Her version of the truth has more twists in it than Orla’s trunk.
1. You didn’t fall into cleaning - you deliberately set out to sell your soul (and that of your sons sadly) to P&G and Gleam. And STOP USING THAT STUPID WINKY EMOJI YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND
2. That knock off Tesco tat can be bought much cheaper at those other shops you used to promote constantly. Keeping those “bargs” quiet aren’t you?
3. Living on a tight budget is not helicopter proposals or engagement moons in the Seychelles or having a house with a room for your dog to sleep in. It’s deciding whether to eat or heat your house for your children, dealing with black mould and damp rooms. Spoilt child, spoilt adult.
Hinch, you have no idea about real life but karma will get you one day because you have got too greedy and appreciate nothing that has been handed to you on a plate.