I always say to my children and grandchildren ‘you need both arms to make a proper hug or cuddle’
Not some halfhearted attempt 
Mrs Hinch #391 FredaYahoo is on the gram, covid rules? They don’t give a damn!
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Not some halfhearted attempt 
I hope this never ending pregnancy is over with by the time she comes back.....
I follow a lovely lass from Scotland, on last nights stories she was saying her mum got influenced to buy the tattoo eyebrows from MH and didn't like them so gave then to her.
She put them on and the water from the sponge dripped down her arm and left big red marks like burns
Shes saying don't listen to hinch there shite
poor lassy
She put them on and the water from the sponge dripped down her arm and left big red marks like burns
Shes saying don't listen to hinch there shite
poor lassy 
Had a look at this Binky lady’s insta - after seeing her share her 36 week scan - it came up on the Daily Fail side bar of shame.
Well worlds apart in terms of sharing your pregnancy isn’t it. Worlds apart. Also that to me is what a 36 week scan looks like. God knows what Hinch was showing us the other week.
Well worlds apart in terms of sharing your pregnancy isn’t it. Worlds apart. Also that to me is what a 36 week scan looks like. God knows what Hinch was showing us the other week.
I love my dog but he is my dog
Never ever have I called him my son 🥱
You’re not only one!! Ear worm!I’ve just returned to this thread and finally worked out why I’ve had ‘lavender blue, dilly dilly, lavender green...’ in my head since last night!
Having a few days off the gram but will be on here. Can’t just put her phone away.
Ive never understood this need to brag about n pain relief although she clearly doesn’t realise she did have pain reliefShe dropped a bollock on 1st pregnancy as she said she didn't have any pain relief then showed a picture of her getting high on the gas and air
2nd pregnancy - guyz I had a c section and its fine I had no pain relief what so ever....i can imagine her saying that too. Such a dippy mare.
I had no pain relief with my first not though choice and had an extremely traumatic delivery when I had a section with my second I took every painkiller they offered and after 3.5 years of no sleep from my first I slept like a baby best nights sleep I’ve ever had till this day 
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His pj's say big hug
I can't think of any other person in the public eye that has had such a strange pregnancy timeline???
Why does one need dried cranberries with the ear buds?
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Probably got ore records to last until cc3 is born
I'm calling bingo..
She'll announce the birth of CC2 and the Hello Magazine deal with inc. her talking about how she suffered post-natal depression and wanted to bond with the baby off social media with 'if I'm honest guys I've been struggling and thought it would be best..' or the blood situation caused medical complications so she wanted to put off the announcement.
Why would she do this? Because #mentalhealthawarenessweek and that my friends, is a very 'relatable' move
There's always a blame as to why tit happens.
She'll announce the birth of CC2 and the Hello Magazine deal with inc. her talking about how she suffered post-natal depression and wanted to bond with the baby off social media with 'if I'm honest guys I've been struggling and thought it would be best..' or the blood situation caused medical complications so she wanted to put off the announcement.
Why would she do this? Because #mentalhealthawarenessweek and that my friends, is a very 'relatable' move
There's always a blame as to why tit happens.
LOL I think they are rose petals
Where’s the bump Soph? It’s so fishy isn’t it.
Again fixated on eating junk snacks. Could we try some healthy bits too please Soph? The baby needs nutrients too. You can’t live on tubes of Pringles. Indeed you could have been sharing lots of healthy pregnancy meals/smoothies etc the last 589 months of this pregnancy. Never mind.
At least we get a few days off. She’d better come back With a baby or I’m walking away. If she comes back in with a “not much longer”
I still think we will get some coy Inch posts. Unless Inch is too busy down the bank sorting out the new mortgage for the new house.
‘Omg guyzzzz you can’t believe I’m still pregnanT not longgg to go guyzzzz’
Hi everyone, if you would just indulge me with a few of my thoughts...
1. Fairly sure we are all confident that she has no intention of having an actual 'farm', just a bigger house with more grass (which she will hate) and the opportunity to also have a sit on tractor like her bestie and proceed to ruin the whole thing with plastic tat and lots of seating. Oh, and a pristine 'never to be used' potting bench,
2. Talk of Llamas are definitely just for our benefit
and she thinks she's being clever and funny.
3. She needs to stop using 99% of the products in her home. Watching her spray so much makes ME cough, so god alone knows how it must feel to actually live there.
4. She seems to be the type of person who only likes the cute instagrammable part of baby life. Life and raising children isn't easy, if you're doing it properly. At some point her children will need proper parental guidance and help, homework, school issues, exams, helping them with making proper life choices, university, apprenticeships etc. She seems ill prepared to even see beyond staging photos. And yes, I appreciate that some of those things seem a long way in the future, but it soon comes round.
5. And finally, I just wish that I could bang the heads together of anyone who still buys into this Hinch charade and thinks that she is harmless fun. She is many things, but harmless and fun are not two of them.
Ps I want so much for @HinchesSousChef be right about the baby already being born!
1. Fairly sure we are all confident that she has no intention of having an actual 'farm', just a bigger house with more grass (which she will hate) and the opportunity to also have a sit on tractor like her bestie and proceed to ruin the whole thing with plastic tat and lots of seating. Oh, and a pristine 'never to be used' potting bench,
2. Talk of Llamas are definitely just for our benefit
and she thinks she's being clever and funny.3. She needs to stop using 99% of the products in her home. Watching her spray so much makes ME cough, so god alone knows how it must feel to actually live there.
4. She seems to be the type of person who only likes the cute instagrammable part of baby life. Life and raising children isn't easy, if you're doing it properly. At some point her children will need proper parental guidance and help, homework, school issues, exams, helping them with making proper life choices, university, apprenticeships etc. She seems ill prepared to even see beyond staging photos. And yes, I appreciate that some of those things seem a long way in the future, but it soon comes round.
5. And finally, I just wish that I could bang the heads together of anyone who still buys into this Hinch charade and thinks that she is harmless fun. She is many things, but harmless and fun are not two of them.
Ps I want so much for @HinchesSousChef be right about the baby already being born!
Of course she can - she will just give them to the “farm people”!!!Hinch farm? Well I’ve heard it all. She does realise that she can’t just ‘get rid’ of farm animals when the novelty has worn off or they start breeding like she did with the fish? Can’t wait to see her get up at the crack of dawn to muck out
I can imagine it’s hard enough in work I work in the dementia unit so can be interesting to attempt shall we sayI wish folk would know how different cannulation and venepuncture can be, and how tricky a cannula can be. Especially when my patients tend to be either premature or unwell tiny people with shutdown, wiggly little veins
Didn't she say she had no time for pain relief, then posted a photo of herself on gas and air. And then admitted she was induced, so why didn't she have time for pain relief? She's making out as if Ronnie was crowning in the car park. I've been induced, it was agony, I was off my chops on pethidine and still thought I was going to die from pain.
Prerecord AvenueI think ‘Doesfuckall Road’ would suit her better
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