She would absolutely destroy that houses character. Grey and tacky everywhere, she would def have the need for a cleaner because we hardly see her cleaning her own house now.
Mrs Hinch #383 Need this house, I need this life. Coz I'm one snaky jealous fishwife.
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Ooo it has an annexe for Big Freda! Fabulous spot well done @Anotherheadturned
His tiny penisLooked at the garden highlights and cushion placement seems to be a thing, Inch did it first. What is he hiding behind there?
Ironically though, she can have her mum move into the bungalow and Trace can move out of the loft into the pool house.
This pair of utter knob ends never fail to irritate the life out of me. Genuinely wish there was a way to put a full ban on the cretins!
So she’s gone from just driving around looking at houses to actually booking viewings in ones she can’t afford 
Like everyone has said, she probably hasn’t thought through the upkeep costs and her unstable career so will struggle.
He’s such a troll!
Are there any accountants here? If she moved into this house, and started a DIY branded business (copying and one-upping SS) how much could she claim back on tax, and is it called liabilities? I'm just wondering...! XIf she earns enough doing influencing to buy that house it’s a disgrace!!! Honestly… surely the house they’re in isn’t worth that much. I know she has money in the bank, but come in 3 million!!he doesn’t do anything!!
I think what she’s trying to say is “I’ve just looked at a multi-million pound mansion and I want that life. But I’ve now realised that I need you sheep to buy more of my shoddy tat in order to afford it. Go, go, go buy my useless diffusers!”
Thought she was waiting on her shopping delivery? So why is Inch getting sent to Home Bargains? For a woman with a book about lists she is bleeping tit at keeping a shopping list
Guyzzzzz, I know this isn’t house related or anything but I was scrolling through our favourite Real Hinchwife if Maldon’s old stories and came across this absolute belter of a photo of our Queen. It is kinda house related cos do you think this make-up/tan/colloidal silver/whatever the duck it is will clash with the mahogany staircase in the new £3.5 million (I love a barg) gaffe?
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Posting ads on the daily, getting that deposit in. Shame the insta "fame" is already wearing thin it's like verruca from the chocolate factory " don't care how, I want it now"
it's like verruca from the chocolate factory " don't care how, I want it now"
Nope nope nopeity nope. she won’t be buying that house. I think she’s deffo on the move and doing house viewings but definitely not that one. upkeep and bills would be to much even for her. If she does then ill eat my own shite and if wanking a tap can get you from a bog standard, new build 3 three bed, to a 3 million pound mega mansion in 3 years then pass me the bleeping cloth
And wasting the estate agents and home owners time during a pandemicSo she’s gone from just driving around looking at houses to actually booking viewings in ones she can’t afford
Best not hear his voice tbh neither he or his air head wife can speak properly. She says things like... 'I'm fank you'.
He's saying 'I never fought I would be in 'ome Bargains on me own'
He means thought obviously. They need to take lessons to speak English before worrying about Spanish lesson!
Up's the speculation that she's had the baby
yawnHate to break it to you, but you’re first mistake is calling it a cloth. They’re called CLOFFS, don’t ya know???
Old husband goals makes my teeth itch UGH, he is so cringey
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