Mrs Hinch #467 Christmas time, broken toe and whine

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I am flat out preparing for a huge interview tomorrow so I’m not on as much but when I drop in I end up howling with laughter. Thanks everyone xx
 
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I wonder if it’s literally as simple as the new house is ready so everyone is staying at hinchs new place to wake up there christmas morning.
She’s ripped those box ideas off pinterest!
I doubt very much Ron will be let loose on one.
She’ll helicopter round him and won’t let him draw anything!
Imagine
‘We’re stopping at this HUGGGGGE house for Christmas so we are all together as a family, I LOVE ITTT GUYS!! Id love a house and garden like this for myself, so Jamie short for James can cut the grass and Henry can run around so we don’t need to leave the property to walk him! I’d buy Lonnie and Ronnie a tractor as well cause why the bloody hell not!!!! Oh wait, THIS IS MY NEW HOUSE. GOTCHAAAA😂😂 I just want to say thank you to all the hinchers buying my daylight robbery mini Christmas trees and Tesco YAARRRN comfys that completely fall to bleeping bits after one wash, wouldn’t be here without yous! IM FANKOOOO❤
* video of house fades out to a Beyoncé number*
 
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I’ve started to see influencers advertising gifts from joy of clean - it’s their Christmas smells range and the products including flash spray and fairy liquid are all wrapped in a wooden sleigh. Why isn’t Hinch advertising these yet?not that I want her to. But surely she has millions of followers whereas these influencers have far less. We
 
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I think her ‘I haven’t bought any presents’ yet is a lie to make some of her followers feel like she’s the same as them. Maybe they can’t afford it but I doubt she isn’t finished shopping.
 
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Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh 👍
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit 😘
No swears in titles! 🙊

Another quick recap because we won’t shut up.

Soph did a Q&A for her sheep / Tattle where she basically answered all our comments that we make on here. You can read her bullshit in full below, but a quick summary is, she called Ronnie naughty yet again, they’re going away for Christmas and won’t be in Castle Greyskull on the day, but Ronnie will still be getting the huge Doll’s house ( I hope it will fit in Henry’s backpack).
She hides likes to help small businesses and not because her engagement is piss poor compared to Stacey’s.
She’s not perfect...(I know, I know it’s hard to believe)...she has Jamie at home all day...his job didn’t last long did it? she cries a lot and her mum does the adulting for her.
She thinks she works full time. (Stop laughing.)

She went to “work”in London today to have meetings with P&G and Gleam and wanked a sponge off and cleaned a sink.
Then she went out for a boozy Christmas lunch (St Sopha stayed sober) whilst pretending she wanted to be at home putting the boys to bed and claimed she’d had an incredible evening whilst going home at 6pm.

She cried so her mum ironed her a boo hoo dress and it didn’t melt so she wore it and everyone thought it was a top.

She rounded off the day by drawing very child like houses on a box to make her own gift wrap even though she has her own gift wrap range out in Tessshco and showing off Baby Len who was so plastic looking from the filter that he looked like he was the love child of Barbie and Ken.

Elf Update. 🧝‍♂️
Today's Elf story showed that Elfie is a passive aggressive knob just like Soph after he wrapped Jamie’s flip flops up in cling film.

In Tattle news we wrote three albums worth of Christmas No.1’s about Hinch, we had potential major tea spilled about Sophie being turned down for a mortgage by someone who’s friend works for her broker and we got through yet another fred in day!
Wonderful recap. On the days where there is no time to read Instagram, all I need is to read this summary to be 100% more entertained than Sopha’s inane waffling.
 
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Still here people, had the other half’s 40th birthday so been busy!!! No other tea im afraid but i knew the dolls house would make an appearance 🤣🤣🤣 I’ll keep an eye out ☺
 
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Has she deleted her story of where she got the top (dress) from? I can’t see it 🧐

Also agree with a few other posters - big cottage for Christmas with all the family together. Didn’t she say on the radio that the way they were getting to wherever they were going was unusual? So they’ve hired the motorhome again and will be trundling along to the cottage in that.
She mentioned around the peppa pig world time that they’d already rebooked it for later in the year.
Let’s see!
 
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Imagine
‘We’re stopping at this HUGGGGGE house for Christmas so we are all together as a family, I LOVE ITTT GUYS!! Id love a house and garden like this for myself, so Jamie short for James can cut the grass and Henry can run around so we don’t need to leave the property to walk him! I’d buy Lonnie and Ronnie a tractor as well cause why the bloody hell not!!!! Oh wait, THIS IS MY NEW HOUSE. GOTCHAAAA😂😂 I just want to say thank you to all the hinchers buying my daylight robbery mini Christmas trees and Tesco YAARRRN comfys that completely fall to bleeping bits after one wash, wouldn’t be here without yous! IM FANKOOOO❤
* video of house fades out to a Beyoncé number*
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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The Christmas box didn’t look that tit 🙊🙊 it would have been better if she used different colour pens.
 
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Don’t shoot me! I actually like the box, I do think it’s a lot nicer than wrapping paper taking the time to do that… however that being said Sofa doesn’t care about anyone else, so definitely has done it for her own ego when she could of let Ronnie do it!
 
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