poo bags) she’s putting a lot of thought into bathing Henry.
Back to Greyskull again for Ronnie’s bedtime, and we were treated to Sophie Rose’s rendition of when mummy got stuck on the sofa
When mummy got stuck on the sofa she began to shout,
You naughty boys can’t have any toys,
I throw ‘tend mess about
p.s. still no alpacas
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
What was the answer? Since I can’t see any obese dogs on that pageA family member has the Hinch journal so I had a nosey. Wtf
Yes! There's a page to colour in "the famous kitchen that I'll never change" spot the difference, help Henry find the cake in a maze, "find Sophie" with a million different faces of hers.. I've had a giggle to myselfWt...? Is this supposed to be for adults?
There were 2 full pages and he was on the other one but looking very slimWhat was the answer? Since I can’t see any obese dogs on that page
No that was someone else who was something to do with an agency, not alpacaI’m not sure! It seemed she has something to do with sofas work, and was worried about getting into trouble. God knows if it was all true or not, but the alpaca thing seems to be odd as she’s gone very quiet on that front……