Mrs Hinch #391 FredaYahoo is on the gram, covid rules? They don’t give a damn!

[Poppysmimi]

Is she breaking restrictions? Having her support bubble round? I thought you were allowed to see your parents? Do people still give a fuck? I've seen my family (in their houses!) For months now. Friends too. Fuck it, you only live once.

Wrong.

You only die once.
You live everyday.
Unless someone takes that option from you due to their own selfishness.

And yes. Plenty of us do still give a fuck. Especially those of us who have had to deal with the dead bodies, devastation and grief due to this pandemic. Watching people struggle to breathe and seeing the fear in their eyes when they are told they are going to be intubated. They know they probably aren’t going to come out of it alive. Telling a husband of 73 years that his wife has died. Over the phone. Not being able to comfort him. Having letters that patients have written to their loved ones folded in your pocket to give to them. Wheeling body after body into corridors because your mortuary is full as is every local undertaker. Being petrified you will take this virus home to your own kids.

Yes. Fucks are very much given by a lot of us. And even if you came through our doors, on oxygen, struggling to breathe because you still carried on socialising because “you only live once”, there’s millions of NHS workers who would have risked their own lives in order to save yours

 

[Frosties2020]

I see hunch is still blaming lockdown and lack of siblings for his lack of development, probably because her sheep messaged her from when she posted that plagiarised grid post saying yeah my toddler is the same, so it must be true then.
Well not that it means anything but my 19 month old, has no siblings and is fine, but then again he hasn’t had a camera shoved in his face for half of his life, he has had my undivided attention, I have taught and learnt him all sorts because lockdown was a blessing for me to spend so much time with him and he’s flourished. Ronnie has had two parents at home who don’t even properly work!!!!!
I know your game hinch, you could NOT have been giving Ronnie all the support he needed whilst you were making your life and house insta ready and it shows.
Sorry rant over

As a mother of a little boy who is also behind with development I find this so insulting. My son has had all my attention and support and still he is behind. There is a reason why you should not compare children and should not judge others. Perhaps you should think before you 'rant'

 

[Islandhoppin]

This is how I see the reveal going...

We will be subjected treated to the usual morning routine and she will bring back Two Man Team for one last time as requested by Tattle. However this time when the edit skips to pretend Ronnie opens the door to let Henners out for a crap in the sleepers, instead of watching from the open door way he will be pushed run eagerly towards his little playhouse to the sound of the Peter Rabbit theme tune, the garden basked in perfect sunshine despite it raining across the rest of the Kingdom of Maldonia. Once inside, the montage will go into slo-mo mode and pan across the sensory plastic grass floor, stopping at the edge of a biskit coloured basket. The music will reach a crescendo as the camera moves across the basket to reveal... a working cover for OK magazine and an AD to buy the mag on Tuesday for all the baby details, including a twist that “honestly could only ‘appen to me guyz” written in a pink font.

The story will continue with footage of Ronnie leaving the playhouse but instead of stepping back out into Greyskull’s artificial lavender cloud we find him in the grounds of Hinch Farm. The caption will read “I dreamed big guyz and we have TWO new beginnings to share with you - welcome to Hinch Farm I can’t wait to share all three acres with my shoppers sheep bots followers. @staceysolomon Yes, that is a bigger plot than yours Bubs “

The final shot will be of Onslow sitting on his ride on mower in his bestest vest, texting his old neighbour (allegedly).

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Btw. Cos it’s totes obvs she’s aiming for a Thursday birth in some sort of form - I’m just going to do one final statement of I believe she’s had the baby. She can rub her bump with her nails all she likes. The timeline does not add up. Something happened. There have been lies some where. Of course hope all is safe and well with the baby. It doesn’t dispel the deception; manipulation; outright weirdness she’s displayed over this “pregnancy”. I personally can’t wait for it to be over. Im pretty certain I’ll be proved wrong over the next couple of days but thanks anyway for being part of the fun lol. If she wasn’t so evasive none of us would have ever questioned it. She does this herself.

Well good luck Soph. I’ve had two under two. It’s bloody hard work. I had no family help and a partner at work all day and not home until bed time in the early days. It’s hard work. But your babies are your world. And no. My cats arent my children too. They are cats. All the best Soph!

 

[Bigbluebox]

Imagine if Stacey is pregnant and she announces it the day cc2 is born

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I’m still stuck on dilly. Don’t think I’ve ever heard that one. It’s penis and vagina/vulva in this house. Yep. The two year old and the nearly 4 year old boys can label their own penis, testicles and anus. Hugely important for many reasons. Get with it Soph. Get with it.

