Seriously Soph, just because you can do something it doesn’t mean you should. Know your audience. Amidst the low IQ, botoxed, bleach blonde, new money, bimbos of Essex you and your tacky crushed velvet, grey and white hellhole of a new build are #goals but move out to some country pile and try and fit in with the farming community or the landed gentry and you are going to fall flat on your face. Stick to what you know. Wanking your taps, sloshing Flash bathroom and spraying febreeze over everything and pretending to clean things that are already clean.