So little miss relatable has had a dream mansion funded by her "best friends". I bet her Hinchers will still be crawling up her arse even though they can't see that they've been had. Ridiculous.
Mrs Hinch #383 Need this house, I need this life. Coz I'm one snaky jealous fishwife.
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A conversation between me and my mum:
Mum: ''Mrs Hinch made an appearance in our team meeting the other day''
Me: ''What, she was actually there in the meeting, talking to everyone?''
Mum: ''No, she'd pre-recorded her bit''
A pre-record? Surely not...!
Mum: ''Mrs Hinch made an appearance in our team meeting the other day''
Me: ''What, she was actually there in the meeting, talking to everyone?''
Mum: ''No, she'd pre-recorded her bit''
A pre-record? Surely not...!
Kate to the party, whats this? Fanks guuuyzzzz ATV
The property is called High Trees.
and the windows look as rough as a badgers arse.
and the windows look as rough as a badgers arse.
Can you imagine if the weather's bad at night? Any little noise and she'll be crapping herself...Buy the house Sophaour home is worth just over 1/3 of that & it’s a bloody money pit!!!
as soon as the kids leave home we are selling up and getting something smaller, a lot bloody smaller!!!
She can not afford that house, she cleans (well, tries) on social media
large houses with huge gardens are beautiful to look at, heating them in winter & ongoing repairs are bloody pricey.
Not bragging btw, we both used inheritance over 20 years ago buy ours, yes it’s beautiful but my god the work never stops, the cleaning never stops! Sometimes I confuse the spiders with the Jack Russell, try facing them at 6am Sopha
why is Stacey dressed like a milk maid/ bog brush holder doll thing/ little girl
if that’s her range, she can keep it
and as for Hinch, woman the way you hide that bump all the time makes me think there’s some body dysmorphia going on. Your preggers, embrace the bump!
Well there were some interesting emojis in her story last night about things that are to come. I think she's got a TV deal or something like that. I thought the microphone emoji was a strange choice.
Thing is, whichever house she moves into, someone is going to comment along the lines of “I thought your kitchen/wardrobes/pool/whatever would
be bigger” and piss on her parade
be bigger” and piss on her parade
Go back to her with the name of her management
W
With an island that shape I'm guessing someone to do with the sex industry, someone to do with Sullivan and Gold the porn barons who own West Ham FC?
Poor old Jamie with his one inch
will feel so inadequate.
Reminds me of that tv show. 'Who lives in a house like this? Let's go through the keyhole'.
With an island that shape I'm guessing someone to do with the sex industry, someone to do with Sullivan and Gold the porn barons who own West Ham FC?
Poor old Jamie with his one inch
will feel so inadequate.Can you just imagine, she will buy that house and play N-Dubz in it.
maybe she will invite Tulisa over
maybe she will invite Tulisa over
LolOh ffs guyzzzz. Ron and fat chicken strip are back. They are so adventurous aren’t they! I wonder what they’ll be exploring today? Could it be the Kitchen? The garden? Who knows! Either way what a day it’ll beI aspire to be as adventurous as this
It would be much more of an adventure if they left the dam house !!!
She thinks she is though. Like when she did the CC2 pregnancy reveal over Zoom to the parents. Which CELEBRITY couple.......she's so far up her own arse I'm surprised she's not choking on her crap hair extensions
I want her to spend all the money in the bank on this house and then we can all watch her downfall and her not be able to up keep it, keep it tidy. If she doesn’t clean what will she do? Look at Katie price, she was worth millions in the day, had her huge mansion, she now can’t afford it’s up keep because she’s not earning the money she was! Everyone has a sell by date, it’s only really the big celebs, your music artists, film stars etc that don’t!
I used to follow her when I had my daughter (she hit 1 mill followers shortly after), back then she used to clean and I found her relatable. Then she kept posting saying she was near 2 mill, then she got to two million followers but was expecting it and I wondered why, thought it odd and that’s when I was told she had bought them. I then stopped following her and followed Tomm, Gem now lives in a gorgeous house but her husband actually owns a successful business and works and she’s so much more relatable than hinch! She also actually cleans and follows her own method etc. Hinch is a sales woman and a con artist
I used to follow her when I had my daughter (she hit 1 mill followers shortly after), back then she used to clean and I found her relatable. Then she kept posting saying she was near 2 mill, then she got to two million followers but was expecting it and I wondered why, thought it odd and that’s when I was told she had bought them. I then stopped following her and followed Tomm, Gem now lives in a gorgeous house but her husband actually owns a successful business and works and she’s so much more relatable than hinch! She also actually cleans and follows her own method etc. Hinch is a sales woman and a con artist
In the listing description it’s called high trees, when you google it it’s high trees, maldon hall farm, spital lane, etc
More so than le hinch I think just my opinion thou as yours Is yours and is subjectiveSs has artistic talent =she is shite at anything artisticquestionable
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Ffs.. Can see them engraving Tesco Towers on the name plaque right now.. Or Inch Abbey..
People are so nasty. They must be jealous. If they don’t like it, they should just scroll on by.Thing is, whichever house she moves into, someone is going to comment along the lines of “I thought your kitchen/wardrobes/pool/whatever would
be bigger” and piss on her parade
Or block and delete.
Or cry troll.
Or steal paragraphs from
well-respected, Yale-educated child psychologists to express their feeekings and pass it off as their own thoughts.
Or she can crawl back under the rocks she came from.
As an aside, does she still have the squirrel picnic bench her allegedly “funny” uncle made?
Do you we have a list of things she doesn’t have anymore?
This made me lol. Husband is currently at shops. If I ask him to get something he doesn’t normally get his first words are “ where will I find that?”Jamie managed to get the new perfumed Bin Buddy for her.I wouldn't bother sending mine shopping for trivial crap. The constant telephone calls asking which aisle/shelf the stuff is on wouldn't be worth the hassle.
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