She’s a sandwich short of a picnic for sure.I'm literally your biggest fan you witty little bastard, can I have your autograph xx
Jamie wasn't allowed there yet she put photos of them both smiling strapped to a monitor.How does she forget her own lies? She lies out her bumhole. She really does have a real problem with lying that she needs genuine help with - it's not normal behaviour.
Mrs Hinch #404 Jaymae’s doing the cleaning while Sopha’s doing the screaming
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Oh god yes! Particularly when she does a creepy little giggle.She annoys me when she puts music over her videos but you can still hear the video
His bleeping gimpy waistcoat what a
end !!!
Might not wanna, we all know jaymeis history of sticking things in other peoples women.. (cough office affair with soph)
Collin would be livid seeing the state of his wife at the end of the night
Connie caterpillar drizzled with elmlea double cream
I’ve screen recorded that story where Inch was grinning into the camera next to the monitor and she was showcasing the Smarties with that bleeping smug look on her face she is so fond of. Just in case it disappears from her highlights…
She is finding it tough because she spent many months decorating a nursery and buying eBay tat for a baby. Not once did she seem to connect that to the fact she was actually having a baby herself. Another human being to keep alive. Now baby is here and Jamie is having to look after Ronnie and she is struggling with the fact she actually has to look after a child of hers for a change!
Must have hit her like a tonne of bricks. I said that would happen!
Must have hit her like a tonne of bricks. I said that would happen!
Thought he wasn’t in the room though?!
maaaaannnn the lies she tells is ridiculous!
maaaaannnn the lies she tells is ridiculous!
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She just annoys me.She annoys me when she puts music over her videos but you can still hear the video
Oh no, her last couple of grid posts have been a bit of a flop relative to her number of fake followers, huh?
Everyone's opinion on it is different and that's totally fine. I however kissed my babies and I will again if I'm blessed enough to have baby number 4 in the future.
Brilliant isn't it? She'll be sat clawing her neck everyday figuring out how she can make it somewhat believable to her sheep when she does a story about her labour (even tho she said everything the other day so don't see whyyyyy she has to do another story. Fuk all else to do I guess)
yeah that’s fair enough! But do consider or at least read about the cold sore thing, it’s a real issue. I get them, and my son caught it off me age 4, I had a newborn at the time and the doctor kept repeating to me do not let him near his sister or kiss her in anyway. Feel like I’m on mumsnet now
but I’m paranoid about it especially with how the doctor reacted.
Jaymei the slut leaving the office after a quickie with Soph to fiddle with Freda with creamy Connie on his mindMight not wanna, we all know jaymeis history of sticking things in other peoples women.. (cough office affair with soph)
Collin would be livid seeing the state of his wife at the end of the night
Ahhahahahaaa defo thought he was Mr Big bollocks getting his willy out near the paper stash
Now he's just someones witch with a worn in crusty photo of mad ma hidden in the garage near his "weights"
Omgggg
Jaymei the Shlaaaaggg. Janine the Jezebel skipping off for an Aperol spritz, deffo exceeded his kpi’s. Monday morning in the kitchen ‘neva gess wot lads? I shagged sofie, GET INNNN 
’ Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies….tell me lieeeessssss tell me tell me lies
All that comes to into my head
Is that why Jimbo is taking a career break? Is he not trusted in the office without old Grinchy? Never knew about their office fling!
It's a corker of a story, little miss so innocent over there my bleeping tittys, he's just a dirtehhhh bloke - but the main reason is.. He's just TOOOOOO famous to work in a normal setting and Sophie simply can't be left with her own children for longer than 30 seconds.
Didn’t she phone him when he was at his leaving do to tell him she was in labour
(she wasn’t)
Forgive me huns for I have sinned and bought a shark
I was not impressed the last 2 days, been using it on the laminate since my hetty is much better at cleaning
but then today I used it on the carpet and the filth it pulled up
. I didn’t pre hoover like other huns do. And my god is it a work out pushing that thing accross carpet
ps I have wondered if it isn’t dust but the carpet underlay it’s sucking up
I was not impressed the last 2 days, been using it on the laminate since my hetty is much better at cleaning
but then today I used it on the carpet and the filth it pulled up
. I didn’t pre hoover like other huns do. And my god is it a work out pushing that thing accross carpetps I have wondered if it isn’t dust but the carpet underlay it’s sucking up
Wouldn't surprise me if she did the the little scallywag.. She can happily gallivant to her mates garden party heavily pregnant all night but he's not allowed down the pub for a beer. It's not that he doesn't wanna, it's cos he's not allowed. His mates must absolutely rip him to death..... I reckon they're dead unhappy but they can't split cos there contractedDidn’t she phone him when he was at his leaving do to tell him she was in labour
He probably scrolls through tattle every night when she's asleep thinking haha you're right, yep you're bang on you, yep she IS a bleep, yes I fancy Freda, 10/10 tattlers
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