We’ve always had routine from the very start we know she hasn’t as she always off doing stuff or had him down the park at 8pm eating chips and other random stuff she posted so dunno why she’s playing on this he loves his routineRon loves his routine.....blah blah blah. Here she goes again with her subtle hints to autism. One of mine has autism and heres some news for you Sopha almost every child I've ever known thrives off of a routine autism or not.maybe I'm reading her wrong here but what exactly is she trying to prove? Obviously both the boys are very cute but ffs I wish she would give them privacy! Can she not just enjoy those moments for herself?
Yup! We’ve had a routine for my son since he was like a week old? It’s still pretty much the same. It helps them sleep and learn boundariesWe’ve always had routine from the very start we know she hasn’t as she always off doing stuff or had him down the park at 8pm eating chips and other random stuff she posted so dunno why she’s playing on this he loves his routine
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Thursday was a quiet day for Sophie (I know, it’s a shock).
She claims that she took the boys to soft play - but we all know it was really Jamie, who allegedly runs round shouting ‘Ronnie Hinch!’ over and over - and that Henry had a walk. Sorry Sophie but that’s a month’s worth of effort for you so we don’t believe it.
Chips for dinner again, clearly the only food they can have since the great jus roll recall of 2022.
Friday morning brought a photo of Ron’s bedroom (see nusty trolls, he isn’t still in a cot) which looked suspiciously like a list of undeclared ads, and was swiftly deleted.
It became clear why she’d deleted as she was then miraculously at the new housenotfarm, proving that Henry does get on with Mamfa’s dog I’m fank yoo.
Boot room updates began with stick on floor tiles (which were neither straight nor properly stuck) and some AmaZOn barskittttts which were declared cUUTTTTe.
Soph loved showing off her fave new tool, which has probably had more action lately than her original tool (Sorry Jamie but it’s true)
All rounded off with a string of stories and a boot room transformation grid post. There’s no grey or crushed velvet in sight, what will the huns do?! Call me suspicious, but this would be a great way to test the reaction from her flock of shoppers before unveiling any other rooms in the house.
There’s a not a lot of boot storage, and no sign of the umbrella stand she was gushing over just 2 days ago.
Essex fire service will be on standby for that candle though, nothing like a naked flame in an unoccupied room full of wood.
Weekend off now Soph?
Understandable as the poor love has been so busy, dashing between houses, uploading and deleting stories, and transforming that room in 24 hours?! She must need a rest.
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Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
Either way i think this is her real face this time because its much harsher than the usual filtered ones ... prominent hooter and bigger chinny chin chin!!Defo looks “filled out” in one way or another
Yea for sure! It looks nothing like her normally filtered face!Either way i think this is her real face this time because its much harsher than the usual filtered ones ... prominent hooter and bigger chinny chin chin!!
Yep. Agree. I hope someone reads Ronnie & Lonnie a bed time story or two. I hope it’s not just stuff them with milk and bye bye until the morning.Fuck is she on about "we" get Ron's bottle "we" kiss him onbthe head...does she mean her and Lon? Her and Jamie? Her Jamie Len Fiddle Weepy ClingOn and the milkman?!
I definitely took this as her saying Ron gets bathed and ready for bed with someone else, then gets his bottle and runs in to say goodnight to he before waving and going to bed. Totally agree with whoever earlier mentioned the divide and conquer bedtime with more than one kid (for example in my house we do wash/bath together then us parents take it in turns a kid a night) but the 'routine' here seems to be Hinch doesn't bother herself with the book reading or settling Ronnie part..she just stays up with the golden child because he can just sit and entertain himself whilst she edits her montages or follows her sheep on Insta.
Fuck me I know I'm due on but she's making me rage today. Fuck off with your sheep woman you deserve nothing
Voldemort…That doesn’t even look like her!
I can’t believe how many different faces she has.
Any normal person… YESCan someone please explain… when you spend millions on a property wouldn’t you put proper cabinetry in the boot room. Not much room for shoes, bags etc. I don’t get the style she’s going for it’s industrial in what is meant to be a period property.
Perhaps next time she edits she could consider her use of apostrophesShe’s edited but I can’t actually see what’s changed. She’s just fucking about to get noticed isn’t she
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Excuse me for Quoting myselfHunch, your fanceeeeee boot room is shit and won’t last 5 minutes with country living. ATV
I’ve never heard another person ever pronounce Am-a-ZON like her, proving she’s from another planet 🪐
Also, she even got her boysssss name wrong “Before I tuck him into bed, we get his favourite milky bottle, we then kiss Ron’s head” It’s LEN hunnnny LEN.
I have 3 children and never have to prove I care for and look after them, it’s called unconditional love and I always get their names right
“I’m going to sit in here for as long as I can tonight”…cut to Hinch at toddler bedtime in a totally different houseShe’s edited but I can’t actually see what’s changed. She’s just fucking about to get noticed isn’t she
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