She probably ordered a grazing table. Lazy woman. Oh I wonder what the theme is this year? Hahah what will his birthday board say this time?
I’m glad to see someone else thought the sameSorry if it’s been said:
It looks like Inch is having a tug on the chair behind Fatsomes on her story
She will just recycle the leftovers from Father’s DayShe probably ordered a grazing table. Lazy woman. Oh I wonder what the theme is this year? Hahah what will his birthday board say this time?
“loves waygu beef, Burnley FC & being ignored’
Apparently Ronnie loved Birdseye burgers last year yet all we saw him eat were fractions of cucumber tomatoes and lashings of turmeric in eggs plus soggy snotty pastry. But that’s another story.
Brace yourselves for over the top this year! I predict wooden or biskshit personalised “dad of boys” tit & a box at Arsenal 
She’s definitely been planning his party behind the scenes. She’s gonna act like she threw the party together in like day but really she’s been planning it for months. Didn’t she mention to Stacey that she can’t wait to see her next week obviously for Ronnie’s party.
Excessive licking can be a sing of anxiety, boredom or pain. You can see Henry excessively his licks from time to time in past videos
Your profile picture though? Is it edited or has she actually pulled that face...I'm done
I actually think it’s so funny all this crappy tat she buys and the huns all copy her but she either chucks it away or stores it in her lock up and they are stuck with these pointless pieces of tat in their boring grey houses 
Oh actually she didn’t quote it did she! I think editing out the authors name is a control thing - it doesn’t sit well having someone else’s creative flair in her narrative. Feel quite strongly that we shouldn’t judge too much generally here. Self-care and motivation can be severely lacking in depression etc and even with hinch, if she needed to stay glued to the couch because mentally she wasn’t in a good place that’s fine, as long as the support is there. But authenticity is to me what’s relatable. I just hope (but have doubts) that everything is authentic with her. Like others have said it’s not a competition, we all have different parenthood story’s and I think compassion is important for everyone’s struggle or indeed non-struggle when it comes to motherhood. Someone could have 5 people around to help and still be really struggling, likewise a lone parent could absolutely ace it with no physical help/suppport at all. We are all different, cope differently but just being honest I think is relatable. For me motherhood is not linear, some days are euphoric, some days you just want to run away! The ups and down of life. Totally agree but as someone said yesterday, when she posted the festering sofa story she was actually walking with both kids and Ma Barker along the promenade. Authentic my arse aka Jim RoyaleThat quote, well novel more like that she chose to quote
Back to dressing gowns and sofas
She actually pulled this face!Excessive licking can be a sing of anxiety, boredom or pain. You can see Henry excessively his licks from time to time in past videos
Your profile picture though? Is it edited or has she actually pulled that face...I'm done
And Lonaldo...classic
She leaves herself wide open to ridicule and deserves it all! Will the extended restrictions not mean SS can’t come to the party? Or only ma barkers household?
Hmmm well that’s a bit fishy! Oh yes, I do question everything because of earlier shenanigans. I really don’t think anything feels natural with her. A shame as I can see she has a lot of old supporters over here. What happened, interested to know what changed things. The money?Totally agree but as someone said yesterday, when she posted the festering sofa story she was actually walking with both kids and Ma Barker along the promenade. Authentic my arse aka Jim Royale
Here you are Hinch. Feel free to call the experts at Purina “trolls”….
SlapperMe and my mum were in tescos earlier and was looking at the clothes and she spotted something that was in hinchs range I think it was the crossover green pj set and my mum said how nice it was and I said that’s the cleaning woman’s range and she put it back and said I’m not lining that slappers pockets
Well Zoph nice to see you playing favourites again. Also see you still need to arrange your surgery to remove lenor for you. Do you ever put the child down to give rondongdingdong a cuddle? Nope. New toy gets the love and just to shut up us nusty trolllzzz you take a forced and very obviously posed picture of him standing as far away from you as possible. Oh and you can deny reading here but literally a page or two earlier, someone asked where lardsomes is, and lo and behold, we get to see him. What would you do without us providing your content for you? Maybe we should stop asking to see stuff and see what you manage to think of. But be careful, wouldn't want your last Braincell that hasn't been killed of by zoflora fumes to get tired
You can get doggy ucr cream, its just frozen goats milk. My two love it.
Have I been on here too much or does it actually look like ‘Lonnie?!’
bit like on only fools and horses, Rodneys bracelet engraved with ‘Rooney’ 
I think she was expecting freebies, sorry #gifted, like she had with Ronnieblesshim & it must be killing her pig that Lenny Henry ain’t bringing in the likes or cash!
Ronnie who?
I think if it’s outside you can have up to 30 people. Obviously she will have more and I’m sure they will be coming in and out of the house (as it’s set to rain from Wednesday onwards) but she will make it seems like she’s following the rules.
