Mrs Hinch #419 - Here a brow, there a brow swipe up to get a wow brow
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The Hinches are home sweet home! After returning from their expensive mini break, Jamie Brent decided to tell us all he paid for it in full due to the hospitality industry suffering during the pandemic, and there was us thinking he’d not noticed there was one!
This amazing act of altruism was clearly to stop anyone asking how two lazy knobs who are famous for cleaning a sink can afford upwards of £3500 on a two day break to visit some sheep in a field and eat mugshots or indeed why anyone would gift the over privileged pricks anything.
Just like the artyfishhhhal grass they WANTED to pay! We await Soph coming on, head wobbling, to tell people they can see her bank statement if they want.
Jamie then uploaded a video of the family altogether walking back from the park where they’d been since they returned home. Apparently.
Ronnie appears to have yet another hair style and was sporting very blond tips to his hair, they’re determined to get him in to a 90s boyband, and Soph was more dressed up than she was on her luxury break having finally removed her VS trackie.
Soph was back on her reels on Thursday night because her inbox was over flowing guysssshhhh. The circus must be in town because everyone wants to know how get Soph’s bespoke stick on brows! Not content with having her eyebrows micro bladed on to her forehead she needs to put eyebrow transfers from eBay over the top and then fill them in with Dip Brow over the top of those. It’s certainly an interesting regime and one that Soph thinks is in need of a tutorial for us all to follow. Sporting a filter that made her look half blow up doll, half tweenie, Soph proceeded to show us how to she achieves her distinctive look. The highlight of the reel was at the end when Soph demonstrated how to remove the brows by using sticky tape to rip them off! Looking like a rather odd alien with her bright red and bald eyebrows the reel then took a bizarre turn as her face contorted in to her bitchiest Gretel expression and she looked ready to headbutt the camera before the video ended. All the best Soph!
We needn’t have worried though as there was yet another switch of personality for her next story and she was back to sweet ickle Soph with a collection of sycophantic slobberings from her fans alongside a photo of her cuddling a sheep. She’s got to be trolling them.
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The night wasn’t over though, there was just time for Jamie to post another of his weird videos were they’re pretending Sophie doesn’t know he’s filming her. This time we were treated to a moody black and white video of her stroking Hen and Len as if they were both dogs. After barely a few hours of sleep he was up early with a video of her stroking Ron like a dog whilst he scribbled on her windows with pens. The whole thing was clearly set up to show him with a spray bottle and cloff to clean it off, got to keep it on brand guysssh! They don’t know where he gets it from. Could it be the intense training with cleaning based activities you give him before rehearsing him and filming him several times until he gets it just right?
Then there was more of the usual guff, undeclared ads for her Tesshhhco tat and their tedious podcast, plus the sticky tape made yet another appearance (that’s got to be an ad too) this time to clean “Ronnie’s” stickers off the bin compete with another undeclared ad for her Flash Spray. (We know it was you who stuck them there Soph, you might as well have covered it in your eyebrows for how obvious it was.)
Just when you breathed a sigh of relief and thought Jamie had gone, he was back with a pointless video of a giggling Len being poked by Mummazzz perfectly timed to try to balance out all the sneaky ads...
“Mama, *poke* mama, *poke* mama, *poke* talk to mum, *poke* mama, *poke* mama” (Talk to mum? He’s not even three months yet? Wrong kid Soph)
“love ‘is ‘art” muttered Jamie Dickhead Van Dyke.
Off camera the couple continued
“Dya fink they’ve forgotten about all the ads we’ve done today to pay for the expensive holibobs now babes?”
“Yeah bubs definitely, sheep have really short memories they’re like fish. they’re really dumb”
“Like Flip and Flop?”
“Who?”
And finally Soph’s provided the bank statement ...
Hotel Stay £15000
Sheep Walking £150
Mugshots £45567
Posh Crisps £45678888
eBay Eyebrows £78876554678
Victoria’s Secret Tracksuits £56774
New Handbag to Store Jamie’s Balls £4000
Jus’Roll And Turmeric £67889
Educational And Fun Toys For Ronnie £0
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
almost in a "Hand that rocked the cradle" way?
