We have faith in youWtaf? Is this on me? I’ve had 3 glasses of wine. duck. Ok ok. Based on my expertise it’ll be the astro installer … no seriously ok I’m looking with fresh eyes.
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We have faith in youWtaf? Is this on me? I’ve had 3 glasses of wine. duck. Ok ok. Based on my expertise it’ll be the astro installer … no seriously ok I’m looking with fresh eyes.
What does this meaaaan?I seriously don't know,but perhaps they should be?
I just poured myself a drinkI need to lie down with a cold compress on my head.
That's not hinchs brotherWhat does this meaaaan?
Im terrible at riddles![]()
SOBBING SIMONWhat I want to be true:
The man is Weeping Al's oldest friend, from Primary School. They were best man at each other's wedding and Al made the ring box in his workshop.
Recently someone has approached our Fanny and said "hey..have you noticed how young Sophie Barker's offspring look a lot like Sobbing Simon*? I don't suppose old Freda the good time girl had her wicked way with him did she?" And our Fanny trotted off to doTattlesthe Lord's work and screenshotted some pictures for us to ponder over. Right before bedtime I may add...
*Name supposed.
BASICALLY FULLY AWAKE NOWWhat I want to be true:
The man is Weeping Al's oldest friend, from Primary School. They were best man at each other's wedding and Al made the ring box in his workshop.
Recently someone has approached our Fanny and said "hey..have you noticed how young Sophie Barker's offspring look a lot like Sobbing Simon*? I don't suppose old Freda the good time girl had her wicked way with him did she?" And our Fanny trotted off to doTattlesthe Lord's work and screenshotted some pictures for us to ponder over. Right before bedtime I may add...
*Name supposed.
Think spelt glamorous wrong & meant gormlessI'm gonna totally change the subject now but did anyone else see that SS won "Glamorous Mum of the Year" ....bet soph is fuuuuuuuming
Maybe if she washed and brushed her hair and didn't wear the same minging chav suit everyday she'd have been in the running too
Oh well she's got her own personalised cluedo![]()
We’re not going to find out. fanny won’t tell us anything.Guys in falling asleep. Please end this before I go to sleep!
“Perhaps they should be” so are they saying that he’s a secret love child?That's not hinchs brother![]()