Mrs Hinch #492 Oh dear what can the matter be, the new boot room looks like a lavatory!
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Saturday morning brought another ‘tend mess, and a moan about Jaymeeeee not helping get ready for a day out. In fairness Soph, he was probably in shock that you’d left the sofa.
It was a last minute decision to take the kid to the aquarium. She was so excited! Ron and Lon went too.
It was lovely to see the boys out and about. Let’s hope the celebrity couple who are moving to a new house in 2022 didn’t get mobbed by adoringshoppers fans.
After a long day Sophie had missed her mummy, so she and the favourite child called in for a cuppa while Jamie took Ronnie to soft play.
At almost 6pm.
After a day out and sea air.
And soft play yesterday.
Wow, he’ll sleep well tonight!
Of course, it’s possible that Ma had been dog-sitting and they were collecting Nicky Clarke, but we’ll never know with PinocchiSoph the compulsive liar.
A change of direction so fast that we got whiplash, for a reminder of the boot room (#ad #amaZON #IKEEEYAH) and a quick daylight pre-record to show us what will be Handsnomes hair wash.
For someone who never seems to wash her own hair (and stores it in poo bags) she’s putting a lot of thought into bathing Henry.
Back to Greyskull again for Ronnie’s bedtime, and we were treated to Sophie Rose’s rendition of when mummy got stuck on the sofa
When mummy got stuck on the sofa she began to shout,
You naughty boys can’t have any toys,
I throw ‘tend mess about
p.s. still no alpacas
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
Winning thread title by @Curlywurly82
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Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free
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Saturday morning brought another ‘tend mess, and a moan about Jaymeeeee not helping get ready for a day out. In fairness Soph, he was probably in shock that you’d left the sofa.
It was a last minute decision to take the kid to the aquarium. She was so excited! Ron and Lon went too.
It was lovely to see the boys out and about. Let’s hope the celebrity couple who are moving to a new house in 2022 didn’t get mobbed by adoring
After a long day Sophie had missed her mummy, so she and the favourite child called in for a cuppa while Jamie took Ronnie to soft play.
At almost 6pm.
After a day out and sea air.
And soft play yesterday.
Wow, he’ll sleep well tonight!
Of course, it’s possible that Ma had been dog-sitting and they were collecting Nicky Clarke, but we’ll never know with PinocchiSoph the compulsive liar.
A change of direction so fast that we got whiplash, for a reminder of the boot room (#ad #amaZON #IKEEEYAH) and a quick daylight pre-record to show us what will be Handsnomes hair wash.
For someone who never seems to wash her own hair (and stores it in poo bags) she’s putting a lot of thought into bathing Henry.
Back to Greyskull again for Ronnie’s bedtime, and we were treated to Sophie Rose’s rendition of when mummy got stuck on the sofa
When mummy got stuck on the sofa she began to shout,
You naughty boys can’t have any toys,
I throw ‘tend mess about
p.s. still no alpacas
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
After all the questions about the location of the boot room & the fact that she’s prioritised an outdoor room over her boys’ bedrooms she’s told us how the boot room flows into fat mutt’s wet room & that the next projects for the unpaid weeping Gepetto will be (surprisingly) her first born human boy’s bedroom & a playroom.. wondering if this will be the reappearance of her vanity project doll’s house in pride position, probably mounted somewhere on a pallet, so the boys can’t actually touch it
