RIGHT. The novelty has well and truly worn off with this tit now.
So weeks and weeks ago,(someone will have the exact date) she was saying she’ll probably be induced. Then she said head is down and ready. Then she said she was waddling and felt ready to give birth. Then she said last week that she thought it was be “that week”. Then she said she had “popped”.
Then she went to Traceys, bounced around the driveway and complained she was now “really uncomfortable.”
Then asked for suggestions to bring on labour and NOWWW is saying “should be any day.
Why the duck is she making out like she herself doesn’t have a clue what’s going on?? I get that she is playing stupid games with us here, but to her sheep she’s going on like it’s just guess work despite saying she would most likely be induced due to her condition and baby was resting on a stent or something? All this “maybe this week, possibly tomorrow guyzzzzzz, should be here by 2027 if that makes sense guys, but not before I’ve perfected my curtain pleats and finished this chapter of The idiots guide to Alpacas” is beyond an actual joke now. For the love of god, will someone shake them?! It’s like they’ve been lobotomised.