Haha sameSettling down with my crunky snacks and healthy weight spaniel for Silent Witness.
Hoping insta stays off aaaalll night
Is it ok if I ask you every 5 mins whats going on?
Im fucked now whatsappās down so no group chat
Mrs Hinch #439 Soph puts the Annoy in tannoy
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Is it ok if I ask you every 5 mins whats going on?
Im fucked now whatsappās down so no group chat
Yes! I need to be busy, having a v bad few days so I canāt just sit and watch, I need to be scrolling at the same time so Iām here for the questionsHaha same
Is it ok if I ask you every 5 mins whats going on?
Im fucked now whatsappās down so no group chat
Probably noticed a loss of salesI've noticed Hinchs Ariel TV ads have finally stopped
Do you think sheāll do another Halloween shoot. I mean what the duck was this all about?
Excellent recap, Bunnykins. Hinch is the gift that keeps on giving!Mrs Hinch #439 Soph puts the āAnnoyā in tannoy
Winning thread title by @mgh727
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
The boring content continues. On Sunday we were treated to Soph trying not to gag on her own cooking, her Tuna Peppers looked harder for her to swallow than Jamie's speciality cheesy balls, all served up in her own Tesshhhco Hinch Heart bowls as an undeclared ad.
She cleaned her kitchen and shhhhhhhined her shhhhink and did more undeclared ads for her Hinch water bottles before the silly mare got over excited about a big banana. Because hehehe it looks like a boy's ādillyā hehehe. You can't blame her though she is married to Inch so sheās easily impressed.
Then she did more of her staged messy house photos to try and be relateable to her sheep, who never seem to clean their houses anyway and just like to buy cleaning products to stuff their cupbaords with them. She pretended Ron had been allowed to play by chucking toys, pens and books about on the floor of the lounge and then unravelled a toilet roll and chucked threw some tealights and a cushion on to the floor of her landing. This was all an undeclared ad for her blank book.
She visited Teshhhco and twatted about on their tannoy system declaring it to be a dream come true with the Gabrielle song Dreams playing over it as the soundtrack. She then announced she NEEDS a tannoy. That can go with the alpaca, boat, motorhome, Stacey's house and cleaning trolley in the list of things she sees and wants immediately.
Itās Monday and it's best bubs birthday so we had a montage of their amazing friendship. All the photos and memories were so famiar because they all only happened about a week ago and they all took place on their Instagram accounts. Tell me your fake friends without telling me your fake friends...
She did another post about being too lazy clean or put her washing away which was just an excuse to do a poll to up her engagement figures for potential advertisers. She ate Pringles noisly with her Gretel witch filter on and then she pretended that we all wanted to know where her Bianca Jackson jacket was from. Is it 1999 Soph? No of course not, it's Tessshhhhco. She said she was marking it as an ad because she works with them but it's not really ad and she doesn't understand ads anyway and it makes her really confused. No it doesn't Ads are what give you the millions you have in the bank, you know just fine how they work. It just doesn't suit you keep telling your sheep that all of your content is only one there because you're a saleswoman paid to sell crap to them.
Then she tried her hand at making some texssshhhhtured jars for her bathroom which were so bleeping hideous that they broke Instagram....
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
She doesn't really need to do anything for Halloween. She's all good to go
Iām now 10 mins behind as my teenager appeared to actually talk to me! Can tell thereās no WhatsAppHaha same
Is it ok if I ask you every 5 mins whats going on?
Im fucked now whatsappās down so no group chat
To be honest, those kinds of comments are likely to bring people here to see what awful things weāve said, so while they look, they can see what we actually say.where has anyone said anything bad about her kids?! Absolute bullshitters who just hate that their queen is not worshiped by everyoneall of us root for Ronnie more then his own mum
SS is a nightmare, you say you like a leaf and theyāre all GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DARE YOU.
Is that her???
Can you not remember her getting the full glam squad round her house to do it. Dead funny
self harm glorification isnāt a Halloween look!!!
Is that a minkeh in her mush?
Some wire wool wouldāve been more convinching
Some wire wool wouldāve been more convinching
It took me a moment to realise that doesnāt mean vagina, like no one wants a stinky minky
I didnāt follow her then. It was only because of SS that I came here. Iāve missed soooo much!
It is! She had a full day of getting ready for it and all it was for was that photo on her grid. I think Gleam told her Halloween was big and to do something and she came up with that rather than what she should have done with the interiors
Ohhhh!! You've missed some corkers, lucky for you she's even more off her nob now so more entertaining
I would love it to come back online with no bots whatās the real number
Itād look like thisImagine if Instagram reboots with all the bots removed
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