They heard Ma Barker was on her way
Mrs Hinch #399 Threads are slowing down as new cleaning sensation takes her crown
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I’ve never known a Hinch thread to move so slowly. People really are becoming bored of her! 
She’s literally just sitting there waiting to breastfeed all day I think, whilst freda comes round with the odd tranquilliser dart and sopha makes demands from the settee “jay may get me my jug of spaghetti hoops I can’t move I’m breast feedin len. Jay May get me a commode I can’t move I’m breast feeding len. Jay May take the second born Rrrrronniemanzhansnomshadtuftzandfutz out so I can brrrrreast feed len”
Latest person she’s followed says she’s an ambassador for mental health
I read that in Grinch's voice the first time. But when I read it a second, it was Waynetta Slob
I just saw this in MHMMDI, the comments are comedy gold, “thrush incoming”
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The gift that keeps on giving.
Surely just peg your washing on the line? It's pretty straight forward, no?
cc2 - cash cow 2I’m new here.. can someone please tell me what CC2 means, why Jamie is referred to as inch and why her mum is Ma Barker!
Inch - jaymehhh and his small penis
Ma Barker - Sophie’s mum AKA freda yahoo
WOW
First trip out with Ronnie and Lonnie according to her story yet less than an hour later on my stories came Ronnie in the soft play. Facts straight Sopha, facts straight 
A first trip is when you all leave together and go to the same place!
A first trip is when you all leave together and go to the same place!Maybe she had to sit in the car to avoid getting mobbed by all her adoring fans.First trip out with Ronnie and Lonnie according to her story yet less than an hour later on my stories came Ronnie in the soft play. Facts straight Sopha, facts straight
You should bottle that stuff up, don’t want it running out when
Check out the wiki (pink button at the top) - happy reading and welcome @liv1234&I’m new here.. can someone please tell me what CC2 means, why Jamie is referred to as inch and why her mum is Ma Barker!
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Janine, Inch , Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie (as he always seems to wear vests and Janine because he dressed up as a woman on a TV prog)
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Nigel - someone who works at the ASA.
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Mrs Hinch what are you good for?
Absolutely nothing!!
Best Mummaz
Cleaning
Cooking
Fish people
Tree people
Cauliflower cupcake monstrosity
Filtering your face to fuckery
Time is running out.. Tick tock
Absolutely nothing!!
Best Mummaz
Cleaning
Cooking
Fish people
Tree people
Cauliflower cupcake monstrosity
Filtering your face to fuckery
Time is running out.. Tick tock
Growing tomatoesMrs Hinch what are you good for?
Absolutely nothing!!
Best Mummaz
Cleaning
Cooking
Fish people
Tree people
Cauliflower cupcake monstrosity
Filtering your face to fuckery
Time is running out.. Tick tock
Learning Spanish
Nailing “I’m thank you”
@HinchesSousChef I thought I was just on to something when I realised there was no sign of his cord and the fact his nappy is over his bellybutton, instead of folded below it.
Then Googled that it can fall off in 7-21 days so it wouldn’t be crazy for it to be off now.
Still...
Then Googled that it can fall off in 7-21 days so it wouldn’t be crazy for it to be off now.
Still...
This showed up was I wrong to lol
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Shhhhhhh our zoph is not "plant people" that is why.Stacey Solomon showing her jumanji greenhouse & all soph could show was a tesco tomato
Inch = well i guess his thingyyy is an inch long (his original nose wasn't though)I’m new here.. can someone please tell me what CC2 means, why Jamie is referred to as inch and why her mum is Ma Barker!
Cc2 = cash cow 2 aka lenor if maldon.
Because her mum fredayahoo is Freda Baker
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The gift that keeps on giving.
Surely just peg your washing on the line? It's pretty straight forward, no?
what tips are they looking for it’s a fooking washing line- Status