Rattled her bones!! I bleeping love you tattlers!!New theory alert! She's just showed Ronnie's scans and the test she used for him because we NEVER SEE the "mums name, hospital, date of scan" transcript on the top of the scans (although I do understand she would want the hospital she's using to be private. She's interacted with her "fans" she knows they are capable of any sort of abnormal stalkerish behaviour)
"You won't believe how far along I am" because Jamie had only dismounted 24 hours earlier and no one would believe she was announcing a day after Janine rattled her bones.
The baby isn't here. Cos she's due MID SEPTEMBER
New borns don't do a lot do they? So she's going to use one of those creepy dolls. Althoooough this doesn't bide with our "she will say the baby was born later than it was so she can pretend all milestones are being hit early and he's perfikkkt theory (which is by far my favourite "she's had the baby already theory) @HinchesSousChef help me out here hun!
P.s. I've had one can of mojito and I'm full of that Friday feeling. This is mostly tongue in cheek and satire!
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Let’s hope she don’t name the new one kanga
New new theory here. She’s just learnt to tell the time which is why it is suddenly appearing on her stories. It’s totally nothing to do with all the discussion on here about her pre-recording stories.
Robbie was my guess for a name for cc2.
Long time lurker here. I know it's been said many times but I think it's wrong that Hinch never holds her hands up and admits fault for posts she puts up that could be a danger/hazardous. The recent example of her unscrewing her sink which led to many people's kitchens flooding. It would be decent if she could hold her hand up and admit mistakes, nobody's perfect.
Wonder if she will give the new baby cuddle clock or whatever that creepy clock teddy was called. For how much fuss she made before giving it Ronnie, we never see it
Ffs who do they think you were talking about, hardly a list like she likes to make out, I bet she’s told em to stay quietNice change of clothes for an evening walk. Also - i messaged claremontgardencentre to see if soph had stopped off there today, this was their response. I guess we’ll never know
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Forgot about that. It was gross and she redid the colours on it. 🥸
Yeah and for baby 3 I didn’t even make it to the hospital. Not sure if I even had a bag doneAfter the first one don’t most people just stroll in with some Lidl own brand nappies and some giant pants??!
Nope, tbh that's the least of it. I was in for 3 days post c section and I wasn't even able to wash and apart from some cereal in the morning and half a disgusting ready meal mid afternoon I didn't get any food. I don't know how I would have coped if I was on my own.
Why is she not making a fuss on
Solomon’s blue bog post? Love it bubs
I’ll tell you why because she’s to busy pulling her extensions out screaming about that bleeping cottage of Solomon’s. If she hasn't had little Eddie yet she may need to get a move on otherwise the blue bog will get more likes than she will.
Solomon’s blue bog post? Love it bubs
I’ll tell you why because she’s to busy pulling her extensions out screaming about that bleeping cottage of Solomon’s. If she hasn't had little Eddie yet she may need to get a move on otherwise the blue bog will get more likes than she will.
Can someone explain the butter thing to me please?
She loves rabbits so maybe be she will name him Roger 
Just catching up, I'm gutted, I have those shoe bags, can you believe i use them for shoes?!! Must get a label saying SHOES for each bag!!
She wrote in one of her many books a baby bag list and put butter on it so that the first toast after having the baby tastes of home!!?????
Went to find Stacey's blue bog post to go like it. Got sidetracked and found this. Appropriate for Zoph. Might cock about and make some Hinch ones later 
It's a hospital bag essential don't you know? Grinch listed it as one of her must haves in her book, for that "taste from home".
bleeping hell, why did i even ask?!
Or, if you are a fanny like me, and you forget take the baby's bag with you
Waters broke and the baby arrived less than 3 hours later. Just made it to the hospital in time. And I have no excuse as it was my second time at this rodeo. They gave me nappies and formula but I had to wait until DH was allowed in to visit (this was in the middle of the CV second wave too!) before I could put clothes on the poor wee bugger.
When she wrote her first book she mentioned going into hospital to have Ron and recommended to take your own butter for on your toast so it’s a taste of home.
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