Mrs Hinch #406 Hinch really is a silly mummy, fancy “forgetting” Ron had a dummy

[Danielle0120]

I can’t hear/understand what she says

Here it is guyyyyzzzz I hope you love it too ehhehehehehe

I think. Fucking embarrassing

 

[Howdy]

I’ve got a neighbor who rarely speaks to me, but when she does, her opening lines are always, ‘I’m not being bossy’ or ‘I’m not being rude’ and every time, she is!

It's like "with all due respect..."

 

[BeeHappy]

Mrs Hinch #406 - Hinch really is a silly mummy, fancy “forgetting” Ron had a dummy

Winning thread title by moi, thanks guysss my heart is grinning.

Recap

Jamie posted a video of his free musketeers ‘avin a warrrk.
This consisted of the oaf yelling Maaaaaaanzzzzz at little Ronnie who was on a buggy board of the pram that Sophie was struggling to push. Sophie was wearing her showbiz sunnies even though it was gloomy so the paps couldn’t see her.

Back at Castle Greyskull and Jamie wasn’t done with his updates for us so we were treated to a photo of Ron in his England kit (dad Is determined he’ll like footie) and a video of Henry with his knob out and a fuck off Inch expression on his face.

He then uploaded a staged video of Sophie looking massively pissed off - though pensive and sad was probably what she was going for - sat in the gazeeeeebo from Ron’s party scrolling on her phone. We were supposed to believe she didn’t know he was filming her. This is a trick pulled out by Hinch and Inch when they’re after sympathy.

Gushing sheep flocked to say how much they miss Soph, her voice, everything! And Jamie continued to try and flog their crap podcast. It’s dead mate. Over. Gone.

As if by magic Little Lennie rewarded his mummazzzz with a perfectly timed “first smile” which was posted on her grid at 7pm on Thursday - prime engagement time, you learned fast little Len.
Sophie took to the comments to coo over her sheep and tell them how much she misses them and how hard it is looking after two kids - with only a stay at home bitch / husband and Freda Fiddle Fingers on 24 hour call . She also claimed she smiles and cries every day.

She then posted a video of Ronnie who has in her words “decided to be a baby again” the little fella was rolling about on Len’s changing mat with a dummy in his mouth squealing. “He has never had a dummy before!” proclaimed Hinch despite the fact there’s been videos of him with one and there’s a photo of him with a dummy in his mouth on her grid.
Sophie doesn’t find the fact her toddler is clearly craving her attention an issue though, no she just cackles in his face as usual.

She rounded off Thursday evening with a schmaltzy quote about how great her sheep are / she is and a huge close up of Lennie hazzzz foooooootzzzzz.

On Friday Sophie’s BFF Stacey Solomon and her fiancé Joe Swash announced their baby is a little girl.
Hinch of course made the announcement all about herself, she was crying, but her heart was smiling!
She already has plans for the unborn child declaring Lennie & Princess Pickle will be a new double act like #RonAndrex.

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

@Bunnykins you are Queen of the recaps!

 

[Hilopicklelo]

How aren't her sheep watching her kissing hennerz like this.. Surely even they all think what the fuck

Maybe they're keeping it for THEIR private collection

 

[Fleekon1]

Is anyone on TikTok follow Stacey Parr?
You have not seen manic, lunatic until you have watched her!!

I created a thread for her because she without a doubt deserves her own haha!
If you haven't watched her videos and lives, you need too! Its weirdly addictive and fascinating!

 

[DuckDuck]

what planet are these people on ?




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Fuck me .. almost like she's flicking the bean! How creepy

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

You’ve given her an idea for her next Tesco Homeware ranch - a greige dilly dipper

Omg hahahaha that's killed me again today on here! If that's in her next range we know she's been reading here!!!
Dilly dipper. Hahahahahaha. This is why I love Tattle, the banter in just next level!

 

[Danielle0120]

No, its a completely different name and picture because its my little eye spy account haha!


Its made with a totally different email haha

HA! She has too much time on her hands, whatever you said is obviously the truth and it's really got to her. She's a sad woman

 

[Bogwoppit]

She is going to need the fire brigade at this rate to peel her off that sofa & that pic on inches Instagram has made me so sad, she has fat twat henners on one side, Lonnie on the other & poor Ronnie just sat in the corner she really a nasty bitch!

 

[9Pine]

I think she will be raging about SS having a girl.
Not because she would like a little girl because like others have said she is far too jealous and couldn't stand not being jaymeee's number 1 girl, but because it's just something else that SS has that she hasn't.

More so that she’d have had more interesting content that what she did with Lonnie, copying Rennie’s nursery in just about every single detail.

 

[IrishCatlady]

She posted a picture a couple of months ago purportedly of a visit to a "park", but it actually was in the garden of a £3.2million house for sale in maldon, identified from the agent's aerial pictures and had identical hedging, trees and steps with stone pineapple finials.

As the saying goes A fool and his money are soon parted. A purchase of that amount wouldn’t be a wise move

Anyone know if that house is now sold?

If it’s the one at 3.2 million it’s still for sale

 

[Barkin Mad]

I’m sure Ronnie had a Sensory box well a Chest she got given after emailing home bargains for 1, it had a load of shitty gifted items in plus his own mini minkehhhh

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

that’s basically her account now!!

Thread suggestion when we are over 40 pages!

 

[Olivemaks]

Just stink Len in the sink. Your back will thank me later Sopha.

I'm beginning to wonder if my kids were neglected. I didn't have half the shit she has.

I'm surprised she hasn't bought a drone yet!

 

[Justanorthernlass]

I mean probs late to the party but does anyone watch Vicky Patterson (g.shore) story's? Promoting mrshinch new scent... opens the box and hinch has recorded messages... wtf!

 

[fannysjohnny]

Wh

Dead! Flashbacks to Janet Street Porter‘s brilliant intro and quip

At did she say? Read a page and fell asleep?

 

[SithLord]

I’m no good at altering, anyone have The Force

I've got photoshop, I genuinely might have a go at transforming the pair of them later when the kids are in bed am I sad?! Lmao

 

[msmarple]

She really does not realise how lucky she is with the supports and resources she has to hand. Hubbie at home, parents around the corner, makes my blood boil that she is moaning. I had none of these supports as I am sure many others didn’t either but we all get on with it! She is not at all natural with the kids, it’s so staged and robotic, that post with the bath I got the impression she was pi22ed off with Jammy. And as for that witches finger

 

[Hamdiddly]

What exactly is the waiting area for? Is it where she makes Vestlife wait before he is allowed to mount her through a sheet with a hole cut in it?

Yes. She can't very well ready herself with Yahoo hanky sniffs in front of him, can she. Hope that helps x

 

[LT2201]

we know she said she hoped to have kids “to connect to more of her fans” so probably her agents said it would be good for her brand.

Shit, did she actually say that???