Mrs Hinch #491 Her Content is dire for such a compulsive liar

[Pollyanna263]

Mrs Hinch #491 Her Content is dire for such a compulsive liar

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Thursday was a quiet day for Sophie (I know, it’s a shock).

She claims that she took the boys to soft play - but we all know it was really Jamie, who allegedly runs round shouting ‘Ronnie Hinch!’ over and over - and that Henry had a walk. Sorry Sophie but that’s a month’s worth of effort for you so we don’t believe it.

Chips for dinner again, clearly the only food they can have since the great jus roll recall of 2022.

Friday morning brought a photo of Ron’s bedroom (see nusty trolls, he isn’t still in a cot) which looked suspiciously like a list of undeclared ads, and was swiftly deleted.

It became clear why she’d deleted as she was then miraculously at the new housenotfarm, proving that Henry does get on with Mamfa’s dog I’m fank yoo.

Boot room updates began with stick on floor tiles (which were neither straight nor properly stuck) and some AmaZOn barskittttts which were declared cUUTTTTe.

Soph loved showing off her fave new tool, which has probably had more action lately than her original tool (Sorry Jamie but it’s true)

All rounded off with a string of stories and a boot room transformation grid post. There’s no grey or crushed velvet in sight, what will the huns do?! Call me suspicious, but this would be a great way to test the reaction from her flock of shoppers before unveiling any other rooms in the house.

There’s a not a lot of boot storage, and no sign of the umbrella stand she was gushing over just 2 days ago.

Essex fire service will be on standby for that candle though, nothing like a naked flame in an unoccupied room full of wood.

Weekend off now Soph?
Understandable as the poor love has been so busy, dashing between houses, uploading and deleting stories, and transforming that room in 24 hours?! She must need a rest.

Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens

 

[mingeandbracket]

Wasn't sure if @Andioooop would be able to do one tonight so I've tried my best

 

[Thatlilone]

Why why why is the first room in a new house a boot room? Why not your kids room no need for a boot room if your not living there yet

Edit to add who does the outside before the inside ... your not living outside

 

[Danielle0120]

Thread title is
The recap is brill considering you're not feeling yourself pol, well done! Xx

 

[IrishCatlady]

Went down a rabbit hole on reclaimed scaffolding, not cheap

 

[Pollyanna263]

Wasn't sure if @Andioooop would be able to do one tonight so I've tried my best View attachment 989531

Oh that’s brilliant
That needs to be a thread title

I’m off to catch up on the end of the last thread!

 

[JoyofLife]

Chips for dinner again, clearly the only food they can have since the great jus roll recall of 2022.

I am crying with laughter right now

 

[Danielle0120]

I like the style of the room, alot actually. That's my style in my home. Rustic wooden vibes (apart from my kids bedrooms are whatever they want, bright and bloody tacky, and their play room is a typical kids room. Something Ronnie and Lonnie won't experience)
The candle is just, typical Soph. Unsafe and ridiculous. But I don't get the whole point of a boot room. She'll have to put shoes on inside her house to walk to the boot room to put wellies on? It just makes no sense to me..... There's so many other things that storage room could of served purpose for, but she thinks she's sooo boujee, she's far from.

 

[DoodlePoodle]

You know what I still can’t get over is the fact that they have only just now thought to buy boots!! They’ve lived in Maldonia for years, owned a dog for years and moved all of 10 minutes up the road so suddenly need boots and a bloody boot room for them!!
Make it make sense!

 

[Mejustme]

It's raining and you need to go and top up the bird sized feeder for "the boys"
You've got your slippers on so trot off to the hall to get your shoes
At the back door put your shoes on and take two steps to the boot room
Change into wellies and off you go
Come back and do it all in reverse, 10 times a day
Could you be bleeping arsed

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Went down a rabbit hole on reclaimed scaffolding, not cheap

You can usually get used scaffolding boards cheap but I doubt it’s used.
I do actually like the room. It’s just stupid to have a boot room white when they are gonna be living on a pound land farm

 

[Kmux]

I didn’t see the story but I can literally hear her saying ‘cute’ exactly by the way you’ve written it

 

[IrishCatlady]

I like the style of the room, alot actually. That's my style in my home. Rustic wooden vibes (apart from my kids bedrooms are whatever they want, bright and bloody tacky, and their play room is a typical kids room. Something Ronnie and Lonnie won't experience)
The candle is just, typical Soph. Unsafe and ridiculous. But I don't get the whole point of a boot room. She'll have to put shoes on inside her house to walk to the boot room to put wellies on? It just makes no sense to me..... There's so many other things that storage room could of served purpose for, but she thinks she's sooo boujee, she's far from.

Exactly the idea is to walk into a boot room , remove shoes and coats etc then walk barefooted or slippers into the next room. She’s clueless

 

[Danielle0120]

Went down a rabbit hole on reclaimed scaffolding, not cheap

you can't get that in b&m, soz sheep xx

 

[Picklelily]

Who puts a bleeping candle in a boot room

The rooms cute but ffs, she just misses the mark every time.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Just added a poll as I forgot!

Please vote even if you voted in the last one!

 

[JoyofLife]

It's raining and you need to go and top up the bird sized feeder for "the boys"
You've got your slippers on so trot off to the hall to get your shoes
At the back door put your shoes on and take two steps to the boot room
Change into wellies and off you go
Come back and do it all in reverse, 10 times a day
Could you be bleeping arsed

I am now crying so hard with laughter that I’m struggling to breathe

 

[stars in your eyes]

Wonder where she got the idea of black/white rustic wood

 

[AllieBee]

Wasn't sure if @Andioooop would be able to do one tonight so I've tried my best View attachment 989531

Cracking job Mingey! And Polly that made me lol

 

[Thatlilone]

It's raining and you need to go and top up the bird sized feeder for "the boys"
You've got your slippers on so trot off to the hall to get your shoes
At the back door put your shoes on and take two steps to the boot room
Change into wellies and off you go
Come back and do it all in reverse, 10 times a day
Could you be bleeping arsed

Shell do one pre record of this then show it on repeat because we all know sofa aint gonna put that effort it