Mrs Hinch #469 Chalk and cheese even if it were true, they both deserve better than you!
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She’s still being a
witch to Ronnie and openly comparing him to Lennie.
She made Christmas cards and wrapping paper with him, but she still took over and she did the cards the wrong way round. Dozy mare.
She took Jamie out on day release to Home Bargains and they stocked up on tonnes of
tit they already have. She bought more cleaning stuff just because it has Christmas themed packaging and re-bought stuff like serving dishes and Christmas Eve boxes again.
The pair of them acted like complete idiots in the shop, with her assuming everyone knew who she was, waving to a lady who just wanted her to shift her arse, and him strutting round like a teenager on community service in his hideous grey babygro.
She did more wrapping of her presents and insists we all wrap stuff in brown parcel paper even though she’s got a gift wrap range out in tessshco.
She appeared on Heart Radio’s twitter feed to give us tips on how to cope at Christmas. They included her telling us she can’t cook a roast Christmas dinner and to buy her book.
She made Ron a “tuft” tray whilst he was at baby ballers, didn’t let him see how to make the magic snow and put her favourite Peter Rabbit toys in it.
Called the kids her little chalk and cheese again and posted more fake troll messages from people about Ron’s speech delay.
She admitted Ron doesn’t speak at all despite previously showing a video of him supposedly saying “there “ repeatedly whilst reading a book with her and telling Vicky Pattison that he wakes Len by singing The Wheels On The Bus as well as numerous other examples,
Then she followed it up with an ad for her Tessshco tat range which now includes fiddly flowers designed by Soph and mummy Fiddle Fingers. Hopefully they’ll sell as well her trees..
Oh and she cleaned her vacuum.