Mrs Hinch #435 Campervan w-anchor

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She claims to be an author after releasing nowt but shite crimped between 2 covering pages, now, after just 24 hours away, she's filming a motorhome expert segment for Top Gear no doubt.
we legit need to list the things she does like this.

flogs a notebook and ghost written life story:author
Stays in a rented motor home for two days: motor home expert, Jeremy clarkson don’t shit yourself hun, but there’s a strong contender here for your job…
Sprays zoflora everywhere: cleaner
Used to do the occasional hair extensions: hairdresser

 
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You may not have had a holiday and hit hard times atm but this is but a temporary blip. You've got a damn sight more going for you than Hunch. She's just a shallow facade no depth to her at all, when this goes tits up she might have a bit of money in the bank but what else does she have? A Britney Spears dad type mother who controls her, a husband (with a small cheesy dick) who treats her like a kid, no qualifications, very little brainpower. What's she going to do when this all fails, when no one is interested in her any more. Don't be envious, she's a greedy grabby useless woman. You're not. Now chin up and all the vest for your interview
 
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Never misses an opportunity to shamelessly advertise her trashy books does she? Takes the boys away on a little holiday but brings her latest book of nothing along and shoe horns it into a photograph! Why would she need to bring a book of lists along for any other reason? Twat!
 
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Did a JusRol collab - Now she's a pastry chef
 
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Are you sure that wasn’t just inch being janine whilst he thought no one was looking
 
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Surprised she didn’t take her book display, sorry coffee table with her in the motor home. She’s mentioned she’s in a motor home right?!
 
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Washes a bib - not only gets the fake stains out but relocates the printed pattern too - Is now the new David Copperfield, performer of miracles and other acts of magic including mind control over brain dead Hinchers.
 
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I haven't been on tattle that long, but know others have mentioned her childhood and I'm not really sure what went on there.

Does Sopha have a psychological disorder, where whatever she does/buys is never enough? Like she's forever trying to fill a void in her life?

I only say this because Mr Sausage grew up in a home where his parents worked 24/7, he basically brought himself up and it was 'presents not presence' whenever he did spend time with them. He always strives for more, although its career/home related, not buying random shit like Sopha.

I however was the opposite - grew up piss poor, no holidays, expensive toys etc, but my parents had all the time in the world for me.

Her constant use of 'you are enough' is almost like she's trying to convince herself more than anyone else.

Sorry if this is too deep/boring. Just genuinely interested
 
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This is what keeps bringing me back to tattle. Yous are such a lovely bunch of nusty pastry trolls supporting each other unlike them horrible poisonous hincher freaks.
 
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Blimey between the Hinch’s motor home, the Ingham’s “converted DPD van” and the Katie Price threads, I’m getting sweet FA done today!
 
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I think any child that sets fire to the spare bedroom then runs over to the neighbours to leave their family to potentially burn has serious psychological problems
 
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I’m sure many of us would love to bugger off for £2K break in a campervan but most of us live in the real f***ing world Sophie and can’t just do it as you do stupidly suggest. We work - actual work and don’t get paid millions for doing sweet FA.
 
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I never wish ill on anyone but I can wait for the day Jimbobnojob has to go crawling back to work because minky, zoflo & Sophas fanny have all dried up
 
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I think it’s really weird that a camper van company in Scotland are using pictures of Rennie and Lonnie to advertise their company and camper vans.
If this is the company they’ve got their freebie, then she’s obviously given permission but if not to have your young kids shown like that to advertise is disgusting
 
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I think any child that sets fire to the spare bedroom then runs over to the neighbours to leave their family to potentially burn has serious psychological problems
Wait she did what? Why have I never heard of this before?
 
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I'm not meaning to sound bitchy but every story of Ron he just looks not developed as a 2 year old boy?! It's almost like he's a baby still?!
 
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