Mrs Hinch #383 Need this house, I need this life. Coz I'm one snaky jealous fishwife.

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Right, you tattle detectives, anyone up for a tattle inspired, tattle written, unauthorised biography of our fave tap ranker?
I reckon Penguin (or Ladybird books) could get on board and we can ask Dr Rebecca to write the forewarned.
 
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Kate to the party, whats this? Fanks guuuyzzzz ATV
Inch put up something on his stories about someone in a care home and her kids listening to the pod cast are now dreaming of bring him here with a hinch husband 😂
 
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As an aside, does she still have the squirrel picnic bench her allegedly “funny” uncle made?
Do you we have a list of things she doesn’t have anymore?
😂😂 Weirdly enough I thought about that this morning - which one of the trees will be graced by Uncle Dave’s picnic bench feeder?
 
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Well if her shop is coming from Tesco… she is royalty to them isn’t she ‘part of the Tesco family’ so they will probs have a spare key.. will let themselves into greyskull castle, they will even pack away her shopping because she’s family guyszzzzzzz
I pay £4.50 for the 1 hour slot. Have a tiny baby and need to be able to nap when I can knowing I don’t have to listen out for the door!
 
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Indoor pool too... can be used all year round unlike staceys one lol
I think she’s in for a shock at the cost of maintaining an indoor pool 🙈 even if she could buy the house it would cost a fortune every year to run. I know plenty of people richer than her (joys of private school, I’m not rich sadly!) that don’t live in a house like that.
 
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Looks like that chippy has been in a run in with the blender. He’ll be alright with a full sized chip soph x
 
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If she does buy that house (which she won’t as she can’t afford run it) How will the postman know where she lives???? We know it’s a worry of hers! Anxiety will go through the roof 😂😂😂
 
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and the windows look as rough as a badgers arse.
Jeez - think they'll be needing a permanent window cleaner as well - preferably with a cherry picker to get to those high bits. Not to mention a Fish Person to look after the pond.
The staff bill is all adding up.
 
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I think she’s in for a shock at the cost of maintaining an indoor pool 🙈 even if she could buy the house it would cost a fortune every year to run. I know plenty of people richer than her (joys of private school, I’m not rich sadly!) that don’t live in a house like that.
Just chuck in a bottle of zoflora hun, it's cleaner innit, so it'll clean it and it'll smell lahvley.
 
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Sopha, since you’re clearly watching, can you suggest a new thread title on your story please, I’m thank you 😊
 
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If you Google "high trees" Maldon you'll get details of the previous owner. Probably best not to post details on here though - apart from anything else the poor bugger is probably still in shock after having the screeching harpy wandering about his home.
 
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If she does buy that house (which she won’t as she can’t afford run it) How will the postman know where she lives???? We know it’s a worry of hers! Anxiety will go through the roof 😂😂😂
Ron and Hen +1 are going to have a long wait for him/her in the morning 😂
 
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What an embarrassment he is, surly his mates must take the piss behind his back
 
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Anyone had any luck finding where Ronnies new pop up play tent is from? Police themed. I looked it up “pop up police tent” but can’t find one that matches his. I suspected it might have been a home Bargains purchase that exposed pre records
 
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