 

[The Dowager]

Is she breaking restrictions? Having her support bubble round? I thought you were allowed to see your parents? Do people still give a fuck? I've seen my family (in their houses!) For months now. Friends too. Fuck it, you only live once.

The issue is, as has been made clear over the past 15 months, is that while you may only live once other people don’t live as long as they should do because of your actions.

Have you ever stopped to think about the potential consequences of your actions? Of course not, people like you will never consider others or consider themselves to be in the wrong.

If you want to live your life with a reckless disregard for others then you’re welcome to, provided you fuck off and live on the Moon.

 

[Hattie2468]

Imagine if Stacey is pregnant and she announces it the day cc2 is born

Haha its going to be a game of Tops Trumps!!

Hinch: here is baby no 2
SS: I'm pregnant with no 4
Hinch: well mine was actually born in January so is older than yours!
SS: I'm having twins!
Hinch: this is a GIRL!!
SS: TWIN GIRLS!!!

 

[tablesandchairs]

Is she breaking restrictions? Having her support bubble round? I thought you were allowed to see your parents? Do people still give a fuck? I've seen my family (in their houses!) For months now. Friends too. Fuck it, you only live once.

Yes. She’s breaking restrictions. They’re not eligible for a support bubble, unless there’s something she hasn’t told us (either the baby is here so they have a child under 1, or Ma and Pa are split up so mad ma is a single person living alone). You’ve also been breaking the law. I’ll be sure to tell my close family members with PTSD from working on covid wards that you say no one ‘gives a fuck’.

 

[alba24]

 

[alba24]

Anyone know what those two marks on her left wrist could be?

A bite mark off Ronnie because he hates her

 

[Andioooop]

Now what one of you nusty trolls is responsible for this

 

[LadyChat]

Well done! Albert - Albie for short!!

I see a future thread title - 'Albie damned if that "newborn" ain't 4 months old!'

 

[Rearviewmirror]

Good evening Tattlers
I’ve not caught up today so apologies if this has been mentioned and not wanting to derail but I just came to share Michelle’s latest story The worm is turning guyzzz

 

[Justalittlebit]

Is she breaking restrictions? Having her support bubble round? I thought you were allowed to see your parents? Do people still give a fuck? I've seen my family (in their houses!) For months now. Friends too. Fuck it, you only live once.

You are a selfish twat.

 

[mucking.fuddle]

Well we all know what the birth will be like for pretty knickers don’t we.
her extensions will be coiffed and teased by Carl whats his face, as make up by Mikey tops up her lash glue and adds a few last minute injections of rat poison in her top lip.
Nordic virgins will be playing harps with the strings made out of unicorn mane for a sweeter note. She will have no pain relief because we know she’s all about the natural. She will do a dainty sneeze and cc2 will pop into the world dressed in a greige hinchxbabbie Tesco named sleep suit smelling of dove night time baby wash, excited to meet his big bro henners and the other one with just the two legs actually

 

[mucking.fuddle]

When I think back about my ex husband I wish had had gas&air and pethidine for the conception

 

[Danielle0120]

Dilly?? Please use the correct name. There's nothing wrong with Penis, vagina. Nothing wrong at all. That's what they are.
Did you not hear about the little girl who was telling her teacher her uncle licked her cookie and the teacher went Ohhhh that's not nice blabla thinking he just took a bite out of her biscuit.. She kept saying it and eventually it was understood what was really going on. He was abusing her but her mum taught her to say cookie instead of vagina.
My children are 8,4 and 3. They all know what everything is.
My friends little girl calls her vagina "fajita" a fucking fajita. Diabolical.

But did she just take and empty a perfectly fine bottle of orange out the fridge and put it all into another bottle... And put it in the fridge.. Ok..

 

[NapQueenReturns]

Is she breaking restrictions? Having her support bubble round? I thought you were allowed to see your parents? Do people still give a fuck? I've seen my family (in their houses!) For months now. Friends too. Fuck it, you only live once.

Ooh you’re ‘ard.

 

[MaldonMalaise]

Is she breaking restrictions? Having her support bubble round? I thought you were allowed to see your parents? Do people still give a fuck? I've seen my family (in their houses!) For months now. Friends too. Fuck it, you only live once.

I’m sure the families of the hundred thousand people who have died in this country are so grateful that you have been festering in your mates houses while their loved ones died alone on ventilators. Get in the sea.