Mark my words once she gets that new house and they all settle in there will be a series on Itvbe ‘at home with the Hinchliffes’. She’s already got the name ringing in her head.. she’s already thought of it. She’s Blatantly brainstormed it and mood boarded it already somewhere.She has to throw in that ‘question’ every couple of months to seem like she’s in demand .. and always answers with the same shit about ‘not ready yet, not in my comfort zone’ bla bla bla. Goggle box will be perfect. They’ll gift her a new sofa to sit on. Watch TV, Laugh and giggle, eat crunky snacks and a fat dog on the other side of the sofa.. perfect for her and Jaymei. And no one asked that question about reality TV show. You asked yourself.
She should have got Colins wife instead. It would have been a perfect fit. Ronnie, Lonnie & Connie.Anyone else despair at the amount of cake that gets wasted in that house or is it just me? She alwaysgets gifted.buys an extravagant oversized cake to show off on the Gram, thin slices all round and then the rest in the bin so she’s not tempted.
You don’t get that problem with a trusty Colin the Caterpillar cake
New conspiracy ma looks more post partum than skinny Minnie.Ol’ freda fiddle fingers is a different kind of swinger, note the dramatic bend in hopes of catching Janines eye. If you nose you noseView attachment 633110
It's all been done before,it was called Keeping upProblem with a reality show is the rest of her sheep would clock on how utterly boring her life actually is. Also you'd need to have an actual personality to be a TV personality which her and Inch are seriously lacking (or his Reality TV star career would have taken off when he tried it years ago).
I stand by your theory, always willIt just still doesn’t add up does it
Those cushions were advertised on this morning on Friday. That photo isn’t a coincidence!! Hidden #ADView attachment 636932
Book on the bed?! That house is like a film set/hinch shrine
Right Fanny, once we know the location, you better pack your bags hunnay because we are going ‘glamping’. Don’t worry about bringing a disguise, i’ve sorted it 🪖Osea and Mill Beach have beautiful lodges too.
You could pay up to £300,000-madness as you never get to own the actual plot.