She probably ordered a grazing table. Lazy woman. Oh I wonder what the theme is this year? Hahah what will his birthday board say this time?Lonaldo loves a head tickle? That's all she ever does with her kids! She strokes them in exactly the same way that she does with Lardcliffe! Ronnie looks really happy though and that's lovely to see even though she totally over exposes him and Lonaldo on Social Media.
Soph, you haven't forgotten it's Ronnie's birthday in 6 days time have you? Thought you'd have had the sandwiches made and the Wotsits shoved into cellophane wrappers by now! Or are you getting professional caterers in this time because you're permanently stuck on the couch with Lonaldo the Great?
Atv !
“loves waygu beef, Burnley FC & being ignored’
Apparently Ronnie loved Birdseye burgers last year yet all we saw him eat were fractions of cucumber tomatoes and lashings of turmeric in eggs plus soggy snotty pastry. But that’s another story.