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Bunnykins

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Mrs Hinch #439 Soph puts the “Annoy” in tannoy

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The boring content continues. On Sunday we were treated to Soph trying not to gag on her own cooking, her Tuna Peppers looked harder for her to swallow than Jamie's speciality cheesy balls, all served up in her own Tesshhhco Hinch Heart bowls as an undeclared ad.
She cleaned her kitchen and shhhhhhhined her shhhhink and did more undeclared ads for her Hinch water bottles before the silly mare got over excited about a big banana. Because hehehe it looks like a boy's “dilly” hehehe. You can't blame her though she is married to Inch so she’s easily impressed.
Then she did more of her staged messy house photos to try and be relateable to her sheep, who never seem to clean their houses anyway and just like to buy cleaning products to stuff their cupbaords with them. She pretended Ron had been allowed to play by chucking toys, pens and books about on the floor of the lounge and then unravelled a toilet roll and chucked threw some tealights and a cushion on to the floor of her landing. This was all an undeclared ad for her blank book.
She visited Teshhhco and twatted about on their tannoy system declaring it to be a dream come true with the Gabrielle song Dreams playing over it as the soundtrack. She then announced she NEEDS a tannoy. That can go with the alpaca, boat, motorhome, Stacey's house and cleaning trolley in the list of things she sees and wants immediately.
It’s Monday and it's best bubs birthday so we had a montage of their amazing friendship. All the photos and memories were so famiar because they all only happened about a week ago and they all took place on their Instagram accounts. Tell me your fake friends without telling me your fake friends...
She did another post about being too lazy clean or put her washing away which was just an excuse to do a poll to up her engagement figures for potential advertisers. She ate Pringles noisly with her Gretel bitch filter on and then she pretended that we all wanted to know where her Bianca Jackson jacket was from. Is it 1999 Soph? No of course not, it's Tessshhhhco. She said she was marking it as an ad because she works with them but it's not really ad and she doesn't understand ads anyway and it makes her really confused. No it doesn't Ads are what give you the millions you have in the bank, you know just fine how they work. It just doesn't suit you keep telling your sheep that all of your content is only one there because you're a saleswoman paid to sell crap to them.
Then she tried her hand at making some texssshhhhtured jars for her bathroom which were so fucking hideous that they broke Instagram....

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
 

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Bunnykins

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This was the only screen grab I could get before it crashed. Safe to say they looked shiiiiiiite.

Because everything is down and we’re all on Twitter… Here’s some more ‘tattle mob’ bashing. Also missed the jars - something to look forward to when insta is back up and running! View attachment 794436View attachment 794437
The stuff we say about her babie? Lol 😂 illiterate wanker.
Like what? That he’s a gorgeous little boy who deserves better parenting?
 
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Babybail93

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Someone I know has tweeted that Soph was in Chelmsford Teschco 2 hours ago (6pm). She will be furious if tonight was meant to be her big reveal and all the socials have gone down 😂😂😂
 
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MrsD33

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To the person on here that’s slagging our Soph off then on their insta gets a follow off the princess of maldon and post a pic of said follow with the caption ‘Love Sophie - cant believe she’s following me’
#hincharmy # hinch #hinchlove
Pick a side pet!
 
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Spacemonkey1972

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Because everything is down and we’re all on Twitter… Here’s some more ‘tattle mob’ bashing. Also missed the jars - something to look forward to when insta is back up and running! View attachment 794436View attachment 794437
They contradict themselves. “Like or dislike celebrities on your own time on any existing medium”. So we do. Here. On tattle. Away from their feeds. But they say it’s wrong. Which is it love?
 
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HinchesSousChef

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Im not always a Ss fan believe me. She lies and manipulates as much as hinch. But her birth montage was lovely. Her children were all involved in meeting their sibling. Her photos show the emotion she has after giving birth. She’s got the baby on the boob - even if she doesn’t breastfeed whatever - she’s not afraid to show her newborn on her boob. Ahh I don’t know. Maybe im soft. But it sure trumps “a few smarties later”.
 
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Suebigfatsue87

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Because everything is down and we’re all on Twitter… Here’s some more ‘tattle mob’ bashing. Also missed the jars - something to look forward to when insta is back up and running! View attachment 794436View attachment 794437
where has anyone said anything bad about her kids?! Absolute bullshitters who just hate that their queen is not worshiped by everyone 🙄 all of us root for Ronnie more then his own mum
 
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cm1985

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Soph sat with her crayons trying to work out when to have sex so she can have a baby on her birthday too 😂😂😂
 
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MrsD33

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Stacey - “I’ll take your shitty hinch range and raise you a newborn”

Soph - 😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤

Top trolling Stace 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
 
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HinchesSousChef

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Whether you agree with weaning early or not she should be saying it with a disclaimer - eg the guidance is 6 months but we have started early for medical reasons.
or at least a link to the guidance.
She’s INFLUENCING parents to wean early with comments like that. That’s the problem. If parents do it off their own informed reading then so be it. They shouldn’t be INFLUENCED to do it by the likes of her.
 
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