Mrs Hinch #406 Hinch really is a silly mummy, fancy “forgetting” Ron had a dummy

[Poppysmimi]

That’s weird. She is definitely spending more time on tattle than we are loser. I think someone needs to surgically remove her from that bogging couch

She needs surgically removing from Freda

 

[ricemittens]

Sorry if this has already been saif but excushhhhh me why I poke and prod my shhhhon whilst holding him at a ridiculous angle all for the gram guysh!

I don’t have kids but should 2 month old babies be held like that?

 

[Islandhoppin]

Hinch’s stories were stomach churningly cringeful. Where was Ronnie when the ritual bathing of the Lion King was happening? (Could have missed it due to a lot of fast forwarding). I don’t relate to this big bathing production with both parents on hand for the second child (unless you’re bathing them both maybe). If my husband was around, we’d take off one child each or I’d have a much needed break from baby duties. Then again, neither of us much enjoyed the baby years so we’re probably not role models in that department!

And the lounge set up was ludicrously OTT. Their relationship dynamic is weird but I can’t quite put my finger on why. He seems quite into her but somehow it doesn’t seem reciprocated. I hold him equally responsible for selling his kids’ privacy but he seems a hands on parent and attentive husband yet she never looks that happy with him.

Pure speculation, but perhaps in the deep dark depths of the stationery cupboard she though he would be useful for advancing her career and/or giving her the materialistic lifestyle Freda Fiddle Fingers she craved so much. Now she is “successful” in her own right and she thinks she can do better?

Nah, I am sure they love each other deeply and are defo couple goals He is irritating in many ways but that is definitely a gilded cage he is living in.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Is that she shitty way of saying she's struggling? Fuck off you ungrateful dick...

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

He was allowed paints once - well I say he was allowed but of course the whole experience was totally orchestrated and choreographed by Grinch! She had paints and paper and clingfilm and she barely let Ronnie's hands anywhere near them, preferring to do all the painting herself so there was no risk of any mess! I think the whole thing would have lasted 10 minutes tops!

I remember that @AC55 ! She was so proud of his efforts. Didn't she then put it in his bedroom or something, never to be seen again? Poor boy.

 

[IrishCatlady]

I am sure in the Kids alternative WhatsApp group (that we all know definitely exists) they vocalise how sick they are of those wedding photos too I imagine she is the worst kind of friend, high maintenance and always seeking reassurance

And never happy with what she's got

 

[9Pine]

Urgh, Jamie's stories. The desperation to keep themselves in the spotlight is just blurgh. They need to just accept that they're boring and move on and maybe actually start enjoying their kids. When I joined tattle I'd only read and post about Hinch, now I barely come on here I've branched out to other zelebs

KHM by any chance?

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Jamie looks photoshopped into that picture straight off a promo shoot for strictly come dancing, wonder if he’s tried to get on there yet what a ludicrous outfit for a bloody gender reveal just wear shorts and a vest jeans and a t shirt

And a gender reveal for 2, for that matter!

 

[MrSoHmYgOsH]

Who the fuck does she think she is

 

[Islandhoppin]

So what time do you think she will re-post Stacey’s story with some sickly comment about her “best Bubs”? Tricky one to schedule with the football tonight

 

[Ellie80]

Soooo have I got this right?

They fill the amazing collapsable bath up in the kitchen, carry it through the kitchen, down the passage, through the dining room and into the front room.

Bath Lonnie.

Then carry the full bath through the front room, through the dining room, down the passage, into the kitchen and empty the water out.

Then carry the empty bath back through the kitchen, down the passage, through the dining room back into the front room and store the wet sponge thing in the collapsable bath ready for the next bath time

But Lonnie has an en suite in his nursery

Omg I thought the exact same why wouldn't you use your new change table in his room it would be so much easier

 

[MrsDon1]

Well said @AC55

All her boys probably have scars from her poking them with her witchy finger.

 

[LT2201]

I weaned mine with curry

It's on the menu this week. Nappies will be wild

 

[Bunnykins]

Shit, did she actually say that???

Yep, someone posted it on here a few threads back in an interview she’d done.
Gobsmacking isn’t it?!

 

[springheeledyeti]

I hope his dad gives him the genuine, unprompted affection without a camera present that toddlers and little ones need.

I get the impression he does from the little interactions we see, I really hope so.

 

[Needacuppa]

I am sure in the Kids alternative WhatsApp group (that we all know definitely exists) they vocalise how sick they are of those wedding photos too I imagine she is the worst kind of friend, high maintenance and always seeking reassurance

And copying everything you do... Keep an eye on your fellas kinda copying

 

[Sausage90]

Would Grinch even get a mortgage on a £3.2million house when she doesn't have a guaranteed income and Jamie is chronically unemployed?

 

[ifimhonest]

Are they real people messaging though? Or are they made up messages with the sole purpose of advertising at the heart of the posts? Hmmmm

That is a fair point, you are spot on!! X

 

[Danielle0120]

That was gifted when her house was extended when Ronnie was born, so its only 2yrs old, but thats what she gets spraying shit all over it rather than clean it.
Not once has she ever shown anyone how to clean a sofa, because clearly she doesn't.

I've got kids and a big dog who we allow on the sofa and mine doesn't look anything like that because we take care of it.
I suppose when you've invested money you've actually had to earn from getting off your arse everyday, you have more motivation to look after your possessions

This.

I wouldn't fancy sitting on that sofa - chances are you'd end up either smelling like stinky dog or stinky Sophie

I'd probably get a mixture of nits and fleas.. Dirteeehhhhhhhhhh

 

[rosalierae]

I can't believe poor Ron pushed out again. Henry gets prime spot asusual.

Tbf he probably doesn’t want to be near his maniac mum

 

[CheshireCat19]

I bet that does exist.

“What did she give you?”
“Half a bottle of Harpic!”
“Cheeky bitch!”

Pahaha how can we infiltrate the kids this is a new must.